Counterpoint: All Yeezy Clothes Are Trash

The300s (somehow)Despite that, Yeezy sneakers are actually fire flames. At least the Yeezy Boosts…some of the other Yeezy sneakers look like they came out of the Steph Curry “Dad has to mow the Lawn 7’s” batch.

Editor’s note: I disagree. 

I am going to make this so simple that whether you walk the catwalk at fashion week or you are a hillbilly with 3 pairs of overalls you are going to understand.

First and foremost: Style and fashion are 2 different things.

Style is how you choose to dress and present yourself. Fashion is when some chick who hasn’t eaten in 3 weeks wears a wedding cake in Paris and people call it “emotional” or “evoking early 1900’s Romanticism”.

Secondly: I understand I am a known Kanye West hater and therefore this position is going to be looked at as biased. However I am also so practical and  pragmatic it bothers even me sometimes. If it’s hot, it’s hot, if it’s cold, it’s cold and if it sucks, it sucks. I am unable to shake my own brain from the roots of common sense.

When it comes to the #1 case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder in rap and his clothing line Yeezy’s piss-yellow, road-rashed clothes and piss-yellow, retiree-approved shoes Suck.Out.Loud. Horrendous. Disgusting. If you put that shit on your body you are a lesser human being. That is Said Narcissict’s “fashion”. That is not, in any way, shape, or form, “style”. Style is clothes that don’t look like they were the victim of a vindictive house cat and a distracted Caitlyn Jenner and shoes that aren’t from the closet of a nursing home resident whomsts’ Depends failed.

Don’t be one of those people. Don’t be someone who says, “well all of the cool kids have a hoarder for a mom and no washing machine.” You look like a dipshit now. You’ll look like a GIGANTIC dipshit in a few years.

Don’t be that guy. Don’t be a tREnD.

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About Joey Ballgame

I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Views from the 617. Primarily MMA and pop culture takes from down in the rabbit hole. Sports straight out of left field.
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