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ALL the Highlights from the Patriots Super Bowl Parade

Considering I dutifully honored the national holiday that is the day after Super Bowl Sunday, I was not in a great position to go to the Pats parade. BUT thankfully the internet is here to live stream every second of the damn thing, so below are some of the highlights if you too were stuck in the cubes yesterday.

Drunk Red Sox Fan Ruins it for Everyone By Breaking the World Series Trophy

Throwing beers to players on the Duckboats was funny when guys like Gronk were catching and just guzzling them in everyone’s face.

It started to become a bit of a “thing” as I saw beers and nips flying into the Duckboats during yesterday’s Red Sox parade. Harmless enough right? Well then people just started firing beers at players on the boats without even taking aim first.

Well needless to say one fan took it too far and ruined it for everyone by rifling a beer off the fucking World Series trophy.

12 ounce Bud Light cans will in fact Do Damage.

Welp it would seem like that little drunken tradition is on its way out now. Come on people this is our 11th parade in the last 18 years! Celebrate right for me one time!