I regret to inform you that Mike Bloomberg attempted to shake a dog’s mouth. pic.twitter.com/hKsagJ4xAf

— Christopher J. Hale (@chrisjollyhale) January 28, 2020

I cannot stop laughing at this this video. I’ve watched it probably 20 times because it is peak robot behavior. Why is every politician such a goddamn weirdo? I mean this has to be worse than Trump putting the Halloween candy on the kid’s head right?

trump is singlehandedly making halloween great again pic.twitter.com/I1FxFsRBWy

— Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) October 29, 2019

Guys just be normal for me one time. All politics aside, the reason George W. Bush won two terms was because he was the president everyone wanted to have a beer with. Bloomberg has me worried here that he might short circuit if I gave him a frosty one.