Yahoo Sports – “A college prospect had to defend his cooking skills, which were criticized by an anonymous scout, the day before the NFL draft…”I worry about him because of off-the-field issues. The kid has no life skills. At all. Can’t cook. Just a baby. He’s not first round for me. He scares me to death.”

A college student who can’t cook. That’s what NFL scouts are concerned with these days? When I was a freshman in college I used to buy these little packages of tuna because I had no idea how to use a can opener.

Ride the shuttle to Wal-Mart and stock up on Red Barrons (bootleg Mama Celeste), popcorn chicken and any other food I could microwave. Sure Apple may need to upgrade his diet from Goldfish and Beers for dinner, but I think he’ll be fine playing some football without a degree from Cordon Bleu.