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Patriots Draft “Baby DeAndre Hopkins” in N’Keal Harry

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OK. OK. So this might seem like a bit of an exaggeration, but I absolutely LOVE this pick for the Pats.

And, truthfully, it’s really not all that outlandish to compare him to the Texans’ superstar wide out. Like Hopkins, Harry has hands like Velcro and uses his big body (6’2″, 228 pounds) and excellent instincts to out-position defenders and beat them to the ball on almost every play. Harry has been the Sun Devil’s go-to receiver since he was a true freshman in 2016, compiling 213 receptions in three years in the desert to go along with over 2,200 yards and 22 TDs. The man was also a top-20 recruit coming out of high school. He has simply PRODUCED at every level he has ever played.

I had them taking Marquise Brown in my mock, because I really wanted the team to add some much-needed speed and explosiveness. And while Harry possesses nowhere near the athleticism of a guy like Brown, he is definitely a more well-rounded and dependable receiver. He will also likely hold up much better from a physical standpoint at the pro level.

But don’t get it twisted; the man can still move, too:

There are many who felt as though Harry was actually the best receiver in the entire class, and it’s not a hard argument to make. Considering the Pats got him by remaining at No. 32, all the while still holding on to the insane amount of picks they have over the next two days, it’s hard for anyone to be upset with this selection.

Of course, Belichick does not have the best track record with drafting wide receivers, and Harry is the first one he has ever drafted in the first round. But a guy this big, smart, and reliable should be able to pick things up right away. Also, his versatility and ability to line up almost anywhere will allow him to play within the Pats system. He is not just an “outside guy.”

For those that still need convincing, just take a look at this video and then try to tell me I’m wrong:

Did you see that catch at 0:32??!! Like I said: DeAndre Hopkins, eat your heart out. Welcome to New England, N’Keal Harry!

The 300s 2019 NFL Mock Draft (Full First Round)

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Joey B already hit everyone with an excellent Patriots-specific mock draft piece earlier today. Now, ya boy Mattes is here to flesh out predictions for the rest of the first round for all my fellow draftniks out there.

Yes, it’s definitely a long one, but as someone who spends hours on end scouring draft reports and all the incessant rumors this time of year, I promise this isn’t all based on simple guesses. (Yeah, it’s a little much, but I eat this stuff up and this is who I am. Wanna fight about it?)

Of course I’ll miss on many of them; what mock draft doesn’t? But at least mine isn’t afraid to make real predictions about scenarios and trades that others won’t (example: I don’t have NFL Combine hero D.K. Metcalf going at all on Day 1).

A little over 24 hours until we see how everything shakes out for sure! But for now, I present you with the always highly anticipated annual Mattes Mock Draft:

  1. Arizona Cardinals – Kyler Murray (QB, Oklahoma): Look, I’m not going to get too cute here. For a while, it was a foregone conclusion that the reigning Heisman winner would end up in the desert. But, as always, there are “rumors” that half the league is ready to offer their franchise in order to trade up to grab him. Not gonna happen. New head coach Kliff Kingsbury is an offensive mastermind, and after the Steve Wilks experiment failed miserably last year, the Cards aren’t going to stand in the way of letting Kingsbury run the ship however he wants. Kingsbury is IN LOVE with Murray. He’ll get his man, and Josh Rosen will get shipped somewhere else by Saturday afternoon.
  2. San Francisco 49ers – Nick Bosa (DE, Ohio State): Before suffering a core injury in the third game of the season last year, Bosa was unanimously regarded as the No. 1 prospect in this draft. Not only did he dominate in two-and-a-quarter seasons in Columbus, but a lot of people think he could be even better than his brother Joey, who is already a Pro Bowl defensive stud for the L.A. Chargers. Niners GM John Lynch also hasn’t been too shy about his interest in Bosa, even after going out and trading for Dee Ford this offseason. Bosa and Ford could form a pretty lethal pass-rushing force for years to come.
  3. **TRADE** Miami Dolphins [via New York Jets] – Dwayne Haskins (QB, Ohio State): The Jets have been doing everything in their power to move this pick, which is why they might actually make this type of trade with a division rival. After trading up to get Sam Darnold last year, they’ll be able to recoup some future capital from a Dolphins team which has eight picks in the first five rounds in 2020. (I know there’s a lot out there saying that Washington wants Haskins, too, but they just don’t have what the Dolphins have to offer.) And with the amount of pass-rushing talent available in this year’s class, the Jets won’t mind waiting 10 more picks to select one. The Dolphins get a true franchise signal-caller in Haskins, who completed 70% of his passes and tossed 50 TDs across 4,800-plus yards last season. He’s the best pure pocket-passer of any of this year’s prospects, a style which will fit perfectly with new coordinator Chad O’Shea’s offense. He’ll start off behind the recently signed Ryan Fitzpatrick at first, but the Dolphins will finally have their man.
  4. Oakland Raiders – Ed Oliver (DL, Houston): Like Bosa, Oliver was another guy who was getting hit with “No. 1 overall” chatter as late as this past fall, before he was only able to play in eight games last season due to injury. But the man still earned his third-straight First Team All-American honor, compiling 13.5 sacks and a ridiculous 53 tackles for a loss across just 32 collegiate games. He also did it primarily from the inside as a D-tackle, although he’s still quick, explosive, and versatile enough to play on the edge as well. Jon Gruden gets his defensive anchor with this pick.
  5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Devin White (LB, LSU): I LOVE this pick for the Bucs. Most people would think that with an offensive guru like Bruce Arians now leading the way, the team will have to make a pick on that side of the ball. But they’re already loaded on O, and their defense was just terrible in 2018. White is a former running back who ran a blazing 4.42-second 40 at the Combine, and even the Tampa Bay Times thinks it’s a done deal if he’s still sitting at No. 5. He would provide a true sideline-to-sideline talent who would pair up nicely with Lavonte David.
  6. New York Giants – Quinnen Williams (DT, Alabama): The Giants cannot at all be upset with this one. While some are expecting a big move of some sorts, let’s not forget they already just traded away arguably the game’s most dynamic receiver for another first-rounder in an effort to address the various holes throughout the roster. They can’t get too cute and try to make a big splash. They HAVE to hit with their picks. So here they get a guy in Williams whom many feel could go No. 1 overall after being a dominant force down in Mobile over the past two seasons. He’ll be the leader of their defensive front for the next decade or more.
  7. Jacksonville Jaguars – T.J. Hockenson (TE, Iowa): With each passing year, more and more teams seem to be catching on to how important the tight end position is. New Jags signal-caller Nick Foles, who benefited immensely from playing with Zach Ertz in Philly over the past couple seasons, won’t argue with that sentiment one bit. In a draft unusually loaded at the position, Hockenson is the best of the bunch due to his combination of pass-catching ability and solid blocking. Especially for a team with an unproven receiving corps and one which also wants to re-establish a dominant ground game, the former Hawkeye is almost too perfect of a match.
  8. **TRADE** Denver Broncos [via Detroit Lions] – Drew Lock (QB, Missouri): Although it may not seem necessary or logical to move up two measly spots to get a QB who definitely won’t be taken by either of the teams currently slated to pick at No. 8 and No. 9, it’s still an absolute must for Elway. Apparently, he loves Lock…but so don’t a lot of others. (I’m looking at you, Washington.) I mean, who wouldn’t love a rocket-armed, athletic four-year starter who’s drawn comparisons to Pat Mahomes? The Broncos pounce here in order to not let their guy slip away, and Joe Flacco will ultimately lose his job to a rookie for a second straight season.
  9. Buffalo Bills – Jawaan Taylor (OT, Florida): Josh Allen is the future of this team, and the Bills need to do everything they can to protect him for the long term. Though Taylor projects as more of a right tackle at the pro level, he’s widely regarded as the best O-lineman in the class. Known as an elite run-blocking monster, Taylor is still quick enough to handle most rushers at the pro level, especially on the right side. A lot of people are mocking a lineman on the other side of the ball to the Bills here, but again there’s plenty of D-line talent throughout the entire draft that the Bills can snag later.
  10. **TRADE** Washington [via Detroit Lions] – Daniel Jones (QB, Duke): A lot of people seem to think Washington is a lock to trade for Rosen if Murray goes No. 1. But this is Daniel Snyder after all, who will instead want to get the shinier, newer toy in Jones. The former Blue Devil is a lot like Rosen in terms of football I.Q., but he also possesses some underrated mobility that Rosen just doesn’t have. In today’s NFL, QBs who can also use their legs are kind of “in” at the moment, and Washington might actually be getting the steal of the draft here if he hits on his full potential. Plus, he can sit behind Case Keenum for a year and really soak in the playbook before being thrown into the fire.
  11. Cincinnati Bengals – Josh Allen (DE/LB, Kentucky): The slide finally ends for a guy who many out there have as a locked-in, top-five pick. Allen burst onto the scene as a First Team All-American last year with 17 sacks, after compiling a total of just 14 in his two prior seasons. Long and svelte (6’4″, 230 pounds), he has the potential to be an Aldon Smith-esque defender on the outside, who will terrorize opposing QBs for years. Yet he is not adept at setting the edge against the run (hence the drop). Still, this guy’s ceiling is pretty high, and the Bengals need some serious help in the pass-rushing department.
  12. Green Bay Packers – Rashan Gary (DL, Michigan): The Packers could go in a lot of directions this year with two first-round picks. Many will expect them to beef up the offense, especially with Matt LaFleur now at the helm. But Aaron Rodgers – especially a healthy one – will be just fine with the weapons already in tow, and the Packers D is just a couple pieces away from being really good again. Apparently, some teams are “concerned” about Gary’s shoulder, but I still think the Pack take a gamble on his talent here.
  13. New York Jets [via Miami Dolphins] – Brian Burns (DE, Florida State): The Jets still get the pass-rushing help they need – and then some. Just look at these numbers from Burns’s three years in college (for one of which he wasn’t even a starter): 24 sacks; 39.5 tackles for a loss; seven forced fumbles; seven pass breakups; three blocked kicks; and two fumble recoveries. OH, and he ran a 4.5-second 40 at the Combine. Way to go, Maccagnan. You actually nailed it this year.
  14. Atlanta Falcons – Clelin Ferrell (DE, Clemson): I could see Atlanta maybe reaching for a corner here, but the remaining pass-rushing talent is probably still much better at this point. A starter at one the nation’s top schools for the past three years, Ferrell is as consistent and reliable as they come, with 27 sacks, 50.5 tackles for a loss, 166 total tackles, and two national titles to prove it.
  15. Detroit Lions [via Washington] – Byron Murphy (CB, Washington): Somewhere, a proud Bill Belichick weeps… Matt Patricia is able to trade down twice, ultimately dropping only seven spots, while at the same time acquiring a bunch of capital AND still landing the top corner in the draft. That’s a freakin’ haul. Pairing a guy like Murphy, a true ballhawker (and no, I’m not just using draft buzzwords), with a shutdown corner like Darius Slay and new slot man Justin Coleman could give the Lions a pretty solid secondary for the first time in like ever.
  16. Carolina Panthers – Jonah Williams (OT, Oklahoma): While selecting the last of the top edge talent on D could make sense, Williams is too good to pass up here. A three-year starter at Bama, Williams has drawn comparisons to the great Joe Thomas due to his intelligence, flawless technique, and relentless work ethic. Even though they re-signed Daryl Williams, it was only for one year. And while Taylor Moton played well last season, the Panthers still need to upgrade the position if they want Cam Newton to last in this league.
  17. New York Giants – Montez Sweat (DE, Mississippi State): The top-four QBs are all gone, and the offensive line is still a need. But instead the team will take a guy who not only produced huge numbers in the SEC but also blew away people at the Combine (4.41-second 40 as a DE!!!). Sweat also has incredible size (6’6″, 260 pounds), with the ability to add even more bulk. There is apparently concern about a heart condition, hence the slide, but the talent is definitely worth the risk here. He and Williams will work to bring back the dominant Giant D-lines of old.
  18. Minnesota Vikings – Cody Ford (OL, Oklahoma): The Vikings are in desperate need of help all along the offensive line, so they take the most versatile one available. Ford, who played both guard and tackle in college, gives the team flexibility as well as an athletic player who can pull out on sweeps and outside running plays the team likes to run with Dalvin Cook. He’ll also help to protect Kirk Cousins, whose Vikings career didn’t get off to the best of starts last year, with much of that being due to the poor play up front.
  19. Tennessee Titans – Christian Wilkins (DT, Clemson): There’s a chance Wilkins is long gone before this pick, as he is that talented. Like Ferrell, he was also a long-time starter with All-American honors and two national titles to his name. Wilkins can truly do it all, and he’s also widely regarded as a champion off the field for his charity/community work as well. He’s exactly the type of guy Mike Vrabel wants in his locker room (and the both apparently have a previous relationship). This is a great get here for Tennessee.
  20. Pittsburgh Steelers – Greedy Williams (CB, LSU): The Steelers’ secondary has long been in need of an upgrade, particularly at corner. Joe Haden is quite long in the tooth, and Artie Burns is hardly impressive. Williams would give the Steelers a speedy (4.37 40-time), athletic cover man who always seems to be around the ball, with eight picks and 20 passes defensed over the past two seasons.
  21. Seattle Seahawks – Noah Fant (TE, Iowa): After investing a ton of money in Russell Wilson, the team should also give him some weapons. Especially with Doug Baldwin’s recent injury issues (which I think are a lot more serious than people think), Wilson could use some more help. With Tyler Lockett, David Moore, and Jaron Brown, the team already does have some talent at receiver, so instead they take the best pure pass-catching TE in the draft. His INSANE athleticism and ability to run and get open will also pair well with Wilson’s playing style.
  22. Baltimore Ravens – A.J. Brown (WR, Ole Miss): My favorite receiver in the draft is a perfect fit for the Ravens. Don’t buy into the hype of his teammate D.K. Metcalf, who was the darling of this year’s Combine. Brown is the MUCH better player, with the numbers to prove it (160 catches, 2,572 yards, and 17 TDs over the past two seasons). Most importantly, his physicality and ability to play in the short passing game will be vital in the development of the still very raw Lamar Jackson.
  23. Houston Texans – Andre Dillard (OT, Washington): Talk about having things just fall into your lap. To say left tackle is a glaring need for the Texans is an understatement, as Deshaun Watson got KILLED by the sieve he played behind last season. I’m shocked the team didn’t go hard after a guy like Trent Brown in free agency this offseason, but I guess being able to select the draft’s best pure pass-protector this late in Round 1 will be their saving grace. Watson will be very happy about this one.
  24. Oakland Raiders – Josh Jacobs (RB, Alabama): I think the Raiders should take a linebacker like Devin Bush here instead, but there seems to be a lot of people connecting them to the former Crimson Tide running back. Then there was the news this morning that Marshawn Lynch is going to (once again) hang ’em up for good. Often competing with other all-world running-back talent during his time in Mobile, Jacobs didn’t really get his chance until last season. Then, he not only averaged 5.3 YPC as physical runner in 2018, but he also displayed some ability in the passing game as well. He’s more than capable of taking over for Beast Mode.
  25. Philadelphia Eagles – Devin Bush (LB, Michigan): With the Raiders passing on the former Wolverine at No. 24, the Eagles will nab him instead. Especially after the departure of Jordan Hicks, Philly needs help at linebacker. Why not take a guy who produced at one of the nation’s top programs and ran faster than all but one RB at the Combine?
  26. Idianapolis Colts – Dexter Lawrence (DT, Clemson): The THIRD Clemson defensive lineman comes off the board here. While he might arguably be the third-best of the three, there’s no doubt that he’s the biggest at 6’4, 342 pounds. But don’t let that size fool you; while he’s definitely an ideal run-stuffer, the dude can push the pocket, too. The Colts made huge strides on D last year, and Lawrence can serve as the anchor up front that’s still missing.
  27. Oakland Raiders – Will Grier (QB, West Virginia): The smart move would likely be trading this pick away for future assets, as the team has already picked twice so far. And even though I think Carr should still get another shot, there have been rumors about the Raiders potentially looking to replace him for a while now – and where there’s smoke there’s usually fire. Grier could honestly be the most underrated player in this draft, overshadowed by guys who might not even be as good. This dude is incredibly accurate and threw over 70 TDs in just 22 career college games. He’s also got moxie and is loved by teammates. Gruden could have a field day with this guy. This is my big surprise pick of the first round.
  28. Los Angeles Chargers – Dalton Risner (OT, Kansas State): Risner is someone who has continued to get more and more press over the past few months. The Chargers can still get some good play out of Russell Okung at left tackle for at least a few more years, so the Second Team All-American could lock down things on the right side. Risner is also great at getting out and blocking at the second level, which will help only further aid stud running back Melvin Gordon. Plus, Philip Rivers ain’t no spring chicken anymore, so the team can’t be lax with it’s protection up front.
  29. Seattle Seahawks – Lonnie Johnson (CB, Kentucky): A big corner who likes to play physical with opponents on the boundary? (Calm yourself, Pete Carroll.) Some might say he’s still raw and this is a bit of a reach. But he was a stud at the Senior Bowl and seems almost tailor-made for Seattle. He could help bring back some of the nastiest in the Northwest we haven’t seen since the heyday of the Legion of Boom.
  30. **TRADE** San Francisco 49ers [via Green Bay] – N’Keal Harry (WR, Arizona State): Nope. Still no D.K. Metcalf. With not many pressing needs for the Pack, they trade down just a couple spots with San Fran, who has been looking to add receiver help for a while. After striking out on a deal for Antonio Brown, the Niners instead grab one of the most productive college receivers in recent memory (over 120 catches since 2017). Jimmy G gets another weapon to pair with stud tight end George Kittle.
  31. Los Angeles Rams – Chris Lindstrom (OL, Boston College): Like Risner, Lindstrom is another guy skyrocketing up draft boards lately. A great athlete, Lindstrom has the ability to handle pass-rushers and kick out from the interior on outside runs. He played both guard and tackle in college, so he could start on the interior immediately and maybe even serve as Andrew Whitworth’s eventual replacement at left tackle. Either way, the Rams get a true gamer.

And FINALLY…

32. New England Patriots – Marquise Brown (WR, Oklahoma): “Hollywood” comes to New England! The Patriots NEED someone like Brown in the worst way, and most of the very top OL and EDGE talent is already off the board. In Brown, the Pats get a truly explosive receiver with elite top-end speed. But he’s not just a one-trick pony, even if he is definitely on the small side (5’9″, 166 pounds). Brown can still serve as a weapon inside the numbers due to his smarts and pinpoint change-of-direction ability, and he can return kicks, too. He’ll fit into the system and give Brady a real PLAYMAKER once again, not just a chain-mover. If he turns out to be even half as good as his cousin, Antonio (yes, that one), then the Pats are getting an absolute steal.

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Marquise “Hollywood” Brown would infuse some serious youth and talent into the Pats’ receiving corps.

So there ya have it! Be sure to let us know what you think in the comments or on Facebook.

Final Predictions On Who the Patriots Will Draft (By Need)

So here we are folks. The eve of the first round of the 2019 NFL Draft. A little more than 24 hours until we begin the selections of 200+ young, hungry players to new teams, additions that will either breathe new lives into those franchises or rip them apart like an affair to a marriage.

But here at El 300s, we care mostly about around 10 of those selections, the ones belonging to the Patriots of House New England**, and I am here today to talk about specifically the first one of those picks. The first round is, obviously, where the perceived best players go. The Pats unfortunately have the last pick (32nd) of that round, owing to the fact that they are very good at professional football. Quite the catch-22. With Tua T. coming out next year, maybe they even tank this year before winning banner number eight, but I digress.

I come to you today as a relapsed draft nerd to make a handful of predictions related to the Pats’ 32nd overall pick in the draft and what they will do with it if they address one of their four major needs: Defensive Tackle, Wide Receiver, Tight End, and some sort of Defensive End/Elephant Backer (from here on out we’ll just label this position EDGE as a lot of sites do now although it seems to be an acronym that stands for nothing and sends my OCD into a tailspin). I am going to eschew things like the Pats trading up down left or right in this one and simply concentrate on the above, grave areas of need. Let’s do it.

Scene: Roger Goodell glides on stage smiling and waving, get’s hit in the face with a brick thrown from the gallery. He is immediately pronounced dead and Chris Slade rushes on stage to read the Pats pick, just in the nick of time…..

Defensive Tackle
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select…
Dexter Lawrence (6’4, 342lbs), DT, Clemson
In Lawrence, the Belichick might finally find the gigantic lane-clogger he’s long since desired post-Vince Wilfork. Like Wilfork, Lawrence is not only powerful at the point of attack, but sneaky-nimble and athletic. Most years I am not sure Lawrence would last, but with the league getting more and more pass happy and at least three DTs (Wilkins, Williams, Oliver) slated to go above him, the Pats could get their man.

Wide Receiver
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, The New England Patriots select…
AJ Brown (6’0. 226lbs), WR, Ole Miss
Like a lot of years, it is going to be a crap shoot in terms of what receiver is taken when. D.K Metcalf will be the first off the board because he lifts a lot and runs fast so who cares about anything else (don’t hate him, just the ignorance in loving him to death is unparalleled). After that who knows, honest to God. With all of that said, here is to hoping AJ Brown is still around. He has a thick frame and can get down the feel better than a lot of people think he can. It’s been a badly kept secret for years that Belichick loves Anquan Boldin, and although not tough as Q, seemingly, YET, with his build Brown could be a successor to the Man From Miami.

EDGE
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, The New England Patriots select…
Brian Burns (6’5, 249lbs), DE/OLB, Florida State; Zach Allen (6’4 280 lbs), DE, BC
This is the one and only position I am going to put down two names for. It is also, not coincidentally one of the more fluid positions on the Pats’ D. As I’ve said before, we are blessed with a team that runs its D by what personnel it has, not vice versa. So this pick depends on the Pats looking at what they current have and laying an egg on what they want to do. Burns, size and skillset-wise, is like a wealthy, aristocratic man’s John Simon. From day 1 the team could send him off the edge on passing downs, either from a three-point stance or from a 3-4 LB type positioning. Eventually, with his 4.53 speed, there’s a chance he can learn to cover backs in the flats and what not. Maybe. It’s important to lastly note Burns is the kind of guy who could shoot up draft boards and go Top-15 by Thursday. Zach Allen’s game, on the other hand, is a lot like Trey Flowers. He could immediately cause problems off the end and probably could be popped in the middle a la Flowers on passing downs. Another nifty thing about the former Eagle, and we know Belichick loves nifty things, is he has a knack for swatting passes as well.

Tight End
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, The New England Patriots select…
Jace Sternberger (6’4, 250lbs), Tight End, Texas Agricultural & Mining
This probably appears to be a reach, I know, but the Pats are not as reach-averse as legend has it (Dominique Easley, Isaiah Wynn). But would this even be a reach? Allow yourself a quick history lesson….

Twice in American history, most notably right after WWI, there occurred something called the “Red Scare”. Basically society saw Russia, and more to the point, communism, as some sort of boogeyman and so we all started calling each other communists and locking everyone up. Legit if you shared something and got caught you’d go to jail. My whole kindergarten class minus that asshole Kevin would be in the clink.

My point is this: I could see one of the two Iowa TEs getting picked high and teams suddenly FREAKING OUT that they’d lose out on the remaining Iowa TE or Irv Smith Jr., resulting in all three going a little higher than expected, say 9, 12, 18. That gives 13 picks where teams try not to freak out about their TE need as well, knowing there are guys like Caleb Wilson and Kahale Warring out there, allowing the Pats to land Sternberger. He has good size and length and runs really fluid routes. Most importantly, to our blood pressure and to Coach Belichick, he has excellent hands. He won’t be the blocker Gronk was, right now, but hell maybe with a few more pounds of muscle and a couple of 1-on-1s with Scarnecchia and who knows.

So that wraps it up folks. I have a bagel with my name on it. In my opinion this is one of the most important drafts for the Pats in awhile as they need depth in a number of key areas to continue contending. Buckle up.

P.S – They’re just gonna trade back 6 times and we’re going to have 12 5th round picks in 2023.

**This is how I’ll be naming things for four more weeks.

-Joey B

Hunter Renfrow is Seeking to Fulfill His Own Prophecy of Playing for the Patriots

The NFL Draft is this Thursday and I’ve heard through the grape vine that we may be seeing some quality Draft #content from our guy Mattes so stay on the lookout for that. Him and Joey B are the draft nerds though. I enjoy college football, but aside from the top skill position players I can’t really get into where the DT from FSU is ranked.

I do love to cherry pick draft stories though, like the one where Hunter Renfrow is basically calling his own shot. Hunter Renfrow AKA The Three Eyed Raven had a dream where he got drafted by the Patriots. Renfrow is an undersized, under recruited slot receiver who became a team captain so you just KNOW the Pats are going to take him at some point. Apparently Hunter knows that too as he’s seen here signing his potential future Patriots jersey. Maybe he’s taking a page out of the Lavar Ball playbook? Just speak it into existence. Keep an eye on this kid, he may be the next guy to take the Patriots slot receiver torch once Julian Edelman is ready to move on.

Gronk Dented the Lombardi Trophy After BUNTING With It Before the Red Sox Ring Ceremony

I knew I spotted a dent in this thing during the Red Sox ring ceremony! I was snapping screenshots left and right while secretly watching and live tweeting the World Series celebration from work so I completely forgot to tweet out the above pic. Like how the hell could this have happened already? Well the story has literally just come out courtesy of the Patriots Twitter feed. Apparently Gronk dented the Lombardi Trophy by BUNTING with it.

Legit can’t make this up. If you wrote a screenplay about the 2018 Patriots and ended it with Rob Gronkowski denting the Lombardi Trophy at Fenway by bunting with it they’d say it sounded too fake.

Oh that? That was already there.

Goddamn I’m gonna miss this guy.

Former Chargers GM Says Trading Eli Manning Was the Highlight of His Career. Respect the Spite

Yahoo – In 2004, the New York Giants and the Los Angeles Chargers made a trade that would forever change the course of both franchises. Moments after the Chargers selected Eli Manning with the first pick in the NFL draft, the team traded him to the Giants for Philip Rivers…

“[The trade] was the most satisfying moment for me in my career and I really mean that. I would say that if I was ever fortunate to win a Super Bowl, I’m sure it would’ve trumped that, but I don’t know that. I gotta tell you there was a lot of highs and lows in the business, but that moment was the greatest high for me as an executive for an organization.”

As Smith explains, the deal netted the Chargers with enough draft picks to select Shawne Merriman and kicker Nate Kaeding. Both guys played big roles in the team’s success from 2004 to 2009. More importantly, though, Smith was happy he took some of the power away from Manning and his agent, Tom Condon.

“When I heard emphatically from Tom Condon and Archie Manning ‘don’t take us,’ that hit me — call me a traditionalist — it hit me the wrong way,” Smith said. “I decided I was not going to play this game with them and I flipped it, in my view, to an unknown where they didn’t know what I’m going to do or how this is going to unfold — they really didn’t.”

I hated the Chargers growing up. Hated them. Shawne Merriman was an arrogant dickhead who could dish it but couldn’t take it when the Pats did his Lights Out dance in San Diego after an upset. LaDanian Tomlinson was the greatest runningback I’ve ever seen, but all he did was complain about how “classy” the Patriots were. All while sitting on the sidelines in his Darth Vader outfit while Philip Rivers played on a torn ACL. So aside from the Peyton Manning Colts and the Rex Ryan Jets the mid 2000s Chargers were my most hated football team.

BUT, I now LOVE AJ Smith. The architect of one of the most hated teams of my youth is an A+ grudge holder and I have to respect the spite. Oh whats that Eli, you don’t want me to draft you No. 1 overall in the NFL? In fact you won’t even play for my team if I do draft you? Well fuck you because now I’m doing it.

AJ Smith wasn’t going to let some rich kid and the Manning Mafia tell him how to do his job. I bet he would have ate the draft pick and let Manning sit the year out if he didn’t get the trade offer he wanted. Just spite that whole family because you ain’t John Elway, kid.

Now obviously this trade was the rare trade that worked out swimmingly for both sides. The Chargers got Philip Rivers and a boatload of picks that turned into franchise cornerstones and the Giants got Eli and 2 Super Bowls (kill me) out of it. Big Z made the point that the Giants might actually have won more Super Bowls with Rivers under center because aside from two month long hot streaks by Eli Manning, Rivers is clearly the better player. Rivers has a better career Completion %, more TDs, 60+ less INTs, and a better QB Rating.

I’d still rather have two SB rings, but I respect the shit out of AJ Smith for deriving so much pleasure out of something so small. An early candidate for The 300s 2019 Hater of the Year.

Rapid Reaction to the Patriots 2019 Regular Season Schedule

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Even though the 2019 NFL regular-season schedule wasn’t supposed to be “officially” released until Wednesday night at 8 p.m., The Athletic was already able to get the skinny on the Pats’ upcoming slate of games earlier this morning.

And, of course, in today’s world of “I SAID IT FIRST” journalism, you know they wasted no time in leaking it to the masses:

Rapid reaction:

For starters, the beginning of the season should be an absolute cakewalk. Sure, the Steelers are a tough(ish) team to start off with. But losing Antonio Brown definitely doesn’t make them better than they were last year, and so far they haven’t really made waves with any noteworthy offseason moves. Plus, the game will be in Foxborough; Brady & Co. ain’t losing at home in a season-opener coming off a Super Bowl victory. So, that’s 1-0 so far.

Then there’s three straight against the dregs of the AFC East, immediately followed up by meetings with Washington, the Giants, and then the Jets. Honestly, a 7-0 start is entirely possible and should not come as a surprise to anyone. (*He said while knocking heavily on his desk.*)

However, after that, shit gets REAL.

Starting with a bout at home against Cleveland in Week 8 (yeah, if you haven’t heard, the Browns are going to be legit this season), the Pats are going to get hit with an absolutely brutal mid-season test. Even though they get a bye in Week 10, starting in Week 9 they have to square off against five-straight playoff squads from last season, with three of those contests being on the road. And to make matters worse, each of those squads look even better than they did last year (with the exception of Houston, who has done zilch to improve themselves so far this offseason). Seriously, Weeks 8-14 are going to a slogggg.

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Baker will make his Foxborough debut just a few days before Halloween this year. CANNOT wait for that one.

But then the season ends with three cupcakes, starting with Cincy in Week 15 and then finishing against Buffalo and Miami, respectively. (Also, I LOVE mid-season bye weeks. The Pats always seem to get them, and they’re usually a much-needed reprieve midway through the year. I was very happy to see that.)

So, in all, only about a third of the teams on this year’s schedule give me cause for concern, meaning that an 11- or 12-win season – at the absolute minimum – is a more than safe assumption to make.

Does that make me sound like a cocky, arrogant, spoiled Patriots toadie? Maybe. Do I understand why the rest of the nation hates us so? Absolutely. Can a lot still happen this offseason in terms of roster moves, or could a significant injury occur which changes my whole outlook? Potentially.

But am I still 100% percent confident in my prediction? WITHOUT…A…DOUBT. Mark the Pats down for another trip the playoffs and a run at title No. 7. You heard it here first.

D’Qwell Jackson Hilariously Asks Tom Brady to Help Him Get His F-ing Football Back

“Here’s the fucked up part. I never got my ball back. The NFL said it was deflated. Then Bill Belichick and Bill Nye the Science Guy had a pissing contest over PSI levels…Roger Goodell probably has my fucking football on his damn mantle.”

Update: D’Qwell Jackson has responded and is now a friend of The 300s.

Bravo, D’Qwell, bravo. Heres a guy that became an unwilling footnote in the whole Deflategate saga. The NFL initially tried to make him the fall guy, but D’Qwell immediately denied having any part in snitching about allegedly deflated footballs. This video only confirms that in my mind as he comes off as a sneaky funny guy who just wants his fucking football back. As he has done to so many others, Roger Goodell swooped down and took something that wasn’t his. D’Qwell just wants a keepsake from a huge play he made in a huge game that his team otherwise got their doors blown off in. Let the man have that, Roger.

The Absolute Implosion of Aaron Rodgers and the Packers Just Reinforces How Rock Solid the Patriots Have Been

Jesus, Aaron! Maybe just turn the other cheek? While he’s probably not wrong, he has absolutely zero to gain by sniping the “mostly irrelevant, bitter players.” It’s a lose lose situation because he just comes off looking like a dickhead. This all stems from the recent Bleacher Report article that absolutely smoked Rodgers and Mike McCarthy and the fault that each deserves for the Packers coming up short over the years.

It must be infuriating as a player because you really can’t win, but look no further than one Tom Brady for a playbook on how to handle “smear attacks” and media hit pieces. The most incendiary things he’s said in the past 5 years came from *leaked* emails such as him shitting on Peyton Manning’s longevity as well as his hatred of ill prepared pool cover companies.

Tom Brady also had the gall to politely tell WEEI to go fist themselves after someone called his daughter a pissant on the air. That was after ESPN dropped article after article on the crumbling Patriots dynasty including Seth Wickersham writing 20,000 word pieces on how bad the infighting and the drama had gotten within the Patriots organization. All they’ve done since was go out and win 2 out of 3 Super Bowls.

So my advice to Aaron Rodgers? Be more like Tom Brady.

Imagine Paying That Much for Russell Freaking Wilson?

ESPNThe Seattle Seahawks and Russell Wilson have reached agreement on a four-year, $140 million extension that includes a $65 million signing bonus and makes the quarterback the highest-paid player in the NFL, a source told ESPN’s Adam Schefter on Tuesday morning.

I heard this today and just laughed. Honestly just laughed. Making Russell Wilson the highest paid quarterback in NFL history is maybe the dumbest decision a professional sports franchise has ever made? Why? Because he is not the best quarterback of all time, or even of HIS time.

Over the last four years, the Seahawks have never had a record higher than 10-6, have lost in the divisional round of the playoffs once, and FAILED TO MAKE THEM once. I know, I know, this isn’t all on the quarterback, but it sort of kind of is right? A good QB is supposed to be able to position any team to win. Look at some of the garbage D’s Brady has carried. Rodgers and Brees have consistently succeeded without a slew of All-Pros on the other side of the ball from them. And it isn’t like the Seahawks didn’t try and give Wilson the weapons as well. He and Jimmy Graham couldn’t have connected playing fuckin catch in the backyard, let alone in a pro football game.

The bottom line is that other than honey moon period with Pete Carroll in 13′ and 14′ Wilson has not proven himself to be able to get it done when it matters. He actually finished outside the Top-10 in Total QBR this year. I HATE modern stats because I think they tell crooked stories, but QBR is one I rely on to say whether or a guy actually executes vs padding his stats with a couple deep balls.

So congrats to the Seahawks and their 12th Man squad. You just gave NBA money to a guy who doesn’t really get it done. But hey on the bright side pro athletes tend to play better after they are given outrageous deals.

-Joey B.