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Gronk Dented the Lombardi Trophy After BUNTING With It Before the Red Sox Ring Ceremony

I knew I spotted a dent in this thing during the Red Sox ring ceremony! I was snapping screenshots left and right while secretly watching and live tweeting the World Series celebration from work so I completely forgot to tweet … Continue reading

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Rapid Reaction to the Patriots 2019 Regular Season Schedule

Even though the 2019 NFL regular-season schedule wasn’t supposed to be “officially” released until Wednesday night at 8 p.m., The Athletic was already able to get the skinny on the Pats’ upcoming slate of games earlier this morning. And, of course, … Continue reading

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D’Qwell Jackson Hilariously Asks Tom Brady to Help Him Get His F-ing Football Back

Dear @TomBrady, I just want my damn football back.#SincerelyYours, @DQ52 pic.twitter.com/deEiBu5gS2 — UNINTERRUPTED (@uninterrupted) April 17, 2019 “Here’s the fucked up part. I never got my ball back. The NFL said it was deflated. Then Bill Belichick and Bill Nye … Continue reading

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The Absolute Implosion of Aaron Rodgers and the Packers Just Reinforces How Rock Solid the Patriots Have Been

On @WildeAndTausch, #Packers QB Aaron Rodgers says he has heard from over 100 current and former players and coaches since Bleacher Report’s story last week. Calls it a “smear attack” featuring “mostly irrelevant, bitter players” with agendas. “Outright lies” stated … Continue reading

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Patriots Sign Austin Seferian-Jenkins Off the Scrap Heap. Mehhhhh.

On Wednesday afternoon, ESPN first reported that the Pats would be signing the 26-year-old tight end to a one-year deal. Ho-freakin’-hum. Now, toadies throughout Pats Nation will fall for the inevitable Belichick tire-pumping and be sure to let everyone know … Continue reading

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And Here We Have Lou Merloni Being The World’s Lamest Human/Wettest Blanket

The Red Sox should NOT be honoring the Patriots at the Home Opener. Raise the banner, hand out the rings. Tomorrow should be about the World Series Champs. Honor the Pats on another day — Lou Merloni (@LouMerloni) April 8, … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Patriots Bringing Back Stephen Gostkowski on Two Year Deal

A mere couple hours after rumors began swirling that the 49ers were allegedly interested in signing the 35-year-old – who has been on the market a tad longer this offseason than initially expected – the Patriots beat them to the … Continue reading

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