New T-Shirt Alert: Tom Brady is the Final Boss

Former Patriot and current Giants defensive back Logan Ryan just gave us the quote of the year when asked to describe Tom Brady.

“We have much respect for each other. To me, he’s the ultimate test as a player. He’s like the final boss in Mario or whatever game you might play when you’re on the last level and they have hammers and cannonballs and everything going off in the game. He presents every threat to you possible. via SNY

That is more than just a quote from Logan Ryan, that’s art. Brady may not be on our team anymore (*pours one out*), but he’s still my quarterback. With that being said, get your Brady is the Final Boss t-shirts now!

#RushHourRap – Gang Starr ft J. Cole – Family and Loyalty

“Family and Loyalty” came out last October on Gang Starr’s “One Of The Best Yet” album and if you know anything about me you know I am a huge J. Cole guy. So it’s pretty cool to see him link up with living legends in Gang Starr. Although with all due respect to Gang Starr, J. Cole absolutely murders this track and burns the whole damn thing down because thats just what Jermaine does.

I’m like the realest one you ever met
If you don’t feel this one, give it a sec
Go live a little, let the years pass
Experience pain, watch the tears crash on to the floor
Hurt brings wisdom
Wisdom brings a whole ‘nother sort of understandin’

Let us never forget Gang Starr also had one of the best features on Entourage way back in the day when Vinny goes to buy a Rolls Royce.

Khabib Nurmagomedov Retires An Undefeated Champion

Blogger’s Note: It’s been an emotional few days in MMA land hence why this took until Wednesday to get up. Lots to process.

Khabib Nurmagomedov was as close to his father as anyone could be.

Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov did more than raise his son. He mentored him. He coached him. In how to live his life. In the sports of judo, wrestling, and sambo, the latter of which Khabib became a recognized International Master of Sport, in both its combat and non-combat forms.

To see his son become a champion in MMA was Abdulmanap’s dream. A dream shared by a young Khabib, not just for himself, but for his father who he revered immeasurably.

Khabib’s MMA journey took him from Dagestan, a mountainous area of Russia on the Caspian Sea, to Northern California, where he linked up with the American Kickboxing Academy, its head ocach Javier Mendez, and a slew of world class training partners. Khabib brought friends. His crew included fighters from Dagestan and Chechnya, including fellow Abdulmanap pupils such as Islam Makhachev. Over the years someone within the AKA camp could not be asked about the elder Nurmagomedov without espousing a rare reverence, a respect that was palpable in each syllable of the response.

There was a hiccup in Khabib’s jet setting journey. His normal schedule/process would be to live back home in Dagestan and come back to the west coast for training camps, which lasted for a few months before every fight. However, visa issues hounded Abdulmanap, “Father,” as Khabib always called him, and he was unable to coach his son under the AKA roof or attend his fights in Vegas or elsewhere in the United States. It had to of sucked for his son, to put it plainly.

But as we all know, that was pretty much the only thing going wrong for Khabib. He was wrecking shop in the 155 pound division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He was going through Lightweights like a great white in a koi pond. His style of dogged chain wrestling and impeccable ground technique led opponents to reflect that they felt like they were “drowning” under his pressure. They felt. Like they were actually drowning. Consider that for a moment.

It became hard indeed for “The Eagle” to even get a fight. Why would a top-10 fighter risk taking a fight against a seemingly emotionless Russian wrestler destined to grind him into dust on the ground, ending in a hail of Khabib’s patented vicious ground and pound or submission? Why would anyone want to risk their standing in the division against an opponent who was still unknown outside of MMA circles because he had just begun to grasp speaking English, an ugly necessity to finding superstardom in the West, and who would not just beat them, but expose them. Expose them as not as up to snuff in their chosen craft as a professional. Expose them as simply not as good as they had been considered before the 15 or less minutes spent in the cage with Khabib.

Eventually though, the UFC could deny him no more. Under his father’s tutelage back home and under the watchful eye of Mendez in California, he had simply become too good, no, too dominant to ignore. He had even developed a bit of a sense of humor on the mic he had developed a persona of sorts. It was subtle. He was still his surly, stoic, Eastern Bloc self. Yet in a, dare I say, Pedro Martinez-esque way, he seemed to grasp that people were enamored with the Russian-accented deadpans he answered questions with. He called topics he felt scorn for “#1 bullshit.” Khabib finding his self-awareness out of the cage will always be his second greatest accomplishment, professionally at least.

His coming out party came against long-time Lightweight contender Michael Johnson. Although 1-2 in his last three fights, “The Menace” had just knocked out young stud Dustin Poirier (remember that name) in his last fight and was known to have lightning fast hands, as well as a decent junior college wrestling background to boot, regardless of how little he used it. Khabib destroyed him. Despite taking what looked like a couple of good pops from Johnson early on he proceeded to do what he did to just about every other opponent he faced: he got a hold of Johnson, tore him to the ground, and mauled him. One of the top nightmare fuel moments in maybe all of sports is the video, and for some of us, the memory, of Khabib pounding on Johnson while on top of him, pleading with his foe to quit.

You have to give up, I need to fight for the title. You know this, I deserve this. Out of everybody I deserve this. Hey! I need to fight for the title.”

He was beating the ever loving shit out of a man he wanted to show mercy to. A man who he himself was a vaunted, professional hand-to-hand combatant. But Khabib wasn’t going to let that soft spot in his heart get in the way of his and his father’s destiny.

After the Johnson fight, Khabib polished off another constant in the top ranks at 155lbs, Edson Barboza, to earn a shot at the belt in April of 2018 at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, NY. The interim belt was held by Tony Ferguson, a man Khabib always seemed destined to fight and would be matched up with FIVE FUCKING TIMES. Ferguson got hurt either, depending on which story you believe, kicking a light pole or tripping over some wires and was pulled less than a week before the fight. And the regular, non-interim belt? Conor McGregor beat Eddie Alvarez for the regular belt in 2016 but was off somewhere doing blow or pouring whiskey off a hooker’s ass or both, all after trying to throw a dolly at his new chosen nemesis, Nurmagomedoc, threw a bus window. Fun stuff. Either way he wasn’t around, and after Ferguson dropped out, Khabib would be matched up on short notice with Max Holloway, who almost died from a short notice weight cut. Finally, local boy Al Iaquinta stepped in and took a five round beating. Khabib notably kept the fight standing for most of the 25 minutes to show off his hands a bit more and was now the champ. He and his father’s mission was complete, almost.

The Eagle was now 26-0 and the king of his hill. He had always been honest in the past about not wanting to fight forever. He wanted not for money, possessions, or fame. He wanted to be a champion, to be the best at what he did, solidify that position, and walk away. A lot of athletes, particularly in combat sports, have taken this posture over the years. But Khabib meant it, and we knew it. But when would he leave? When he was 30 years old seemed like a good time and was mentioned a few times over the years. However, as of winning the belt he was only six months shy of that mark so it was unlikely if not no longer feasible – he had a little more work to do. Eventually, Abdulmanap and Khabib settled on 30-0. A nice round number to walk away at. So who would the last four victims be?

First there was McGregor, who by this time had become both an international superstar and an international menace to the public. There were rumors of coke and hooker sprees in Dublin. There was the attack on the bus at the Barclays. It was a shitshow. As a matter of fact, at that point the only thing it seemed Conor could concentrate on was his disdain for Khabib, his way of life, his religion, and his general existence. By the time the cage door shut behind them in October 2018, I was surprised they could be kept apart for the introductions. Khabib throttled McGregor. Sure, he lost the third round, only one of two he’s ever conceded in his career. But it’s been confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt since that the champ took the third off to get ready for the fourth, when he forced McGregor to tap to a neck crank and then leaped over the cage to attack the rest of the Irishman’s disrespectful posse. He and members of his team would be suspended for that ugly incident, one of the only times we’d see his emotions get the best of him. 27-0.

Next was Dustin Poirier, an all around good story and good guy. He had taken losses at 145 and 155 lbs, including the aforementioned to Michael Johnson and kept climbing, kept fighting. He was now back, a black belt in BJJ with quick, hard hands, ready to earn what he had worked so hard for. Khabib, a lifelong devout Muslim like most in Dagestan, was given the opportunity to defend his belt in Abu Dhabi, a city that built an arena just for their brother in Islam. Even better, Abdulmanap could attend, and even corner, his son for the first time since he entered the UFC. It was a special moment. In “behind the scenes” videos, you could see the love, respect, and admiration Khabib had for his father. You could even see the latter feelings coming from Javier Mendez, himself considered one of the best coaches in the game. Other than a brief, tight, guillotine attempt Poirier didn’t have much to offer Khabib, and wound up stuck on his knees against the fence in the third round, one less than McGregor when he found himself in the same position. The Eagle locked in a rear naked choke and made it to 28-0 by September of 2019.

He wanted to take some time off after the Poirier fight, and he had earned it. 2020 rolled around and Khabib was booked, for what would be the last time, against Ferguson. Then Covid hit. All hell broke loose. Sports of any kind shut down, including the UFC. Khabib, who had been at AKA for the Ferguson fight, went home, expecting to defend his belt at some point back in Abu Dhabi where the UFC was thought to be able to make friendly deals to put fights on, Covid be damned. Dana White, ever the expert scrambler, was able to get fights scheduled in Florida mere weeks after the pandemic hit, promising and delivering extra testing precautions and fighter isolation policies. He then secured the same set up for the UFC Apex, basically a training and exhibition facility, in Las Vegas. The Khabib-Ferguson fight date was drawing near. But Khabib was far, far away in Russia and couldn’t get back into the country. Left with no alternative and roster chock full of exciting talent that needed to fight and advance division, White and co. matched Ferguson up against Justin Gaethje, the most entertaining and by leaps and bound most violent man in the sport. Gaethje decided to become a chess master as well and outclassed Ferguson for almost the whole fight, beating the bag out of the outlandishly durable Ferguson before earning a standing TKO in the 5th. Khabib-Ferguson was not to be.

So Khabib-Gaethje was the fight to make. As a matter of fact, there was already talk of what would be Khabib’s 30th fight after he made Gaethje victim 29. McGregor again? Book a Ferguson fight anyway, as a swan song? Was this all irrelevant and this new, cerebral version of Justin Gaethje was finally the antidote to the scourge Khabib brought to the division? All these questions were asked and then withdrawn just as quick as tragedy struck. Abdulmanap, Khabib’s father, coach, and catalyst behind all his aspirations contracted Covid-19. There were rumors, off and on, about him recovering or doing better; He was brought to Moscow, where he presumably could receive better care, that befitting a man who was now a revered national sports hero. It just wasn’t enough. He died on July 3, 2020 at 57 years old. I remember the texts and social media posts on 4th of July weekend and feeling mournful, not just for a man I never met, but his son, a man my age who had lost a Dad he loved so dearly.

People wondered if Khabib would even fight again. They didn’t have to wonder long as the fight with Gaethje was booked for October 24th, this past Saturday, in Dubai. The UFC had turned a piece of the elaborately wealthy city into “Fight Island,” ostensibly for both another “bubble” to hold fights and for international fighters to have a place to ply their trade while travel restrictions remain in place. A grieving Khabib, meanwhile, held his whole camp in Dagestan and Dubai, never coming stateside. I believe Mendez and some team members arrived in Dubai maybe a month ago to aid in final preparations.

There was a heaviness to Khabib during fight week. While he has always been fairly stoic, he was clearly worn down. One could probably fairly infer he was grieving. What more could conjur memories of his father than fighting? Of talks of titles and glory and accomplishments? This was supposed to be his second to last walk. His second to last trip to the cage before he walked away at a perfect 30-0, just as he and “Father” had planned.

Leading up to the fights, pundits had their opinions. Gaethje’s power and accuracy would be an issue, but his lower leg kicks would be the huge problem. How would Khabib close distance and drive off his legs, a necessary physical part of wrestling, to get his opponent to the mat if those very legs were compromised? It was for sure a fair question. As the 24th neared however, it became clearer that Khabib was the favorite. He would do what was needed, no, what must be done, to beat Gaethje.

A different Khabib walked into that cage. His movement was a little different, he was not bouncing and moving his head in his patented, sort of controlled twitch as much as he normally did (partner and future reality show co-star Daniel Cormier does a fantastic impression of this) (Seriously those two need their own show). Instead he walked Gaethje down. He stalked the ultimate stalker. He threw straight punches, avoided or took Gaethje’s own hands, and ate those vaunted leg kicks. I can’t say for sure but the most violent man in the sport looked shook. Khabib ended the first round in mount and found the position again in the second. He proceeded to pull off a rare mounted triangle, which he later said he did so he did not have to use an arm bar and potentially hurt Gaethje in front of his parents, and won by technical submission in the second round. The ref never saw the tap and Gaethje went to sleep.

We’d seen anger from Khabib. We’d seen the aura of sadness in press conferences and interviews after his father died. We’d never seen the outpouring of emotion we saw next. He waved his teammates and corner away and, all alone, as alone as he probably felt without his father there, in the center of the octagon dropped to his knees, head in his hands, tears no longer held back behind his own iron curtain.

He eventually got up. And not to brag or seem any wiser than I am, I noticed, I saw what he was doing with his hands. And as he exhaled, loudly and hard, and began speaking to John Anik about the fight and how he was feeling, he finished taking off his gloves and confirmed mine and many other’s suspicions. That this was it. That he would could not fight without his father here. That his mother had asked him to not even take this one. But he got it done one last time anyway. No more though. The 30 was for his father, and his father was gone. The journey would end and The Eagle would fly away at 29-0.

Immediately, it was speculated if the retirement would stick. I think it does. I think the only way he comes back is if he fully grieves and one of two things happens. First is if something materializes with Georges St. Pierre, a kindred spirit stylistically, mentally, philosophically, and competitively. GSP has long said he’d only come back for Khabib. They intrigue each other. The GSP fight, should Abdulmanap not have passed away, probably would have been Khabib’s last fight. It would have cemented his legacy, which has always been his goal beyond anything else. The odds of this happening are slim. St Pierre will be 40 in May. Who knows what weight he’d want to cut to another year added to that (which I’m guessing Khabib would need). There’s too many pieces to put together. Add that to the fact that I don’t think either would ever call the other out, and the stand off alone makes this idea far fetched. The other possibility, one which I don’t think Khabib would admit to, is if Tony Ferguson becomes champion somehow, the decimation at the hands of Gaethje be damned, and Khabib finds the motivation to fight him. If Ferguson were to somehow reclimb the mountain and grab the belt, he’d undoubtedly call out Khabib. The Ferguson fight is one Khabib wanted for a long time. One he felt he needed to win to certify himself as the King of the 155 pound division. Would Ferguson holding the strap he laid down be enough for Nurmagomedov to come back? Maybe. But Ferguson is already 36 and faces an uphill battle in an absolute shark tank of a division. Either way, I just don’t see either scenario playing out.

Khabib wanted to be known as the greatest. In his weight class, pound for pound, overall, in all of MMA. Although he became rich in those pursuits, the material world never mattered to him. He wanted for himself what his father wanted. And now he’s fought and won 29 times against the greatest the world had to throw at him and his father is gone and he is done fighting. He doesn’t feel the need to compete to prove a point anymore. I really think he’s done.

So, is he the GOAT? That’s the question that has plagued twitter and MMA media for the past few days. He asked to be named the pound-for-pound #1 is his conversation with Anik post-fight. He needed that, I think, for closure, for peace of mind. To make up for the 30. The UFC granted his wish. He now, on their board, ranks above anyone else in the world regardless of weight-class. The highest level of mixed martial arts considers Khabib the best. Of all time? That gets tricky. GSP is usually the name I drop here. However he coasted to many a decision and took a couple of Ls, one each to Matt Serra and Matt Hughes, along the way. Anderson Silva is another fine candidate. However I think a PED pop should count you out and unfortunately Silva had one, albeit late in his career. Then there’s that other guy. One man who is often mentioned in that spot, Jon Jones, took to twitter and lambasted that concept. He still feels he is owed the GOAT title. He certainly has the accolades. However, I personally think how those wins are earned matters. Khabib dominated, plain and simple. There was never a moment, in any fight, where you wondered who the better fighter was (this is where someone mentions the Gleison Tibau fight and I roll my eyes. Khabib did what he had to against a roided up beast and still won. Get over it). Jones on the other hand has won his last two by contentious decision, one of which was of the split variety. He also had his legendary duel with Alexander Gustafsson in 2013 that really could have gone either way. Jones blamed it on the partying, but that can’t matter. There have been moments where we could have wondered if we were seeing the end of Jon Jones. We’ve never wondered with Khabib.

Khabib Nurmagomedov, son, student, and best friend of Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov. Is the greatest of all time.


-Joey B.

College GameDay Will Be Live from Augusta National During the Masters

ESPNOn Saturday, Nov. 14, the show will combine two of sport’s greatest traditions — college football and the Masters. ESPN announced on Tuesday that College GameDay will originate from Augusta National Golf Club, which is hosting the postponed Masters Tournament next month, Nov. 12-15.

“Any time College GameDay travels to a new destination, it’s special, and the opportunity to be on the grounds of Augusta National Golf Club during the Masters is extraordinary,” said Jimmy Pitaro, chairman, ESPN and Sports Content. “As this iconic event coincides with the college football season for the first time, we look forward to getting fans ready for a football Saturday while also showcasing the Masters and the greatest golfers in the world.”

Longtime ESPN hosts Rece Davis, Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit, Desmond Howard and others will broadcast from the par-3 course from 9 a.m. to noon ET.

So I guess ESPN just officially declared that November 14th will be the drunkest day of the year huh?

What a weird year 2020 continues to be. After having no sports for months during quarantine, it’s like we’re all drunk on the possibilities now and just stuffing everything together. Every single NBA team in one Disney World hotel? Did it. NBA Finals-Playoff Baseball-Playoff Hockey-NFL games all on a single day? Easy. Now we get a November Masters tournament with College GameDay busting through the door like your drunk uncle!

I’ve already begun my preparations for this event because well, ya know COVID. We’ve already had Boston Calling cancelled, live comedy shows postponed, a summer of games drunk in the Fenway bleachers axed, and sports bars won’t be opening any time soon.

Now I’m not a moron, I’m not campaigning for any of those things to reopen because I understand it’s just not safe during these UNPRECEDENTED TIMES. So I’m not about to have a bunch of people cramped into my apartment, we’re just gonna have to pretend we’re all in high school drinking in the woods again. Weather be damned. Mid-November in New England could mean temperatures in the 50s or the 30s so I’m really hoping for the former. Got the fire pit and the patio string lights already set up, currently browsing projectors on Amazon, maybe set up the putting green on the deck and just get blitzed outside watching the Masters and college football. Just make sure you dump your jacket outside before you go home so your parents don’t smell the smoke from the fire on you. Thats a dead giveaway.

COVID times call for desperate measures and winter is coming, so dress accordingly.

#RushHourRap – Kanye West – Nah Nah Nah

With just one week to go before Election Day, Kanye West is here with a new drop to remind you that he is in fact running for president because he is completely out to lunch. BUT, this song actually kinda bangs and has an A+ Star Wars reference right out of the gates.

Next time you text, can it wait?
You are talkin’ to a presidential candidate (Candidate)
I know you think Obi-Wan gettin’ tired now
Don’t jump, Anakin, I got the higher ground

Now whether you are actually considering voting for Kanye after that is up for debate, but it’s nice to see Ye put out a new song that isn’t store brand church gospel music.

#RushHourRap – Lou Phelps – Nike Shoe Box

Coming straight out of the hip hop hot bed that is Canada, Lou Phelps is back with the debut single off his second album, “Nike Shoe Box,” which shows off a laid back delivery that eases you into his rhymes. That is far from a criticism as Eminem is my No. 1 ranked rapper of all time, but not every song needs to require a dictionary handy with machine gun flows like “Rap God.” And maybe it’s just because the beat reminds me of “High Rise,” but I’m getting a young Big Sean vibe from this.

Phelps is probably the first rapper from Canada since Drake to pop so maybe things are looking up for our overly friendly neighbors to the north.

The Price is Right Returns Tomorrow Night, Sans Audience

It will be quite a site tomorrow night, when The Price is Right returns from its coronavirus shutdown for a primetime special but without it’s rambunctious crowd. How will contestants know the prices of cars and lawn mowers, when to bid one dollar, or whether or not to spin again with 50 cents without the advice of 300 strangers? That all remains to be seen, but credit to the producers and staff of The Price is Right for their willingness to accept this challenge head on.

On Jeopardy! all the producers had to do was move the furniture around. On Wheel of Fortune they’ve just asked the contestants to stand an extra few steps apart behind the wheel. The Price is Right has been on for nearly fifty years, and Drew Carey has been host for the last 13 years. It would have been relatively easy for them to ride this out in reruns. But they recognize that in times of trouble and uncertainty, America needs The Price is Right.

People will come, Drew. They’ll come to Hollywood for reasons they can’t even fathom. They’ll turn up at the Bob Barker Studio not knowing for sure why they’re doing it. They’ll arrive at the big doors as innocent as children, longing for the past.

They’ll walk out into the studio; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect morning. They’ll find they have seats somewhere behind Contestants Row, seats they saw when they watched with their grandmother as children and cheered contestants. And they’ll watch the games and it’ll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they’ll have to brush them away from their faces.

People will come Drew. The one constant through all the years, Drew, has been The Price is Right. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But The Price is Right has marked the time. This stage, these games: it’s a part of our past, Drew. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh…people will come Drew. People will most definitely come.

DK Metcalf is Going to Be Ben Watson for Halloween This Year

Seattle lost to Arizona on a last second field goal in a wild overtime back and forth affair last night, but the Seahawks may not have even made it a game if not for this DK Metcalf play. In an uncharacteristically bad pass in the red zone (except for this one), Russell Wilson threw an ill advised slant that the Cardinals’ Budda Baker easily intercepted and was off to the house. It should have been an easy pick six as there was nothing but green turf between him and the end zone, except Metcalf was not having it. Metcalf turns on the jets, sprints 90 yards, and runs Baker down from behind.

It was eerily reminiscent of one of the greatest plays in Patriots history that actually came in a loss. In 2005 the Patriots were coming off back to back Super Bowl titles and finished a mediocre 10-6, which was still good enough to win the AFC East. That was essentially fool’s gold though as this team just was not that good and it was before Tom Brady really became the Tom Brady that would carry the Patriots and lead countless comebacks for years to come. After trouncing the Jaguars (and Brady’s current QB coach Byron Leftwich), the Pats moved on to play the Broncos led by Jake the Snake Plummer in the AFC Divisional round. Down 10-6 late in the 3rd quarter, the Patriots were in the red zone and threatening to take the lead. Brady gets pressured out of the pocket and rolls right, throwing on the run and tossing up a jump ball to an allegedly 5’10” Troy Brown. The throw was picked off by All-Pro cornerback Champ Bailey, who was 2 yards deep in his own end zone before taking off and running it back for a would be pick six. Only for Patriots tight end Ben Watson to run something like 110 yards from the opposite side of the field to chase down Bailey and SMOKE him at the one yard line.

Bailey was ruled down at the 1-yard line, which should have been ruled a touchback and Patriots ball but it was 15 years ago so I’m not gonna get worked up about that before I even finish my morning coffee.

The Patriots would go on to lose the game 27-13, but it was one I’ll never forget because of that one Ben Watson play.

Oh and the guy that DK Metcalf chased down ran a 4.4 40-yard-dash at the combine by the way so it’s not like he was running down some out of shape linebacker. If only the Patriots could draft receivers like that…

#RushHourRap – Jack Harlow – Tyler Herro

A little Friday afternoon #RushHourRap bringing you into the weekend even though most of you are probably only commuting from the desk in your bedroom to the couch in your living room. Doesn’t mean we can’t crack a few crafties on a Friday night with some new tunes though.

Jack Harlow blew onto the scene when he dropped Whats Poppin earlier this year with one of the catchiest beats I’ve heard all year. Well now he’s back with Tyler Herro, named after the rookie Miami Heat sniper who you may remember for the assault he committed against my Boston Celtics. The song itself has some sneaky one liners that are super relevant during these UNPRECEDENTED TIMES.

Can’t touch me, I got instincts
Locked in the house, but I’m plottin’ things

I came home nice, but I’m goin’ back mean
I’m ’bout to globe-trot when they know a vaccine

Is it a little early in his career for Tyler Herro to have a rapper name a song after him? Maybe, but Herro played at Kentucky, where Harlow is actually from so the connection makes sense. Not to mention, Herro has the best drip here. So now he’s got a song to match.

Hopefully Herro’s career goes better after having a rap song named after him than Johnny Manziel’s did once Drake made him a rap anthem with Draft Day.

Billy Beane is Reportedly Finally Coming to Work at Fenway…to Build John Henry’s Soccer Empire

NBCSports – Per reports in the Wall Street Journal and Axios, Henry’s Fenway Sports Group — which includes not only the Red Sox, but Liverpool, Roush Racing, and stakes in other sports ventures — is negotiating to sell a stake of 20-25 percent to Redball Acquisition Corp., which Beane co-chairs. That portion of the club would then be taken public.

The shocking part is Beane’s reported role. Because he cannot maintain financial relationships with two MLB teams — he retains a small ownership stake in the A’s while continuing to oversee their baseball operations — he’d have to leave Oakland. But his plan isn’t to join Boston’s front office. Instead, he would reportedly help marshal FSG’s ventures in European soccer, where he’s already a minority owner of a Dutch team.

I’ll be honest, this is not how I expected John Henry to finally get his guy, but it seems like Billy Beane may be finally coming to work at Fenway…Sports Group. You can read the financial details at Axios, which help explain the nature of the deal better, but essentially Beane’s company Redball Acquisition is looking to buy a stake in FSG so he would be more of a partner or a chairman rather than an employee of Henry’s. Beane has been quietly building a sports empire since Michael Lewis profiled him and the A’s in the era defining Moneyball. Beane currently chairs the Redball company, has an ownership stake in the A’s along with his role running baseball ops, and even bought a Dutch soccer team so he’s not exactly looking to make a lateral move to be the GM of the Red Sox.

John Henry has lusted after Billy Beane for nearly 20 years. So much so that there was an entire scene devoted to it in the Moneyball movie where Henry is trying to lure him away from Oakland to join the Red Sox and become the highest paid GM in the league.

“Anybody who’s not tearing their team down right now and rebuilding it using your model? They’re dinosaurs.”

Now this could be disheartening to Red Sox fans, especially those of us who read Moneyball and have always daydreamed of Beane using his model and John Henry’s money to turn the Sox into the consistent behemoth they could be. But, it seems like that ship has sailed as Beane has his sights set on bigger fish. As does John Henry who, at least in the court of public opinion, seems to be drifting further and further from the Sox being his top priority. In case you’ve lost track, Henry now owns the Red Sox, Liverpool, Roush Fenway Racing, and The Boston Globe. Whether that has any real tangible effect on the day to day success of the Sox is debatable, but for a city as provincial as Boston this could actually anger a lot of fans.

What do you mean you’re bringing in the most famous brain in baseball to manage your SOCCAH TEAM??

He’s looking for Billy Beane to unleash Moneyball on the English Premier League and build Liverpool into a juggernaut.

I get it. John Henry is a guy who literally made his fortune by understanding market inequities in finance and trading “with the explicit intention of precluding not only human emotion, but also any subjective evaluation of factors outside of price behavior.” Sound familiar? He buys a couple of baseball teams (Henry owned the Marlins from 99-02) and then in the early 2000s emerges Billy Beane, a baseball GM that unlike anyone before him starts using data, analytics, and economics to build a baseball team with an AJ Wright level budget. Of course Henry was smitten. This was like a kindred spirit for him in the game of baseball. So he’s tried to lure Beane away for years with gigantic contracts, but Beane always opted to stay in Oakland. Henry even tried to snag Beane once again in 2019 before they hired Chaim Bloom.

Billy Beane has been John Henry’s white whale for nearly 20 years.

Until now.