Author Archives: Joey Ballgame

About Joey Ballgame

I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Views from the 617. Primarily MMA and pop culture takes from down in the rabbit hole. Sports straight out of left field.

Brock Lesnar Possibly Playing Ivan Drago’s Son In “Creed 2”

Yahoo – Remember when Rocky Balboa had to fight Thunderlips in Rocky III? Well, Sylvester Stallone might be resurrecting a similar storyline for the Creed sequel, aptly titled Creed 2, which follows the life and times of Adonis Creed, the fatherless … Continue reading

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We’ve Been Pronouncing Bill Belichick’s Name Wrong This Whole Time And I For One Am SHOOK

The Belichick Legacy. Tonight at 9pm ET on @CBSSportsNet. — New England Patriots (@Patriots) December 7, 2017   Wellllll this is awkward. You mean to tell us for the last 17+ years we have been mispronouncing the football savior … Continue reading

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The Return of Joseph Q. Ballgame – New York Media Having A Meltdown Over A Bad Player Getting Benched (Not The Name Of A Novel)

  “The FCC won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see. They try’n shut me down on MTV but it just feels so empty without me.” – Marshall Bruce Mathers III   There are very, … Continue reading

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James Van Der Beek Had To Go Into Therapy After Doing “Rules Of Attraction”

Yahoo – One thing actors often say they most enjoy about their craft is the opportunity to become a character that’s wildly different from who they are in real life. But leaving that role behind when the project is done can … Continue reading

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There’s a NASA Job Opening to Protect the Earth from Aliens and Tom Delonge Has GOT to Be the Hands On Favorite

USA Today – Want to save planet Earth? You could apply for NASA’s Planetary Protection Officer role. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is currently looking for someone with a secret security clearance to ensure alien life, or “organic-constituent and … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber Gives An Excuse For Why He Cancelled His Tour (Hint: He Sucks. It’s Because He Sucks)

Yahoo – It’s never too late to say sorry. Justin Bieber posted a letter to fans on his Instagram account Wednesday night, speaking out for the first time since he canceled the remaining dates of his Purpose tour. The singer, … Continue reading

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An Ode To The GOAT On His 40th Birthday

I’ll admit it: I was a Bledsoe guy. Drafted 1st overall in 1993, as I became a conscious human being, the rocket-armed Washingtonian was the prototype of a QB1 and the guy I was sure would lead us to a … Continue reading

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