Justin Bieber Gives An Excuse For Why He Cancelled His Tour (Hint: He Sucks. It’s Because He Sucks)

Yahoo – It’s never too late to say sorry. Justin Bieber posted a letter to fans on his Instagram account Wednesday night, speaking out for the first time since he canceled the remaining dates of his Purpose tour. The singer, 23, started by expressing how grateful he was to fans and revealing their support has “kept me going.”

Editor’s note: Boyfriend is still a fire flames jam.

So this was big news last week and this week sort of and being the resident blogger with any sense of reality I feel like I owe it to you the readers to cover it to some extent.

Believe it or not, this was a bit more of a sensitive issue for me to address than normal because you obviously, in this day in age knowing what we know now, want to give people benefit of the doubt when it comes to things like mental health. These are real problems people deal with. But this is Justin Bieber we are talking about. The world’s biggest assbag.

This is the guy who had the audacity to shit talk Nate Diaz. This is the guy that has been giving you ear AIDS for the past 15 years with his god awful music. This is the guy who comes to the ring with Floyd Mayweather. This is the guy getting “please believe I’m legit and tough and cool” sleeve tattoos so people don’t think of him as just the barely-pubescent Canadian who looks like Ellen DeGeneres. I don’t believe a SINGLE word of this little message, which I skimmed by the way because if I read the whole thing I’d never respect myself again. You felt insecure? No you didn’t. You’re the most baselessly arrogant person in the history of planet earth. You got famous because some people wrote some songs for you and you grew bangs. You have zero regard for other people – least of all the photographer you boomsauced with your truck LAST WEEK. These kids probably shelled out a shit load of money for tickets and were dying to see you because society has brainwashed them into thinking you’re worth it and now are crushed. And I know you don’t care.

You need to build a life that’s sustainable? You know what’s sustainable? Life in Canada. Away from the public eye. Behind a bunch of trees. Not bothering anyone. So please Justin, I beg of you, before you fuck up any more tweens summers, and their parent’s summers too because you know these kids will be unbearable now, just keep your yap shut, take your money, and move to the middle of nowhere where you can build your megachurch.

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About Joey Ballgame

I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Views from the 617. Primarily MMA and pop culture takes from down in the rabbit hole. Sports straight out of left field.
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