WEEI to Get the Jon Taffer Treatment Friday

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It’s been a rough couple of weeks at WEEI. After Alex Reimer’s “pissant” comment late last month and Christian Fauria’s racist impression of Don Yee last week, the station has been getting all sorts of bad press and hemorrhaging advertisers. Something had to be done to address this situation, and it now appears that WEEI will shut down for the day on Friday to host mandatory sensitivity training for all employees.

The fact that WEEI’s sensitivity training will probably resemble Dunder Mifflin’s sensitivity training is irrelevant. Something had to be done. If nothing else this station, and its parent company, had to do something to show that it was taking these incidents seriously. They’ve had enough incidents lately for it to become a full-blow situation over there.

And based on the timing, right before the start of spring training, I wouldn’t be surprised if WEEI wanted to show the Boston Red Sox in particular that it was taking this situation seriously and handling it appropriately. Even with deals in place for years to come, I can’t imagine John Henry would want the logo of an embattled radio station all over his ballpark all summer. Especially since his club has plenty of its own marketing issues to worry about.

Friday seems as good a time as any for the station to take a much needed timeout. It should give everyone a chance to discuss, reflect and reset. As was written about in the Herald earlier today, WEEI needs to get back to basics, and fast. I don’t want WEEI to turn into some bland midwest “Sports Animal” sports talk station. Its brash style is what has made WEEI wildly funny and entertaining in the past. But if it can’t get back to basics, I don’t want to listen as it continues to spiral out of control.

Jerry Seinfeld Is Playing With My Emotions And I Do Not Appreciate It

Decider“So all these sitcoms are having a resurgence,” DeGeneres began. “So Roseanne is doing it, Murphy Brown – is that really true? Murphy Brown’s doing it?” “I think I know where you’re going with this, but why don’t you finish it,” Seinfeld jested. “Do you think, Jerry, there would be a possibility that Seinfeld would come back?” DeGeneres asked. “It’s possible,” he responded, causing the audience to erupt into wild applause and cheers.

Jerry Seinfeld you old wily bastard. Playing with my and everyone else’s heartstrings. He knows what he’s doing. He knows how to play the game. Still, this is just evil.

The worst part about it is, if in a limited fashion, I don’t think bringing back “Seinfeld” would be a bad thing. It’s well known that the show stopped because Jerry Seinfeld himself sort of just ran out of shit to write, he’s said it himself. Ratings were great, the show was popular, but he was just sort of done.

That said, I’ve long contended that one season – just one little season of television – addressing modern technology and the information age’s influence on those characters’ lives would be HILARIOUS. Imagine George’s DMs getting out? Imagine Jerry getting dumped over a “new phone who’s this?” when he legit had to get a new phone? There is NO END in sight.

RUN WITH IT JERRY. RUN WITH IT.

76ers Now Using Virtual Reality to Try and Fix Markelle Fultz

Bleacher ReportThe Philadelphia 76ers have reportedly begun using virtual reality technology with guard Markelle Fultz as part of his rehabilitation, hoping he can rebuild confidence in his ailing jumper. Kyle Neubeck of the Philly Voice profiled Fultz’s search for his lost jumper and included the tidbit of information Monday. The Sixers are reportedly using the technology to help Fultz “visualize the mechanics he’ll use in a game, to remember how easy it once was for him to rise up with the ball and shoot from anywhere on the court and to be able to do so without the glare of the cameras or other people around him.”

Markelle Fultz has legitimately become one of the strangest stories in recent NBA history. The No. 1 overall pick that was dynamite in his lone year playing college ball, plays 4 horrendous games in the NBA, the team cites a shoulder injury, and then months later it comes out that he has some kind of hitch in his shot.

This is a guy who shot over 40% from 3-point land in college. All of a sudden he can’t hit a jump shot? What? I suppose it could just be a case of the yips, but that doesn’t explain why he can’t play at all. Rajon Rondo couldn’t shoot for shit, but he was (is) still a successful point guard in the NBA. Now the 76ers are busting out the Virtual Reality goggles to try and fix Fultz? This story just gets weirder and weirder.

You wanna know how to fix his jump shot? Have him recite the profiles of all the girls in Playboy. Boom. Problem solved.

Ron Borges, the Woodward to My Bernstein, Just Shot His Career to Hell With Fake Tom Brady Story

So the internet is ablaze today with a hot take from Ron Borges that was shot out of the sky before I even got to my desk this morning. Literally. I was driving in listening to Kirk Minihane just DESTROY Ron Borges and I was wondering if it was just for past indiscretions (ya know like plagiarism) or if he did something else. Fired up a quick Twitter search while I was driving, I was in bumper to bumper traffic relax Mom, and whats the first thing I see? Ron Borges’ colleagues in the media openly mocking him for a fabricated rumor about Tom Brady planning to hold out for a new contract.

And on and on it goes.

All this before 9 AM. A couple of quick phone calls from guys like Tom E. Curran and they had already shot so many holes in the story that it wouldn’t get past the editor at a student newspaper. Yet somehow the Boston Fucking Herald ran with it.

Sure it was already taken off the website, but the newspapers (the paper versions all you old bastards absolutely have to have) were already on the stacks.

Pretty damning evidence for ya boy Ron. And thats before we even get into the details of *how* he reported this story. Again, according to Kirk and Callahan, basically some random guy got Borges’ phone number and started texting him pretending to be Tom Brady’s agent Don Yee.

Eventually fake-Don Yee tipped off Borges about the disgruntled Tom Brady and how he planned to hold out for Jimmy G type money and skip OTA’s. Huge right? So rather than picking up the phone and asking someone, anyone, for any kind of supporting evidence or even hearsay…rather than do any of that, Borges runs it for a front page column.

How does that get past an editor?

“Who’d you talk to, Ron? Some guy who’s identity you haven’t actually verified just texted you out of the blue with huge news? Print. That. Shit.”

Never rely on one source and never plagiarize. Those are the cardinal rules of journalism. Trust me, I have a degree in big-J Journalism. And Ron Borges has now broken both of them.

I’m not here to call for anyone’s job, but if we’re being honest, I’m calling for Ron Borges job. It’s one thing to write thinly veiled hit pieces and describe the team you cover with so much disdain for 30 years, its another to print something defamatory as fact because fucking Johnny from Weymouth sent you a text at 1 AM like its last call at the Harp.

When you become the real life Ron Burgundy, just reporting whatever you’re told, its time to go.

Let the Brady Hate Flow Through You, Rob

Mr. Parker, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Honest to Christ, who could actually believe what Rob Parker said? How could Parker himself actually believe what he said? Had Tom Brady played like garbage in the Super Bowl maybe Parker could argue that his legacy took a hit. But Brady didn’t play like garbage. He actually played his best Super Bowl and had the best postseason of his career. After being named the league’s Most Valuable Player. At age 40. So give it a rest, Rob.

And by the way, Rob, no one is arguing that LeBron James has been better in the NBA Finals than Michael Jordan was. No one. But if LeBron can find a way to win three titles at the end of his career the way Jordan did, I will be the first in line to argue that 6-5 in the NBA Finals is better than 6-0. Why the hell should Jordan get bonus points for getting bounced in earlier rounds?

Same goes for Joe Montana. Brady has played in eight Super Bowls and has gone one-and-done in the playoffs twice. Montana appeared in four Super Bowls and went one-and-done in the playoffs four times. Outside of Super Bowls, Brady is 22-7 in the playoffs. Montana is 12-7. We’re gonna take off points because Brady won more games, put his team on his back more often, and lost Super Bowls that no other quarterback could get even get their team tickets to?

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McDaniels to Remain with Patriots

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Adam Schefter, ESPN – After two days of reflection and conversations with the Patriots, New England offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels has decided not to accept the Indianapolis Colts’ head-coaching job, the team confirmed Tuesday night…

In the past 48 hours, Patriots owner Robert Kraft began talking with McDaniels and ultimately wound up sweetening his contract, helping to entice McDaniels, who had yet to sign a contract with the Colts, to remain in New England, a source said…

McDaniels’ decision to stay could spark speculation that perhaps Patriots head coach Bill Belichick’s tenure is about to end, but those close to McDaniels say that isn’t the case, a source told ESPN’s Mike Reiss…

Almost as soon as the Super Bowl ended Sunday night, there was speculation that Josh McDaniels might not actually take the Colts’ head-coaching job and leave New England. It had to be post-loss denial, I thought. After the Colts announced a press conference to introduce McDaniels as their new head coach, I was convinced that’s all it was.

How could McDaniels turn down the Colts at this point? Bill Belichick could retire tomorrow and move to Nantucket, but he could also coach the Patriots for another decade. Why would McDaniels want to wait around to see which way Bill goes? Why wouldn’t McDaniels want to pad his coaching resume for when Bill actually is ready to hang up the hoodie? Not to mention, it could be awfully tough for him to get a job outside of New England (Foxboro or Bristol) ever again if he bails on a team this late in the process.

Which is why McDaniels’ decision to stay in New England as offensive coordinator really is shocking. But maybe it shouldn’t be. McDaniels might not actually be worried about finding another job outside of New England. If he went to Indy and things went south in a hurry,  it’s possible he wouldn’t get another head coaching opportunity anyways. McDaniels already had one tough stint in Denver. A few disappointing years in Indy could turn him into Eric Mangini.

If McDaniels wasn’t absolutely convinced that this was the right time to move on, and the right place to move on to, good for him for not going through with it and sticking to his guns. How many times do athletes get crushed for chasing the money, even when it’s not really in their best interest? See Sandoval, Pablo and Hamilton, Josh for just a few examples. If anything McDaniels deserves praise for not just chasing money, and for making a decision that he thinks is in the best interest of him, his family and his career.

It would be fascinating to know if McDaniels would have reached the same decision had the Patriots won on Sunday. Of course we’ll never know for sure. Perhaps McDaniels didn’t want to leave on that note, or maybe he now feels that there is unfinished business that must be tended to with Tom Brady in New England. Maybe that will also give him time to wait and see what happens with Belichick.

As much as has been made about Brady’s age, Belichick will be 66 when next season starts. He’s only about seven months younger than Pete Carroll, the oldest head coach in the league. McDaniels might not want to wait another five years for Belichick to retire, but why not wait another two years?

If the Patriots do well over the next two years or so, McDaniels will still be in a great spot. He’ll either be ready to take the reins in Foxoboro, whenever that moment arrives, or he’ll be able to find a better opportunity than the Colts job elsewhere. As hard as it is to imagine right now, if McDaniels wins another title with a 40+ year old quarterback some other team will be willing to roll the dice on him.

As tough as Sunday’s Patriots loss was, with Belichick, Brady and now McDaniels still in place, the future is still bright for this franchise. The sun has not yet set on this dynasty.

I Have Legitimately Grown Emotionally Attached to Tom Brady and Bill Belichick

I have grown so emotionally attached to Tom Brady and Bill Belichick I don’t know what I’m going to do when (if) they ever retire. It was similar with David Ortiz; I grew up with these guys. Sure I remember watching the Pats get their teeth kicked in by Brett Favre and the Packers in Super Bowl XXXI when I was a youngling, but I wasn’t really a fully functioning human being until a few years later. We’ve experienced the highest of highs together like 2001 when they pulled off the greatest upset in SB history, going back to back in 2003-04 with the addition of veterans like Rodney Harrison and Corey Dillon to an already stacked team. Of course the Malcolm Butler interception and the 28-3 comeback against the Falcons. And I’ll never forget the lowest of lows. As they say, losing hurts more than winning feels good. The 2007 Super Bowl and David goddamn Tyree who probably sells car insurance now. Mario Manningham and that ridiculous catch in the 2011 Super Bowl. Sigh.

And then of course all the teams in between: the 2006 AFC Championship game collapse against Peyton Manning and the Colts, the 2010 home loss to Ray Rice and the Ravens, the AFC Championship game loss to Peyton Manning and the Broncos in the 2015 season.

I think thats why I literally have found myself becoming emotional these past couple of weeks. Last year it was Tom Brady nearly breaking down at Media Day before the Super Bowl when a little kid asked him who his hero was.

This year its Belichick wearing his dad’s hat to Minneapolis.

The other night I witnessed Tom fighting back tears in his Tom vs Time series when Mr. Kraft gave Tom’s mother a Super Bowl ring as she’s been kicking cancer’s ass. So much dust in my living room.

Its crazy because I’ve never met these guys, but I feel like they’re a part of my family and THAT is why all of this will never get old. People say oh you’ve won enough let someone else have a shot. Not a chance. As the infamous Don Draper once said. I’m not happy with 50% I want all of it.

On Ronda Rousey and Where Life Takes Us

A good many folks reading this are probably noting that the Royal Rumble was over a week ago. I’m well aware. However, there were more opinion-based, knee-jerk reactions to this development than I ever could have expected so I wanted to take a minute to let it marinate. I’ll also warn you that this might be a bit rambling and verbose, but I think the subject warrants it.

So Ronda Jean Rousey showed up, “surprisingly”, to the Royal Rumble this past Sunday and announced she was dedicating herself to the WWE. “This is my life now” were her words. I put the “surprisingly” in quotes because this has been rumored to be in process for as long as I can remember and people even speculated, with little to no basis, that she would go to WWE after her one-sided loss to Amanda Nunes in December of 2016. When she made her appearance and announcement though, in the ensuing minutes and hours, there was an avalanche of reactions, as there is with everything Rousey says and does. From the MMA corner, my corner, it was not all positive, to say the least. This is not entirely surprising as MMA fans are known to be a cynical bunch. And I get it. I’ll explain why I think the MMA diehards – and even casual fan, who may have lost out more as a Rousey PPV was like Easter to Holiday Catholics for them – may have reacted so negatively a little later. However to do that it’s kind of important to try and first understand why she is making this move.

The easiest and possibly best comparison for this Rousey’s career path is Brock Lesnar. Sure, he had been a WWF Superstar long before he got into MMA, but he made the transition back when he was still arguably the UFC’s biggest draw, and one of its most talented, successful heavyweights. So why did he go back? Pretty simple actually: Brock has long been considered a bit of a hermit; he is from snowy, remote South Dakota and is inclined to his solidarity in that isolated country. However this is obscuring Brock Lesnar’s preferred ecosystem a bit; serving only to grow the myth of the gargantuan shut-in who appears 6 times a year to terrorize the WWE. In truth, he is simply happiest surrounded by only his family and a few close friends. One might say he follows Drake’s motto of, “No new friends.”

He has his land, his close confidants, and that’s it. That’s just the way he is and what he enjoys. He’s private. You know what he didn’t enjoy? Training like hell 24/7/365, constantly having to answer questions from the MMA press, having to travel a lot for press tours where he’d have to answer even more questions, and then get locked in a cage under big, bright lights in front of 30,000 people where he had to beat up and/or get beaten up by another large man. After which he’d have to answer even more questions. All of that public scrutiny and time away from his family was an affliction for Brock Lesnar (pun honestly not intended). I think after he lost to Allistair Overeem, which itself followed a near-fatal bout of diverticulitis, he had just simply had enough. So he went home, which is now snowy, remote Saskatchewan, Canada, to his family and his privacy. Not very long after that, the WWE, whose own bright lights he had once absconded from, came calling with an enticing offer: show up a few times a year to a huge pop, execute your usual, scripted, powerful maneuvers, and we’ll pay you handsomely. Too good to pass up right? He only leaves his family a few times a year, he has largely makes his own schedule (or at least can predict it), and he gets paid millions. For a private, salt of the earth family man, it’s an ideal arrangement.

Which brings us to Ronda Jean. She too was arguably the biggest draw in the UFC, until Ireland’s favorite son came across, that is. She too achieved monumental success. She in no uncertain terms embodied what it was to be a champion – the hardest worker, the strongest will, the want, no need, to do anything and everything it takes to be the best on the face of the earth at what you do. Then times and circumstances changed, as they do.

She lost two fights in a row, and they weren’t close. She was getting outclassed on the feet by a wide margin. What’s worse, she wasn’t just getting beat, she was getting passed by in the overall game of MMA – her peers were learning and evolving and she seemed stuck in that same gear that previously had made her seem indestructible. Like Lesnar, she had long been under bright lights and media scrutiny. Actually, press-wise, she probably had double the travel schedule, as a constantly-fucking-up Jon Jones and a not yet fully realized Conor McGregor, until the last couple years, meant she was basically carrying the UFC on her back for a bit. Not unlike Lesnar also, she yearned to spend low-key, at-home quality time with the family she had and the one she openly talked about building. She had even found her other half in an also-one-foot-out-of-the-cage heavyweight Travis Browne. Maybe another run, with the full days in the gym and the global press tours and criticism of her technique from keyboard warriors just wasn’t worth it, no matter how bad she wanted it, if she even did.

Which brings us to her own move into the WWE, and the reaction it got from the World of Omoplatas and Overhand Rights. Let me re-state something quick, as there is a need to be honest here, for all of us. The overwhelming reaction from MMA fans, at least initially, myself include, was a negative one. Maybe not a visceral one, but an eye roll. An, “of course she went to pro wrestling”. She can’t win anymore, so she might as well go to a “fake” sport, we thought sarcastically. And you know what? That take isn’t entirely wrong. Her last two fights had shown everyone, Rousey included, that maybe her time at the top had ended and it was time to try something else. That last part though – try something else – is where I think the subconscious of MMA fans was sent reeling. That is where the basis of our reaction lays, in my opinion: we were let down. Before switching gyms, mixing up her training or strategies, really doing anything different than she had in the past, for her entire career, in order to get back to the top, Ronda Rousey gave up. I’m not saying that as bad thing, or a good thing. I’m saying that as a fact. As far as I’m concerned, her making the move to the WWE was her acknowledging she couldn’t make it in MMA anymore, she was giving up.

And that is where our anger and frustration lay: With Rousey conceding without trying any of the numerous solutions to her flaws that seemed obvious. And with why.

Why was she loyal to a fault? Her adopted Armenian family had brought her to glory, in both Judo and MMA, Sure. However, Edmond Tarverdyan had proven by this point he simply couldn’t teach the corrections in her stand up that were necessary to become a champion again. With such an athlete, with such a will, surely there was a coach out there that could. But Ronda wouldn’t leave Edmond, she wouldn’t turn her back, not on the man she felt she owed her career too. Could Duane Ludwig or Rafael Cordeiro have fixed Ronda Rousey on the feet? As of now we’ll never know.

She also didn’t refine other parts of her game either, the ones outside of the realm of Edmond’s two pads. For such a strong, athletic, natural grappler, one would think Rousey could have learned to, for instance, shoot a fundamentally sound, functional double leg, out of the reach of the long punches and kicks she was yet to be able to defend. That didn’t happen either. The trick a one Georges St. Pierre learned, making him more than a hyper-athletic kickboxer, seemed to be outside of Ronda Rousey’s peripherals, too far removed form the Olympic-level Judo and pad session-friendly boxing she concentrated on.

Why? Why didn’t she try? Why did she just give up? Like Brock Lesnar before her, I think that for Ronda Rousey, now married and still wanting for that family of her own, it just made too much sense. No more press tours. No clumsy combos for the public to dissect. No more questions about her next fight before she even puked from the adrenaline dump from her last. Just a handful of dates a year before a crowd that loves her, the handful of zero-laden checks that come with those dates, the handful of rehearsed and precisely timed bumps along the way, and the countless amounts of time with the loved ones she really has never had enough time with. So should we feel let down? Should we feel bitter? She still goes down as the best female fighter ever, in my opinion. She still gave everything. She. Had. To the fight game when she was in it. But now, for her, it’s time for something else. Something simpler, easier, and more conducive to the future she envisions for herself. And we should accept and respect that. Even feel happy for her.

This is her life now.

These Are the Stakes the Patriots are Playing for in Super Bowl LII

Its almost here. Its the last day of cube life before Super Bowl LII. We’ve had boots on the ground to bring you into the Super Bowl Experience, we’ve provided you with Patriots porn, we’ve got you ready to run through a wall for this team, now its time to really analyze this. What are the stakes? What are the Patriots really playing for here?

I for one will be leaving the office at 5:00 pm on the dot like one of the iron mill workers in the Simpsons.

Its officially Super Bowl weekend. Here are the stakes.

Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft are going for their 6th ring together.

Tom Brady is already the all-time winningest QB, he’s already stuffed Joe Montana in a locker. Now he’s looking to take the all-time GOAT title from Michael Jordan. And despite what that walking hot take Doug Gotleib says,

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A win on Sunday makes Tom Brady hands down the greatest athlete of all-time. Big Z already laid out the perfect rebuttal.

Bill Belichick is playing for a fresh paint job on his boat.

Historic radio calls. If the Patriots win Sunday, they HAVE to play the Gil Santos audio right? Like Bob Socci and Zolak have to just turn off their mics and play Gil’s call don’t they? “BACK TO BACK, THREE OUT OF FOUR!”

Tom vs Time will win a goddamn Emmy if it ends with 40 year old Tom Brady winning the league MVP and his 6th Super Bowl ring.

Similar to 2004, the Pats are expected to lose both their offensive and defensive coordinators this offseason, so winning back to back Super Bowls would be a hell of a way to go out for Patricia and McDaniels a la Romeo Crennel and Charlie Weis before them.

Do people realize that if the Patriots win it sets up an opportunity to conquer yet another NFL legendary record? No team in the history of the league has ever won 3 Super Bowls in a row? 19-0 will likely never happen and that absolutely breaks my heart, but winning back-to-back-to-back Super Bowls would likely never be matched.

The mental well being of the annual asshole who got the Super Bowl champions tattoo before the team actually plays the game:

Brady, Belichick and RKK getting up on that podium, accepting the Vince Lombardi Trophy and telling Seth Wickersham, Max Kellerman, Bart Scott, Dan Shaugnessy, and every other click-baiting miserable hater 4 beautiful words:

BREAKING: GRONK GOOD TO GO! YO SOY FIESTA!

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ProFootballTalk – Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski will play Sunday as he said he would earlier this week.

Doctors have cleared Gronkowski from concussion protocol, according to Ian Rapoport of NFL Media. Gronkowski is scheduled to meet with reporters at the team’s media availability at 5 p.m. ET, via Rapoport.

LLLLLET’S GO! The news everyone assumed was coming has indeed arrived. Gronk has been cleared from the concussion protocol and been given the green light to play on Sunday after taking quite the shot from Barry Church in the AFC Championship Game (for what it’s worth I had no issue with the hit – just an unfortunate by-product of how fast the game has gotten).

Out loud, it was widely assumed by Patriot nation that Gronk would be cleared to play. However, in the backs of all our minds, in the caverns and nooks and crannies where we dare not go when we are alone and the lights are out, there was that doubt that our all-Universe Gorilla of a Tight End wouldn’t be able to play leaving a 6’6 275lb hole in our offense.

WELL FEAR NO MORE. He is good to go. We are good to go. The reigning. Defending. Undisputed. Champions of the world. Super Bowl LII. GIVE ME ONE MORE TOMMY!