Joey B’s Daily Reminder That Life Is Meaningless: Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Are Getting Divorced

Yahoo – Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum are separating after nearly nine years of marriage…..The former couple announced the split in a joint statement exclusive to PEOPLE….

First let us address the obvious and allow me to answer your first question. No, about 99% of the time, I do not give a FUCK about celebrities, their lives, or really anything about other than the entertainment they provide me. Yes, I’m a pop culture dork. I love movies and music and TV and will discuss all of it relentlessly. But the people involved in it? What they eat and where they shop and who they’re fuckin? Ya don’t care.

But this is different. This is my generation’s lovable moron who scored a drop dead gorgeous, seemingly down to earth chick who SEEMED perfectly fine with the fact he was a drunken, incognizant r-word. Well joke is on us, because women like that don’t exist and men of his making don’t keep them around.

Like Ferguson – Nurmagomedov, their match was not meant to be.

Life is meaningless.

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About Joey Ballgame

I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. Views from the 617. Primarily MMA and pop culture takes from down in the rabbit hole. Sports straight out of left field.
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