That was quick @FeitsBarstool @stoolpresidente @stoolsalesguy pic.twitter.com/7RHHF09p1S

— Evan Landry (@LandryE80) February 11, 2019

You think you win that many Super Bowl rings by procrastinating? Hell no. Bill probably was on the phone (flip phone no doubt) with his boat guy the second he finished his Super Bowl post game press conference. He doesn’t care that it’s February and that his boat won’t see the light of day on Nantucket for another 3 months. God forbid someone sees the boat and thinks he’s only won SEVEN rings. Might as well be Mike McCarthy at that point.

Get your Belichick Hater of the Year shirt and stunt on everyone.