I recently signed up for Amazon Prime and started binge watching Entourage from the beginning again. That’s the way to go with Entourage. It’s not Seinfeld, you can’t drop in for one random episode here or there thanks to some of the drawn out story lines. That makes it perfect to stream, but also one of the reasons why it was such a disaster in syndication.
The show hasn’t aged particularly well, either. The Contest Seinfeld episode from 1992 feels less dated than a lot of the Entourage episodes from the last decade. But that doesn’t mean Entourage was totally devoid of enlightened knowledge. I stumbled across some fitness advice from one of Vince’s girlfriends in season one that sounds awfully familiar…
Yoga? No weights? A mean stretch?
“Bulk is so 90s Johnny. It’s all about flexibility.”
Plant-based protein? The only word of the TB12 Method that Vince’s time traveling girlfriend didn’t use was “pliability.” But she came pretty damn close.
So I think now we know how Brady spent his offseasons in the mid-2000s. Watching Entourage every week just like the rest of us. When he wasn’t playing golf with the gang, that is.
Three Taunton men have been charged with animal cruelty after police said a video circulated on social media showing them blowing marijuana smoke into a goat’s face https://t.co/Y0EGUWjXnUpic.twitter.com/pPjzV7T7Jl
Three Taunton men have been arrested after police said a video circulated on social media of them blowing marijuana smoke into a goat’s face… [The goat] is now in the care of Animal Control, and is expected to be okay.
I have so many questions about this case. How high were these morons? How high do you have to be to think this sort of thing would be funny? Why did they have a goat in the first place? Are people keeping goats as pets these days? I will be very interested to see how this one plays out in court.
I’m glad to hear the goat will be okay, but I do wish it had kicked someone’s teeth out. That would’ve been the best form of justice in this case.
On a more upbeat note, this story reminded me of the goat on the classic Adam Sandler album What the Hell Happened to Me? If you didn’t have that album in middle school then you missed out. Do yourself a favor and give it a listen to start your Friday. I hadn’t heard it in a decade, and it still cracks me up.
NESN has done a 6.16 household rating over the first 85 games of the Red Sox season, a rise from 5.15 at the same juncture in 2017. There’s also a rise of 13% in the adults 18-34 and a 36% rise in adults 25-54. Comparison: the Celtics finished at 3.2 and the Bruins at 2.9.
Dan Shaughnessy’s column from Sunday afternoon on the demise of baseball generated a lot of buzz, and the topic has dominated Boston sports talk radio this week. When Shaughnessy, a J. G. Taylor Spink Award recipient, says that Major League Baseball is in trouble people listen. His points are fair, even if not fresh: too many bad teams, slow pace of play, too many strikeouts, the rise of analytics, and the lack of star power are all hurting the appeal of the game. But as Nick Cafardo pointed out on Tuesday night, they don’t appear to be hurting the game’s appeal in Boston.
The Red Sox are victims of their own success (and drama). They broke the curse in 2004, went wire-to-wire and won another championship in 2007, experienced one of the biggest September collapses in the history of the game in 2011, and won another championship in 2013 after a city tragedy. There have been lots of highs, lows, and drama over the last 15 years. What could they do in July, 2018 that could match any of that sports talk radio buzz? What trade deadline deal could possibly top the Nomar trade? No wonder the Sox aren’t talked about as much on WEEI or the Sports Hub as they were 5, 10 or 15 years ago. That doesn’t mean that people don’t care about this team, and it obviously doesn’t mean that people aren’t watching.
The Red Sox sold out every game at Fenway Park from May 15, 2003, to April 8, 2013. [Sure, the sellout streak was a bit of a joke at the end, but it was very real for poor college students trying to get tickets at face value in the mid-2000s.] The Red Sox dominated the Boston sports scene for most of that time. The fact that they are no longer the most discussed team is largely out of their control.
The greatest quarterback and coach in the history of the National Football League are both in New England right now. It’d be shocking if the Patriots didn’t own the region. With the Celtics championship in 2008 and the Bruins Stanley Cup win in 2011, the city’s sports talk landscape became a lot more crowded over the last 15 years. All four Boston teams have never all been this good at the same time.
That’s not to say that baseball is fine and that it’s never been better. Baseball does need to make some changes to adapt to the times. The NFL has shown far more willingness than MLB to tweak its rules over the past 20 years, but baseball has shown an ability to adapt in the past. Lowering the mound and adding the designated hitter seemed like radical ideas at the time, but those ideas worked out okay. Rob Manfred has shown a willingness to make changes and improvements, and I’m confident more will be done.
The changes don’t need to be radical, either. Eliminate shifts [and increase offense other than home runs] by requiring two infielders to stay to the left of second base or by requiring all infielders to remain on the infield dirt. Implement a salary floor to disincentivize tanking and hopefully more decent non-playoff teams emerge. Take a few games off the regular season, and increase the division series to seven games, to make the regular season more interesting.
Baseball ain’t perfect, but don’t tell me people don’t care about the Red Sox the way they used to.
“The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again. Oh people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.”
I don’t watch golf on television and I haven’t picked up a club in four years, but I would 1000% watch this. I would watch every single minute, every single stroke. I might even pay to watch this. This has to happen.
This wouldn’t be a sports event. This would be an all-time great reality television event. Remember when Phil Mickelson hit the hospitality tent on the 18th hole at Winged Foot? Can you imagine if he imploded like that with ten million bucks on the line? You’d tell that story to your kids and your grand kids like it was the Bill Buckner game.
“Why don’t we just bypass all the ancillary stuff of a tournament and just go head-to-head and just have kind of a high-stakes, winner-take-all match,” Mickelson said. “Now, I don’t know if he wants a piece of me, but I just think it would be something that would be really fun for us to do, and I think there would be a lot of interest in it if we just went straight to the final round.”
Amen, brother. Let’s skip the first three days that are full of nobodies, and all the other bullshit of a real tournament, and get to the good stuff. About 70 strokes and three hours between you and ten million bucks. Let’s see what ya got.
The big question for me is where the money will be come from. Obviously I’d like to see Phil and Tiger each put up $10 million of their own money. If the winning score is 70, each stroke is worth about $143,000. If a missed putt cost me an extra stroke and about $143,000 I’d lose my mind.
Even better, I’d love to see the ridiculous shots attempted if somebody got down early and really had to play catch up. Go big or go home.
But I wonder if the $10 million prize will come from sponsors and television networks. If ESPN paid for this match and put it on ESPN+, the new subscriptions would practically pay for the whole thing. It would still be fun to see Tiger and Phil go at it for $10 million, but not as fun as one of them having to sell a house if they can’t get out of a sand trap.
Let’s hope Tiger and Phil can hammer out the details soon. This would make for great Sunday viewing while I wait for the NFL to come back in September.
Double Dare made its triumphant return to Nickelodeon last night and did not disappoint.
The set looked fantastic, less a modern interpretation and more a modern recreation of the classic set. The classic theme music was there and the classic format of the show wasn’t touched, only the dollar amounts for questions and physical challenges to account for inflation.
The questions were written very much like they were thirty years ago. Questions like “What chemical compound is H2O?” are still followed by questions like “In geometry, a dodecahedron is any polyhedron with how many flat faces?” It can be fun to see some kids rattle off answer after answer, but the physical challenges are what the show is known for.
[The answer is 12 faces on a dodecahedron, by the way.]
The physical challenges and obstacle course featured some classic stunts and some new stunts that fit right in. Pick It and the hamster wheel made returns, and I hope the gumball machine isn’t too far behind.
The obstacle course bonus round is still the highlight of the show, and the grand prize last night was a trip to space camp. Who didn’t want to go to space camp when they watched this show as a ten-year-old?
Liza Koshy, a YouTube personality with more than 15 million subscribers, did a fine job hosting what I imagine is her first game show. Hosting a game show isn’t easy, but she looked at ease with the young contestants. She also looked at ease with the show’s announcer, original host Marc Summers. I was pretty disappointed when I first heard that Summers wouldn’t be hosting, but his duties included more than just normal game show announcer duties and he supported Koshy very well.
I know Nickelodeon is a kid’s channel, but there’s no way they made this show without thinking about how to get millennials to flip over to Nick an hour before the nightly Friends marathon.
Dismiss Double Dare as a kid’s show if you wish, but it will be your loss.
As someone who binged the first three seasons on Hulu during the Bush administration, I was pumped when season four hit Netflix in 2013. I won’t lie, though, season four was hard to follow and left me disappointed. I’ve been looking forward to a chronological cut of season four since I heard someone on reddit put one together nearly five years ago.
Hopefully the season four recut gets Arrested Development back on track with a new season five not too far away.
In one of the most absurd sports media moves since the Outdoor Life Network acquired the cable broadcast rights to the National (Indoor) Hockey League in 2005, two NHL playoff games will be broadcast on Golf Channel on April 18. A pair of Game 4’s – Lightning @ Devils and Ducks @ Sharks – will be broadcast on Golf Channel on the evening of Wednesday, April 18.
As ridiculous as it sounds, though, it’s probably not that bad of a move. Golf Channel is available in about 79 million households, compared to about 81 million households for NBCSN. Not a massive difference. Both networks trail well behind in household availability to the two other cable networks that will air some NHL playoff games, CNBC and US Network. CNBC is available in almost 94 million households and USA Network is available in 94.3 million households.
It sounds strange to say this but if you are an LA Kings fan living in Boston, you might be better off if the Kings game airs on USA Network instead of NBC’s main cable sports outlet, NBCSN. My grandmother has been getting USA Network since the first Bush administration in the early ’90s. It is doubtful that she gets NBCSN.
A lot of people like to poke fun at the NHL’s television situation, but that’s not the point of this blog. The move to put two games on Golf Channel is mildly amusing, but is likely more about attracting eyeballs to Golf Channel after the Masters rather than a comment on the NHL’s television ratings. It might appease more hockey fans if these games aired on the NHL Network instead of Golf Channel, but that would be far worse for the product. According to the most recent estimate I could find, the NHL Network was only available in about 37 million homes. Ask yourself how many MLB playoff games you’ve ever watched on MLB Network. I know my answer. ZERO.
As a Bruins fan, I like seeing the B’s and Leafs on NBC in primetime Saturday night. I just worry about that game going to double overtime. If that game has to be finished on NBCSN to make way for a new episode of Saturday Night Live, then the NHL might have a real beef with its television partner.