In episode 002 of The 300s Podcast we talk about the Baseball Hall of Fame; Who got in? Who got screwed? Tales of painfully strong margaritas in Milwaukee, how the Patriots killed Fireman Ed and why the ESPN app is the bane of our existence.
San Jose Sharks Are Having a Joe Thornton Chia Beard Night and It Looks Glorious

CHEWBACCA’S GOT NOTHING ON YOU! As a big beard guy, I think I’m legally obligated to support this commercial.
— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) January 19, 2017
And to top it off the Sharks are giving away a Joe Thornton chia pet beard. That is A+ I remember the Nationals did the same thing with Jayson Werth back in the day and it was a must have for any Nats fan.

CH-CH-CH-CHIA!
Get a #ChiaJumbo of your own at #SharksSocial Media Night on Saturday: https://t.co/FyGy1H1Ouu pic.twitter.com/N9pFSAdcVz
— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) January 20, 2017
Thats some spicy salad.
How Did the New York Islanders End Up with a Bastard Dragon for a Mascot?
The tale of how Sparky the Dragon came to be.
Bruins in Free Fall; Reportedly Discussing Trading Rookie Defenseman Brandon Carlo

CSNNE – “The entire Bruins management group should be fired on the spot if they trade a 20-year-old, top pairing shutdown defenseman on an entry level contract like [Brandon] Carlo unless they are getting a bona fide superstar in return…[Gabriel] Landeskog is not a bona fide superstar. He’s a good player that’s topped out at 26 goals and 65 points in the NHL…If the price were right for Landeskog it would make all the sense in the world for the Bruins to deal him, but it’s a giant honking red flag that Colorado is looking to unload a player like him that’s signed for a reasonable $5.5 million price tag over the next four seasons. Teams don’t trade young players like that with term unless there’s more to the story, and that’s something the Bruins would do well to consider before giving up a player that could be a top-4 shutdown defenseman in Boston for the next 10 years.“
It’s that time of year again; the annual Bruins make a panic trade and move key assets just to maybe try and get the No. 8 seed. They’ve done it the last two years, trading away prospects and draft picks for guys like John Michael Lyles. I mean to be fair the Bruins haven’t traded away a really good young player in like 3 years.
Bruins management group should be fired on spot if they trade Brandon Carlo to get something to try & put them over hump this yr. Misguided https://t.co/B7UDpGSVCh
— Joe Haggerty (@HackswithHaggs) January 18, 2017
Coming into the year, the Bruins defense core was supposed to be a disaster and would ultimately be what sank the team. Except Chara has played very well (and stayed healthy), Krug’s been solid, even McQuaid has made an impact this year with his physicality (when the linesmen aren’t holding his arms down). But, the emergence of Brandon Carlo as a top pairing defenseman has been the lone bright spot to this so far shitty season. Guy is a 20 year old rookie who has been playing like a future centerpiece.
Now if the rumors from Bleacher Report are true, then the Bruins are looking to make a deal for Colorado’s winger Gabriel Landeskog. Landeskog is 24, was a former No. 2 overall pick and has four 20 goal seasons. So why are the Avalanche looking to get rid of him?
Sounds like a pretty good player to get back, but I’m skeptical. I’m with Haggs on this one; red flag city. This team is a dumpster fire that is probably going to miss the playoffs again. I don’t want to see the Bruins burn the prime of guys like Bergeron, Rask and Marchand, but I also don’t want to see young guys getting dealt in panic moves just to get the No. 8 seed.

Or who knows, maybe this is our version of the Dallas Tyler Seguin trade. Maybe we’re getting a steal because the other team is run by morons for a change.

Bruins Waive Anton Khudobin, Could Really Use a Young Goalie Prospect

The Bruins just waived backup goalie Anton Khudobin, who had some decent success in his last go round with the B’s in 2012-13, but the guy’s numbers have been awful this year at 1-5-1 with an .885 save percentage. That just ain’t gonna get it done in the NHL these days.
It got to the point that every time Tuukka Rask wasn’t playing, it was a goddamn adventure out there. For all the crap people gave Tuukka last year for not “carrying” the Bruins, thats exactly what he’s doing this year. When he’s in net the B’s have a shot against most teams. When he’s not? Circus adventure. Zane McIntyre seems to be the next man up from Providence, who has been crushing it in down in the AHL, but had a rough go his last time up to Boston (10 goals on 71 shots for .859 save percentage).
It’s too bad the Bruins don’t have a goalie in waiting that they used a 1st round draft pick on a few years back….that’d be awesome to have a guy like that.

How Disrespectful is it for the Bruins to Try and Sell Me Celtics Playoff Gear?

Just got this email in my inbox and I had to do a double take…

I know the Bruins and the Celtics operate in the same building, but after the embarrassment of choking away another playoff berth, the Bruins should not be in the business of hawking playoff gear for another team. The only time the word “playoffs” should be coming out of their mouths is when talking about what changes will be made to make sure they get there next year. Not being a pop-up shop for the Celtics to sell t-shirts.
PS – Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love the way the Celtics play all out, all-for-one type ball, but that One Superstar t-shirt was asking for it.
