Patriots Triumphant Return to the Playoffs Marred by Glorious Flameout
Most of the goodwill Bill Belichick earned by bringing the Patriots back to the playoffs with a rookie QB evaporated last night after getting throttled by the Bills 47-17. The Pats were […]
#RushHourRap – J. Cole – p u n c h i n ’ . t h e . c l o c k
Teeterin’ between enlightened and insanityNow that I’m rich, I feel nobody understandin’ meAll I can do is cut the mic on, holler at youCan’t let the fame scare me off from speaking […]
#RushHourRap – Rexx Life Raj – Lockheed Martin
You only get one life at the end of the day, some people work they whole life and give it awayMidlife crisis full of dreams they didn’t chase live with the regret […]
Joey B’s 2021 In Review – Quick Hits
I had every intention in the world to do my normal multi-part series to wrap up this year. I had fun with it last year. But life is what happens when you […]
Gridiron Tales Week 3 Continued: Austin (Ekeler) 3:16 Says Edition
Thursday: 1-2 (-1.17 units) Season: 1-7 (-6.17 units) Recap: CMC getting hurt helped no one, but we wish him a speedy recovery. Mooney had an interesting stat line, recording 4 catches for […]
Gridiron Tales Week 3: Back The Cats In Houston Edition
Last Week: 0-5 (-5 units) Recap: A lot of bad things occurred; nothing more, nothing less. First Thursday Pick: Christian McCaffrey O5.5 receptions (-115) Fact #1: CMC has logged 9 and 5 […]
Gridiron Tales Week 2: Dak to Life, Dak to Reality Edition
Last season: 25-18 (58.1%) It feels so good to be back. I took Week 1 “off” from making official picks because I didn’t want to write prop suggestions based on feelings because […]
Not a Silver Linings Guy, But Despite the Loss, Mac Jones Gives the Patriots a W
I was texting with a few buddies during the Patriots game and despite the backbreaking Damien Harris fumble and absolutely brutal way to lose a game, the most common exchange was “Cam […]
Ginger Ale/Sox Fans Rejoice, the Schwarber Tee Has Arrived
The Red Sox ain’t dead yet, which Nate Eovaldi and Hunter Renfroe made sure of last night practically willing the team to a must have W against the Rays. This team is […]
The 300s Dad Hats Have Arrived (Snapbacks Too)
As we all continue to age in dog years, things that were once clowned on (i.e. fannypacks) or were 90s staples have come back in full force, which is why I am […]
The 300s 