Black cards, black cars, all black everything. The 300s Hat is ⚡️Back in Black⚡️
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Custom made with The 300s logo patch on a black dri-fit hat.
Yahoo – Boston Celtics rookie Robert Williams, sidelined the past five games with a groin injury, offered a refreshingly honest admission about the early days of NBA life.
“This might sound funny but I literally don’t know the days of the week,” Williams said after practice on (take note, Rob!) Sunday. “I promise, I couldn’t tell you what today is. I forget the days of the week. And with the traveling, mix up the hotel room numbers from the previous [night] – it’s a lot man. It’s a lot. It’s worth it though.”
Williams isn’t revealing anything that most rookies haven’t already experienced. The grind of NBA life, particularly with the heavy travel, makes it tough to keep the calendar straight. But in admitting it, Williams probably only strengthened the chances that his “Time Lord” nickname will stick.
Robert Williams doesn’t live in the same timeline of reality as normal human beings like you and me so he doesn’t know, nor need, the days of the week. Thats just how a Time Lord operates. So to that I say, forget these social constructs like “Monday” and just go out there and block some shots into the rafters, Robert.
Or better yet, a Time Lord clock…
We’ve been looking for a fulfillment partner for a while and we finally have one so The 300s Store is ready to roll for the holidays. You need 300s t-shirts? We got you. YUCK stickers? We got you. Crewnecks? Hoodies? Phone cases? A Time Lord CLOCK?? We. Got. You. So check out The 300s Store and get every Christmas gift you’ll ever need!
Update: Buy Time Lord shirts here!
So Robert Williams is finally starting to get some burn off the bench with Al Horford out and he has ran with that opportunity. The Time Lord has been rewarding Mattes and I for all the hype pieces we wrote before he even clocked into an NBA game. So we decided now was the perfect time for Bob to get his own shirt. Robert Williams’ time is now. The Time Lord shirts are here and we’ll be taking pre-orders on them starting today!
Here’s the backstory on the Time Lord nickname via MassLive if you aren’t constantly on Celtics Twitter:
“The Celtics, of course, selected Williams at No. 27. When Williams was late for a conference call and absent for the team’s first Summer League practice, the media reaction was intense.
“I’m irony poisoned, but to me it was hilarious,” Hebert said. “Manny Ramirez is the first athlete I loved and it was very Manny. And like, local writers and talk-radio people overreacted, and the whole point of Weird Celtics Twitter is to make fun of them and media in general being too uptight. …
So (we) started joking that he wasn’t late, he was operating on a different timeline concurrent to the one we are in, as evidenced by the fact that I knew he was a Celtic two years before he was a Celtic. And we would do it with people taking themselves really seriously and they’d get very mad at us for thinking they were too uptight. So from there he became a T I M E L O R D, like the characters in Doctor Who whose time travel can tie together terrible holes in the plot of a shoddy script.”
Win or lose tonight, we are unveiling the brand new YUCK stickers! They will either be another sobering reminder of playoff failures or become an ironic rallying cry. Grab one of these today and slap it on your laptop, your cooler or your bumper! Stickers will ship next week so buy one now at The 300s Store!
So as you may have noticed, The 300s shop on Facebook is no more as they are now requiring more and more verifications and tax info. Facebook is tripling down on proving people are who they say they are after the whole “Russia influenced the US Presidential election” scandal. Fair enough. But we just don’t have what they’re looking for, so I have outsourced our swag department to another vendor and am happy to announce that The 300s Store is now open once again on Etsy!
So whether you’re looking for The 300s snapback, as seen on the Red Zone channel;
The expert #FantasyZone research team is here with their Week 6 sleepers! pic.twitter.com/Eq6VKGzXwS
— Red Zone Channel (@RedZoneChannel) October 14, 2018
Our infamous YUCK t-shirt;
Or one of our glorious Rene t-shirts to kick off the hockey season;
Sort of. My man @Jimmy2Lips repping The 300s snapback on live TV this morning making his fantasy picks on the Red Zone Channel.
The expert #FantasyZone research team is here with their Week 6 sleepers! pic.twitter.com/Eq6VKGzXwS
— Red Zone Channel (@RedZoneChannel) October 14, 2018
Go give this man a follow on twitter dot com for his dynamite fantasy picks, but more so for his electric sense of style.
Oh yea and buy a hat from our brand new Etsy shop!
Just to set up this blog, I’m not going to bury the lede (thats a Big J Journalism term) so you can see what David Price has been up to lately.
David Price is doing that thing again during interviews. pic.twitter.com/7ncFbjTnBj
— Andrew Tashian (@Tashville401) August 19, 2018
I really don’t want to keep doing this, David. It brings me no joy. I don’t enjoy the, often deserved, reputation of Boston as an overly critical and negative town.
It drives away plenty of players before they even give the city a chance. But it also breaks people, which is why Boston is such a die-hard city. If you can make it in the media fishbowl that is Boston, then you are forever a folk hero in the city that founded America. Not a bad trade off I’d say.
So I can understand to a certain extent some of the resentment David Price harbors for the Boston media. When he doesn’t perform he gets raked over the coals. But hey, thats the tradeoff when you make $30 Million a year. I’d let people be mean to me on the radio if it meant I could clear $30,000,000 a year.
Where Price gets into trouble though is he goes looking for these problems, drumming shit up with the media. I can hold a good grudge so I get it. But, buddy you’re (potentially) here for four more years. You get more bees with honey than vinegar. Build bridges, don’t burn them. Etc. Etc. So just when he’s starting to pitch well the past several starts the talk around Price dies down and people start to wonder if hey maybe he’s turning a corner.
Then he tries to roast 69-year-old Jonny Miller, a guy who has been covering the Red Sox for 40 fucking years. Yuck.
Now for most guys in the media they can take it and probably deserve it. You wanna throw a tantrum and yell at Evan Drellich in the clubhouse? Have at it. You wanna grandstand and yell at MLB Hall of Famer Dennis Eckersley because you don’t like what he says on TV? Sure. Does that make you a dickhead, yup, but sure. Do you really need to shit talk Jonny Miller? Especially after the guy asked why you were pitching so WELL?
Whatever, pitch lights out in October and you can be a glorious dickhead a la John Lackey or Josh Beckett. Until then, pipe down.
In the meantime though, buy a YUCK shirt.
The second batch of The 300s hats just arrived after the first box sold out faster than we expected.
This was a *bit* more complicated than I had originally thought. We tried fabric glue, we tried stitching, we tried outsourcing, we tried it all. We figured it out though and now the hat of the summer is officially available! Grab it for golfing, softball, BBQs, the beach, wherever you’re headed, make sure you look fly.
The 300s 