Tag: George Bush

Mike Bloomberg is a Confirmed Robot for Trying to Shake a Dog’s Mouth

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I cannot stop laughing at this this video. I’ve watched it probably 20 times because it is peak robot behavior. Why is every politician such a goddamn weirdo? I mean this has to be worse than Trump putting the Halloween candy on the kid’s head right?

Guys just be normal for me one time. All politics aside, the reason George W. Bush won two terms was because he was the president everyone wanted to have a beer with. Bloomberg has me worried here that he might short circuit if I gave him a frosty one.

Friday Morning Randomness

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Man do I miss wasting entire Saturdays watching 1990s SNL reruns on Comedy Central. A great way to recap a great decade. Each episode was a nice little time capsule.

Obviously Dana Carvey’s George H. W. Bush impression was legendary, but don’t sleep on Phil Hartman’s Bill Clinton. Darrell Hammond was great on SNL for many years, but I always felt Hartman was a little better at capturing the essence of “Slick Willie.”

Lets Have a Good Cry with George H.W. Bush’s Service Dog, Sully

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Jesus christ I was not prepared for this. I don’t know what’s sadder; a dog passing away or a dog’s owner passing away. Ya know what, I don’t even want to have this mental conversation with myself right now. I’m a little fried from sitting in the rain all day yesterday at Gillette, so just do what I did and go have yourself a good cry in the office bathroom.