Jared Goff Audibles into Romance With Next Level Peacocking

Goff using @halleberry as an audible in the #Seahawks #Rams game is incredible ๐Ÿ˜‚


Everybody knows the famous audible calls like Peyton Mannings “Omaha,” which got old around the time it started. Rams coach Sean McVay actually has a well known flair for absurd audible names.

Big Ben busted out the Dilly Dilly call before Bud Light dumped a billion dollars into creating an entire mythological universe around the catchphrase.

DILLY DILLY! Phenomenal audible from Big Ben and the #Steelers #NFL #TNF #ThursdayNightFootball #Titans #TENvsPIT #ColorRush

โ€” The 300s (@The300sBoston) November 17, 2017

And then there was the completely out of left field reference to milk products in the Patriots Texans game in September.

โ€œCold Dairyโ€ may be the weirdest audible Iโ€™ve ever heard. #Patriots #Texans #HOUvsNE

๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿฅ›

โ€” The 300s (@The300sBoston) September 9, 2018

But for Jared Goff to shoot his shot while playing on national TV for the Los Angeles Rams, just a stone’s throw away from Hollywood, is next level peacocking. The Pickup Artist himself would be proud.

AND IT WORKED! Halle Berry is smitten already


Hold up. @JaredGoff16 @RamsNFL – What is a โ€œHalle Berryโ€?? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

โ€” Halle Berry (@halleberry) November 11, 2018

Jared Goff played it cooler than the other side of the pillow too.

Itโ€™s my favorite play ever

โ€” Jared Goff (@JaredGoff16) November 12, 2018

This guy might not know which way the sun rises and sets, but goddamnit he knows what women want.

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