Tag: Pusha-T

Queen Mallory Edens Just Put Drake in a Bodybag

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While the rest of the internet is blogging about Aaron Rodgers’ absolute embarrassing chugging performance,

I’m more focused on Queen Mallory making power moves and demolishing Grammy winning rappers.

Mallory Edens has really blown up recently, probably due to our humble website blogging about the Queen on a regular basis, but she just jumped into the stratosphere by putting Drake in a bodybag. Sitting court side rocking the Pusha T shirt, she just put Jimmy back in a wheelchair.

For anyone who doesn’t follow internet rap beefs, Drake and Pusha T got reeeeaaaal personal last year. Pusha T legitimately outed Drake on a diss track for secretly fathering a son with a porn star. Pusha rapped about Drake’s boy, 40, probably dying soon because he has Multiple sclerosis. Yikes. KFC actually had a really thorough breakdown of the beef if you’re interested in all the deets.

So for Mallory to wear that shirt right in Drake’s face is a power move. Drizzy seems smitten by the move and to be perfectly honest its hard to blame him.

Bend the knee for the Queen and save your kingdom.

 

Loyalty is Dead: 40 is Pusha T’s Deepthroat

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Complex – Pusha-T claims he actually first learned of Drake‘s son, which he then mentioned in his “Story of Adidon” diss track, thanks to Noah “40” Shebib.

First a quick history lesson.

Almost all blue-blooded Americans know the story of the Watergate Scandal, the saga of corruption and unethical behavior that brought down President Richard M. Nixon. Most, although I would guess less so, also know Nixon was exposed in large part by two young investigative journalists, Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, who gained most of their information from a mysterious source they communicated with in clandestine meetings and referred to as “Deep Throat”. It was either before porn took off or people had any sense of what a good BJ was, not sure which. Either way I doubt it caused as much of a giggle fest back then. Anyway, “Deep Throat”, as some suspected, finally revealed himself in 2005 to be Mark Felt, the 2nd in command of the FBI at the time of the Watergate Scandal. Pretty big news.

Now, acclaimed rapper, former dealer, Drake hater. and possible crazy person Pusha T has come out and stated that he had his own Deep Throat. What’s more, Push claims that it was not Kanye West who spilled the beans about Drake’s love child, as Aubrey claimed to some fuckboy in a barber shop, but that it was Drake’s right hand man and producer, Noah “40” Shebib.  Ouch.

Now I don’t know if this was true, and even if it was how much malice was behind it. I don’t think anyone, including Wheelchair Jimmy, knew Pusha T had beef with Drake before he dropped a random diss track.

Maybe even 40 was tipsy and let it slip, not thinking it was the deep dark secret Drake made it out to be. I mean really it is his fault. He’s fucking Drake. This was going to come out. Why even bother try and hide it?

Maybe just maybe, though, this is as nasty as it sounds. Drake has been using some other producers, trying some new stuff. I’d even be lying if I said I didn’t miss “Thank Me Later” and “So Far Gone” -era Drizzy. It’s possible 40 took exception to that. It’s also possible he took A LOT of exception to that. We’ll know soon enough.

Either way loyalty is dead. Vinateri went to the Colts. Johnny Damon and his noodle arm went to the Yankees. Now 40 has turned his back, possibly, on Drake. The biggest split in music since Lennon and McCartney.

My God have mercy on all of us.

(O wait Stephen Hawking said he doesn’t exist).

-Joey B