Tag Archives: Patriots

Tom Brady’s Hands Will Be Fine

Tom Brady will be fine. Did you see his hands? They’re beautiful.   Although I gotta say that press conference today made me a little nervous. TB12 shows up rocking gloves again and then dodges any questions about not only the … Continue reading

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So Aaron Hernandez Was a Combination of Horrifying and Hilarious During His Time in Jail

So this article describes Aaron Hernandez, unsurprisingly, as a terrifying combination of a 6’1″ 245 lbs gang member with a penchant for hilarity. Ya know, like an actual sociopath. It basically sums up his time in prison as Rorschach from … Continue reading

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So To Recap, Landon Collins Wants Eli Apple On His Team, Does Not Want Bill Belichick

For a lot of football fans from my general age group, which I guess is to say people between the ages of about 26 – 33ish (?), one of the most beloved positions is that of the oversized Safety. As … Continue reading

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After the Recent Hit Piece on the Patriots I Have Never Been More Confident Than I am in Them This Weekend

ESPN – The Patriots are in uncharted territory. They haven’t just won games and titles. They’ve won at an unprecedented rate and over an unprecedented span, which makes the feelings of entitlement creeping inside Gillette Stadium unprecedented as well. The … Continue reading

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All Of This Brady/Belichick/Kraft Bullshit Has Me Questioning Who I’ve Been Loyal To All These Years

So unless your New Years resolution for 2018 was to turn off all devices, ignore the internet, and in general avoid humanity you know that ESPN published a nuclear bomb (topical metaphor) of an article regarding the three-headed relationship between … Continue reading

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Weird Ass Alex Guerrero Banned from the Patriots Sideline, Team Plane

SI – Patriots coach Bill Belichick is restricting controversial trainer Alex Guerrero’s access to players, including Tom Brady, the Boston Globe reports. Guerrero had previously been given free reign to fly on Patriots charters to road games, access to the sidelines during all … Continue reading

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Patriots Drop an Ugly Game to the Dolphins with Steelers Looming

“Fucking horrible.” #Patriots #Dolphins #MIAvsNE #MNF #MondayNightFootball pic.twitter.com/8Z9lEqorlj — The 300s (@The300sBoston) December 12, 2017 Last night the Patriots lost 27-20 to the Dolphins in a shitshow of a game. They didn’t have Gronkowski who was out due to suspension … Continue reading

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