BREAKING: KFC is Getting Into the Merch Game

Yes, you read that right. Kentucky Fried Chicken is getting into the merch game and I couldn’t be happier. Sure, I only eat KFC once or twice a decade, but KFC merch? Justtt stupid enough for me to buy.

This reminds me of a few years ago when the United States Postal Service was so underwater financially that they started selling the shit mailmen wore to deliver your mail. Legit USPS hats like the one below. And goddamnit I’ll never forgive myself for not copping one.

I don’t know why I love retarded merch I just do. Maybe its that top notch public school education. Come on YOU CAN EVEN BUY THE COLONEL’S TIE!

But of course the one thing I truly need, this absolutely baller poster print of the Colonel counting stacks, is sold out. Goddamnit. It’s like the USPS hat incident all over again.

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