Tag: Commercial

If Salt Bae Can Make It Into a Ciroc Commercial Then Theres Hope for Us All

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I feel like the internet drove right past this the other night and I need to make sure it gets the proper attention. The meme of the year, Salt Bae himself, was in a goddamn Ciroc commercial that aired during the Celtics Cavs game the other night. Ya know, the Turkish chef who became pseudo-famous for how he sprinkled salt on his goddamn meat? Yea that guy was living it up next to P. Diddy and all the other beautiful celebrities in a banging vodka commercial.

So if you’re stuck in a cube job like me, let this be a lesson to you. Don’t let anyone tell you what you can’t do. If Salt Bae can bootstrap himself from a no name chef to kicking it with P. Diddy then theres hope for us all.

Friday Morning Randomness: What the FUCK Was That Snickers Commercial?

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A lot of people still haven’t seen this creepy ass commercial yet because somehow FOX and Big Candy have managed to keep it off YouTube.

But, this aired during the ALDS the other night and when I saw it I thought I had accidentally flipped the channel to SyFy by accident. Immediately hooked by the terrifying visuals I kept watching and the next 30 seconds were one of the best horror/suspense scenes I’ve watched in a long time. What the FUCK was this all about? SNICKERS! Wacky shit.

Someone dial up Stephen King and tell him he’s been put on notice, Snickers is the captain now.