So through a friend of The 300s I somehow stumbled into field passes for the Patriots game yesterday and finally got to touch the sacred turf at Gillette. The same turf that Tom Brady has given me countless memories on over the years so it was a borderline religious experience.

You see all those 300s hats? That’s called branding guys. Marketing 101.

It was a beautiful monsoon-like day for a football game so naturally I had to stop at Marshalls on the way to Foxboro to pick up some waterproof pants like I was going gator hunting.

In a weird stat, Kirk Cousins threw for more yards warming up than he did in the actual game.

I thought jersey duos like this only existed on the internet, but alas I saw this couple up in the nosebleeds and it was glorious.

I got 99 problems. #Patriots #Vikings #NFL #NewEngland #Minnesota #NEvsMIN pic.twitter.com/8DbRBVI6zF

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) December 2, 2018

Check out the full breakdown below as we pretended to be part of the elite down at field level before going up into the 300s with the rest of our degenerate brethren.

A little behind the scenes as we pretended to be part of the elite down at field level for the #Patriots game. pic.twitter.com/4RCP4fmtHl

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) December 3, 2018