Category Archives: General

Uber Will Now Deliver a Big Mac to Your Front Door

Uber, you sly sonofabitch! Look I knew UberEats was a thing because they email me about it reminding me its a thing, but I’ve got GrubHub to handle that. I don’t really want the modern day cab driver handling my … Continue reading

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Kate Beckinsale Now Has a 21 Year Old Boyfriend. Niceee

Yahoo – Looks like Kate Beckinsale might have a hot new flame. The actress was spotted passionately kissing 21-year-old comedian Matt Rife on Tuesday in West Hollywood outside Villa Lounge restaurant. Niceee. There’s not really much to say here aside … Continue reading

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Uber Just Added Tipping and I’m Furious

Are you shitting me Uber? After all these years and all the money I’ve drunkenly given you. Now you’re going to “add tipping” to Uber? No wonder CEO Travis Kalanick stepped down. This was probably the last straw. I’ve literally … Continue reading

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Millennials Are Now Unhealthier Than Their Parents; Lets Break it Down

Yahoo – They’re known for being tech savvy, hyper-critical, and emotionally unavailable. But how are they doing with their health?…To the dismay of sassy young people everywhere, the evidence goes both ways. In some aspects of healthy living, millennials have … Continue reading

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Guy Nearly Gets Killed After Shooting a Fridge Full of Explosives

HEAD ON A SWIVEL! My god, don’t drop your head indeed. If not for that tree and a little lateral quickness, this guy could have literally gotten smoked by a fridge door. They say there’s nothing more beautiful than to … Continue reading

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#TBT – The Museum

Star Tribune — Green Heinz ketchup? Fat-free Pringles? Colgate frozen lasagna? You don’t need to be an expert to know these products weren’t successful. Which is why these creations, with dozens of others, feature in the new Museum of Failure, … Continue reading

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Yes, Fanny Packs Are BACK!

Huffington Post – According to Hollywood stars, the hottest accessory on the market is a fanny pack. Yes, really. Practical and stylish, the coolness factor of the bag has risen over the past few years. Kendall Jenner and rapper A$AP … Continue reading

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