The Bruins had the best Quarantine Content of the year last night in the form of a livestream Zoom call with the 2011 Bruins as the team watched Game 7 of the Cup, crushed beers, busted each other’s balls, and crushed some more beers. This is the kind of content we need more of while we’re all locked away in our houses. You always hear that hockey players are the most normal, down to earth guys, but this was like being a fly on the wall in the locker room as they F bombed former players, tip toed around NSFW stories, Gregory Campbell laid into Marchand, all while Lucic polished off a couple bottles of red. As would be expected this got more interesting as the night went along as everyone got more sauced up.

The hardest I’ve laughed in a while was watching Tuukka bemoan the fact that he just had a third daughter. When someone else said they just had their third son Tuukka yelled into the camera “HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?!”

I am *shocked* that the Bruins haven’t scrubbed this from the internet yet, so definitely check it out before the PR team gets to it.

“Gotta watch what you say on here.”

Lucic: “But he’s not even in the league anymore, fuck him.” #NHL #Bruins #NHLBruins #LockerRoomTimeMachine pic.twitter.com/lLCRxC6OdN

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) April 22, 2020

“We don’t fucking lose again.” – Tim Thomas after Game 5 of the Vancouver Stanley Cup Finals.

This Bruins Zoom chat is way more entertaining than that godforsaken HORSE tournament livestream. #NHL #Bruins #NHLBruins

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) April 22, 2020

“Soup, are we done for the night? Can we turn this off yet?” -Shawn Thornton with 5 mins left in the 2nd 😂

🍷#NHL #Bruins #NHLBruins #LockerRoomTimeMachine #StanleyCup @NHLBruins

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) April 22, 2020

“Sorry for having a good time.”

I need to slam a bottle of red with @27MilanLucic #NHL #Bruins #NHLBruins #LockerRoomTimeMachine #StanleyCup @NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/Xul0qsljk4

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) April 22, 2020

Chris Kelly to Brad Marchand: “Once Bergy retires, your game goes to shit.”

I laughed.

— Mike Cole (@MikeColeNESN) April 22, 2020

The Bruins all burying the Sabres and Ryan Miller on Zoom is the highlight of 2020

— Mike From Woburn (@MikeFromWoburn) April 22, 2020

Lucic interjects in a conversation about how goalies are more protected in today’s NHL: “I wonder what happened to them being so sensitive.” pic.twitter.com/KIgZYGMv78

— Mike Cole (@MikeColeNESN) April 22, 2020

Lucic then adds “He shouldn’t have been standing there.”

— Mike Cole (@MikeColeNESN) April 22, 2020

Bergeron just said Burrows did in fact bite him and he’s “still got the bite marks.” This Zoom is the highlight of quarantine. #NHL #Bruins #NHLBruins #LockerRoomTimeMachine #StanleyCup @NHLBruins pic.twitter.com/jwp6vGChbY

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) April 22, 2020

“Buddy you’re worth $60 million do you really fucking need to [sell hats]?” Cambell is sauced and going in on Marchand.

Peverly: Soup I didn’t see you fucking smile in 3 years and now you won’t stop. #NHL #Bruins #NHLBruins #LockerRoomTimeMachine #StanleyCup @NHLBruins

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) April 22, 2020

Tyler Seguin wearing his Cup ring, crushing Bud Lights and awkwardly working his way through conversations is extremely high school reunion energy

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) April 22, 2020

Mark Recchi said he's drinking Sunkist and vodka tonight. That's a game-changer. Wow.

— Joe Haggerty (@HackswithHaggs) April 22, 2020

Marchand: “Z you just put up a wax figure over there? You still there?”#Bruins #NHLBruins #LockerRoomTimeMachine https://t.co/J8eISojWfe

— The 300s (@The300sBoston) April 22, 2020

I'm so glad I've watched this because you can bet the Bruins are going to delete this video and burn down all the servers

— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) April 22, 2020

they wanted to stay on and bruins pr said absolutely not

— Lauren Azevedo (@Lauren_Az) April 22, 2020