I pray for Markelle ’cause they fucked up his shot,Just want you to know that you got itThough I never met you, I know that you specialAnd that the Lord blessed you, […]
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The Process Ends Today
Well, ladies and gentlemen, today is the today The Process finally ends, and how sweet it is to be the team that does it. The Sixers were always going to have a […]
We’ve Got Bruins AND Celtics Playoff Games Tonight!
I won’t lie, living in semi-quarantine for the past 5-6 months has been a mixed bag of misery for all of us so night’s live this take on even more significance than […]
The Gamblers Guide to Betting on the Celtics and the Atlantic Division This Year
So we’re two weeks into the 2019-20 NBA season and the Celtics are a solid 4-1 with wins over the Knicks (twice), the Raptors, and an incredible comeback win over the Bucks. […]
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Didn’t Tamper With Every Young Player in the NBA
ESPN – Philadelphia 76ers general manager Elton Brand called Los Angeles Lakers president of basketball operations Magic Johnson on Monday afternoon to apologize for insinuating in a radio interview that the Lakers […]
I Would Watch a Bill Belichick Joel Embiid Buddy Cop Movie 100 Times
Bill’s girlfriend Linda Holliday is the best thing to ever happen to curious Patriots fans as she provides an inside look into Belichick’s life that we never got before. Whether it’s her […]
Jimmy Butler is an Excellent Player, But I Fully Expect the 76ers to Implode
Full disclosure, at one point I wanted Jimmy Butler on the Celtics. Granted that was PT (Pre-Tatum), but I did want the player at one point. So much of success in the […]
Celtics Have a 2 Percent Chance of Getting the Number 2 or 3 Overall Pick at the NBA Draft Lottery Tonight
Lost in all the excitement of this unexpectedly deep playoff run for the Celtics is the fact that they are still sitting on yet another potential goldmine. The Celtics have an outside […]
Celtics Unable to Complete the Sweep of Sixers (and the Refs)
The Celtics missed an opportunity to put the Sixers away and end the series last night on a clean 4-0 sweep as they fell 102-93 to Philadelphia. While some serious home cooking […]
Vegas Underdog Celtics Go for the Sweep Tonight Against Vegas Favorite Sixers
The Celtics have been underdogs in each of the first 3 games against Philly this series and are now up 3-0 and on the brink of a sweep. Massholes everywhere are putting […]
