Look, sometimes I enjoy dressing like a dickhead too. Maybe throw on some white jeans when I’m in a beach town and have a couple crafties by the water. But Cam Newton cannot continue to dress like Audrey Hepburn if he is going to keep putting up these disastrous fantasy performances.
This one might be the winner. https://t.co/oMOrlPacfH
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) September 13, 2019
I honestly don’t know what I did to Ron Rivera to deserve such blatant disrespect for my fantasy team, but he’s about to get himself fired with bullshit play calls like this.
Not giving this ball to Cam Newton is something pic.twitter.com/ioK3zvZ3mC
— Surf & Turf Podcast (@surfandturfpod) September 13, 2019
In reality he’s probably still hurt after offseason shoulder surgery and an ankle injury in the preseason because he missed throws that literally I could make on multiple occasions last night.
Cam newton: pic.twitter.com/c95KCh7kq6
— BetODDS Sportsbook (@bet_odds) September 13, 2019
I give him credit for shouldering the blame, but I don’t know if he actually gets it. It sure as shit doesn’t seem like it with SNL worthy clips like this from his post game presser.
Cam Newton really said “It’s time for me to look myself in the mirror” out loud and didn’t laugh pic.twitter.com/82f59vWoyG
— Colleen Grimes (@collgrimes) September 13, 2019
If we’re being honest I knew I was in trouble last week after I saw him strutting to the podium wearing a hat wrapped in barbed wire immediately following a 5 point performance.
Maybe this is all some abstract art project like the time Joaquin Phoenix pretended to lose his mind just because. I remember being legitimately concerned for the guy and it all turned out to be a hoax. Remember even David Letterman almost kicked his ass.
But hey, if I can’t win a fantasy football matchup, at least I can laugh at my own expense. Here are the best of the rest smoking
Aunt May Cam Newton’s outfit last night.
Why does Cam Newton look like Little Bear when he got the mumps? pic.twitter.com/SVLOajjo7w
— Brent Reed (@RadioBrentReed) September 13, 2019
Cam Newton looks like the wolf disguised as the grandmother in little red riding hood pic.twitter.com/ly5NxYGLXs
— yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii🤫 (@al_loveschiavo) September 13, 2019
Cam newton went from ill have her home by 8 to you know my name not my story pic.twitter.com/8OMC4wgICl
— john (@Dat_dudejw) September 13, 2019
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