AP – “The 34-year-old says her family started doing its own light display, but realized that the creation couldn’t compare. She says: “Nothing measures up…”Kelly’s neighbors have an elaborate display, including reindeer, a large snow globe and a huge bear on the roof.”

Everybody has that one asshole neighbor. The guy that just has to go above and beyond at Christmas time and make his house look like the goddamn Home Lighting aisle in Home Depot.

Well bravo to this crafty gal. Minimalists everywhere rejoice. A little dry humor goes a long way, especially when it saves you the hassle of hours and hours spent hanging all these lights. Only to have to take them all down in like 2 weeks. This lady wins Christmas.