Update: Tom Brady has officially announced he is retiring from football. Tom Brady is officially probably retiring from the NFL after 22 seasons, seven Super Bowl titles, three MVPs, and five Super […]
Tom Brady Announces His Retirement
Considering a Bachelor Party, Post-30
It hit my inbox, and set off my phone, with the thud legal text hitting a desk in an otherwise vacant library. There it was, the invite to our comrade’s bachelor party. […]
Patriots Triumphant Return to the Playoffs Marred by Glorious Flameout
Most of the goodwill Bill Belichick earned by bringing the Patriots back to the playoffs with a rookie QB evaporated last night after getting throttled by the Bills 47-17. The Pats were […]
#RushHourRap – J. Cole – p u n c h i n ’ . t h e . c l o c k
Teeterin’ between enlightened and insanityNow that I’m rich, I feel nobody understandin’ meAll I can do is cut the mic on, holler at youCan’t let the fame scare me off from speaking […]
#RushHourRap – Rexx Life Raj – Lockheed Martin
You only get one life at the end of the day, some people work they whole life and give it awayMidlife crisis full of dreams they didn’t chase live with the regret […]
Joey B’s 2021 In Review – Quick Hits
I had every intention in the world to do my normal multi-part series to wrap up this year. I had fun with it last year. But life is what happens when you […]
Gridiron Tales Week 3 Continued: Austin (Ekeler) 3:16 Says Edition
Thursday: 1-2 (-1.17 units) Season: 1-7 (-6.17 units) Recap: CMC getting hurt helped no one, but we wish him a speedy recovery. Mooney had an interesting stat line, recording 4 catches for […]
Gridiron Tales Week 3: Back The Cats In Houston Edition
Last Week: 0-5 (-5 units) Recap: A lot of bad things occurred; nothing more, nothing less. First Thursday Pick: Christian McCaffrey O5.5 receptions (-115) Fact #1: CMC has logged 9 and 5 […]
Gridiron Tales Week 2: Dak to Life, Dak to Reality Edition
Last season: 25-18 (58.1%) It feels so good to be back. I took Week 1 “off” from making official picks because I didn’t want to write prop suggestions based on feelings because […]
Not a Silver Linings Guy, But Despite the Loss, Mac Jones Gives the Patriots a W
I was texting with a few buddies during the Patriots game and despite the backbreaking Damien Harris fumble and absolutely brutal way to lose a game, the most common exchange was “Cam […]
The 300s 