Author Archives: Joey Ballgame

About Joey Ballgame

I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Views from the 617. Primarily MMA and pop culture takes from down in the rabbit hole. Sports straight out of left field.

James Van Der Beek Had To Go Into Therapy After Doing “Rules Of Attraction”

Yahoo – One thing actors often say they most enjoy about their craft is the opportunity to become a character that’s wildly different from who they are in real life. But leaving that role behind when the project is done can … Continue reading

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There’s a NASA Job Opening to Protect the Earth from Aliens and Tom Delonge Has GOT to Be the Hands On Favorite

USA Today – Want to save planet Earth? You could apply for NASA’s Planetary Protection Officer role. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration is currently looking for someone with a secret security clearance to ensure alien life, or “organic-constituent and … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber Gives An Excuse For Why He Cancelled His Tour (Hint: He Sucks. It’s Because He Sucks)

Yahoo – It’s never too late to say sorry. Justin Bieber posted a letter to fans on his Instagram account Wednesday night, speaking out for the first time since he canceled the remaining dates of his Purpose tour. The singer, … Continue reading

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An Ode To The GOAT On His 40th Birthday

I’ll admit it: I was a Bledsoe guy. Drafted 1st overall in 1993, as I became a conscious human being, the rocket-armed Washingtonian was the prototype of a QB1 and the guy I was sure would lead us to a … Continue reading

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People In The Bay Area Are Returning Huskies At An Alarming Rate Once They Realize They Do Not Want Their Own Direwolf

ABC – A Bay Area dog rescue club says the popular show, ‘Game of Thrones’ is leading to more dog surrenders, especially ones that look like the show’s popular Direwolves. “They’d be like, ‘Oh wow, Direwolves.’” Patty LaCava could barely … Continue reading

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Sara McMann Moves To Team Alpha Male Ahead Of UFC 215

Sara McMann, 2004 USA Olympic silver medalist in freestyle wrestling, has been getting a lot of attention the past couple of weeks, and rightfully so. Some of it has to do with the excellence she displays inside the cage, some … Continue reading

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Not Sure Where This Sits On The 0-Assasination Scale But Apparently Lana Del Rey Is Trying Put A Curse On The President

Dazed Digital –Lana Del Rey has dropped heavy hints about her plans to take part in a magic mass “binding” ritual against Donald Trump today. The singer shared a cryptic series of dates – “Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May … Continue reading

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