So Brian Johnson threw a complete game shutout in his Fenway debut, the first pitcher to do that since a guy named Pedro Martinez. Anyways, BJ got the customary Gatorade bath, and per usual Guerin Austin suffered the collateral damage. At this point I feel like that’s got to be in her contract that she accepts frequent Gatorade baths and has to pretend its funny that a Sox player ruined another one of her coats.

Another #RedSox win another instance of @guerinaustin getting the Gatorade bath. We’re gonna break this one down like the Zapruder film.

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) May 27, 2017

Ho hum it looks like @guerinaustin just got caught in the Brian Anderson crossfire. #RedSox pic.twitter.com/AFq71nI9AC

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) May 27, 2017

*Yes in my excitement I accidentally called Brian Johnson Brian Anderson. Hand up, that ones on me.

But whats this? A second angle? From the grassy knoll comes @HanleyRamirez to soak @guerinaustin directly. #RedSox pic.twitter.com/8ogJfP29wi

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) May 27, 2017

Hanley was HUNTING @guerinaustin here. He was like a heat seeking Gatorade missile. #RedSox pic.twitter.com/6KfYEizQHD

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) May 27, 2017

The face of a man who is pleased with his work burying @guerinaustin in Gatorade. pic.twitter.com/YV0kUU4elH

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) May 27, 2017

Chin up @guerinaustin just gotta work on that lateral mobility and keep an eye out for @HanleyRamirez . #RedSox pic.twitter.com/LTrDqzxVpk

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) May 27, 2017