….Ok so it is half time so he isn’t playing right this second. However as of right now the hypothetical QB1 under center for the Cleveland football Browns is Baker Reagan Mayfield. Spurned Texas Tech walk-on. Oklahoma Sooner Legend. Sworn enemy of Domestic Violence Bowl Champion Ohio State Buckeyes. He’s a gamer, he has it, he is Baker Mayfield.

I have NEVER seen the Cleveland Brown’s stadium (dk the name of it) have energy. I normally would say “that much energy” but I’ve never seen it/felt it have any at all. Even during the decent Derek Anderson/Braylon Edwards year it had an air of tragic inevitability. You knew the success was fleeting. BUT NOW IT IS BAKER TIME. The place was rocking. He threw a seed for a first down. Then another. Then fumbled. It was recovered by the Browns. Then he threw another 8 yard strike. Then had one batted down that would have been complete and led his WR out of bounds had he gotten it just thiiiis much closer to the sidelines. To complete the miracle drive, the Cleveland kicker actually made a Goddam field goal. Baker manifests points.

I can’t remember being this excited about a rookie QB. It’s not even the Patriots. Let’s fucking go indeed.