
-The Dolphins are 3-0 and think they’re going to take the Patriots out back and finish them off before October? That’s cute. Okay Dolphins fans, daddy’s home.
-CORDEL! It’s only Cordarrelle Patterson’s 8th career TD so people wonder why Tom Brady is pissy, but in a busted coverage Cordel did what he does best;

-Tom Brady has now tied the NFL record for TDs to 70 different receivers. He is king of the trashcan receivers, matched only by former teammate Vinny Testaverde.
Wow what a stat. Tom Brady has thrown TD’s to more trash cans than anyone else in #NFL history besides Vinny Testaverde. #Patriots #Dolphins pic.twitter.com/0bUaEZfTuH
— The 300s (@The300sBoston) September 30, 2018
-You think Sony Michel’s been listening to all the talking heads on sports radio calling him a bust after TWO fucking weeks? He’s only averaging 5.3 yards per carry with 80 yards in the first half.
-Ryan Tannehill is still trash. Despite coming into this game top 5 in stats like Completion %, TD %, Yards per Attempt, and QB Rating, he’s come into Gillette and turned back into a pumpkin.
-Bill Belichick gave us an early entry into GIF of the year with his reaction to a Dolphins defender faking an injury to stop a play.
My new favorite Bill Belichick clip. #Patriots #Dolphins pic.twitter.com/ChtdouZlYo
— The 300s (@The300sBoston) September 30, 2018
-Even Phillip Dorsett is flashing them 1st Round hands.
Dorsett flashing them 1st Round hands. #Patriots #Dolphins pic.twitter.com/GCIL8cbHxz
— The 300s (@The300sBoston) September 30, 2018
-I still miss you Danny, you handsome son of a bitch.

