Gridiron Tales Week 3 Continued: Austin (Ekeler) 3:16 Says Edition
Thursday: 1-2 (-1.17 units) Season: 1-7 (-6.17 units) Recap: CMC getting hurt helped no one, but we wish him a speedy recovery. Mooney had an interesting stat line, recording 4 catches for […]
Gridiron Tales Week 3: Back The Cats In Houston Edition
Last Week: 0-5 (-5 units) Recap: A lot of bad things occurred; nothing more, nothing less. First Thursday Pick: Christian McCaffrey O5.5 receptions (-115) Fact #1: CMC has logged 9 and 5 […]
Gridiron Tales Week 2: Dak to Life, Dak to Reality Edition
Last season: 25-18 (58.1%) It feels so good to be back. I took Week 1 “off” from making official picks because I didn’t want to write prop suggestions based on feelings because […]
Not a Silver Linings Guy, But Despite the Loss, Mac Jones Gives the Patriots a W
I was texting with a few buddies during the Patriots game and despite the backbreaking Damien Harris fumble and absolutely brutal way to lose a game, the most common exchange was “Cam […]
Ginger Ale/Sox Fans Rejoice, the Schwarber Tee Has Arrived
The Red Sox ain’t dead yet, which Nate Eovaldi and Hunter Renfroe made sure of last night practically willing the team to a must have W against the Rays. This team is […]
The 300s Dad Hats Have Arrived (Snapbacks Too)
As we all continue to age in dog years, things that were once clowned on (i.e. fannypacks) or were 90s staples have come back in full force, which is why I am […]
Celtics Re-sign Robert Williams for 4 Years So Time Lord Shirts Are Now Essential
The Celtics have been anything but idle this offseason so it’s hard to fault them for not at least trying to improve after last season’s flameout. Among those moves is the 4-year […]
Marcus Smart Isn’t Going Anywhere and That’s a Good Thing
ESPN Sources: Boston Celtics G Marcus Smart has agreed to a four-year, $77M extension. New deal starts in 2022-‘23 with no player option and secures him at $90M-plus through 2025-‘26. — Adrian […]
Red Sox Call Up Top Prospect Jarren Duran
Chaim Bloom and the Red Sox have finally called up 24-year-old outfield prospect Jarren Duran and is set to make his major league debut against the Yankees Thursday night. The reason I […]
Bubba Watson is Out Here Breaking Clubs Like Happy Gilmore
Bubba is getting his money’s worth out here today because it cannot be cheap to replace a professional golfer’s finely tuned driver, let alone a fully customized pink one. Broken driver. Great […]
