*Me speaking to my grandchildren in 2060*: You know everybody, there was a time, believe it or not, when it was perfectly acceptable to sit in your living room BY YOURSELF and […]
2020 In Review – Part III: We’re All Cam Girls Now
COVID Vaccine Getting the NBA on ESPN Intro Treatment is the Funniest Video You’ll See All Day
they put the NBA on ESPN theme over the vaccine’s entrance, I really love the internet sometimes pic.twitter.com/QxIWvP5BQr — Moh (@LessIsMoh) December 15, 2020 NBA on ESPN: “And up next, we got […]
The Patriots Are Dropping Like Flies as FIVE Players Have Now Opted Out of the Season Due to COVID
Patriots’ three-time Super-Bowl champion and Pro-Bowl ILB Dont’a Hightower is opting out of the 2020 season, league sources tell ESPN. Hightower is scheduled to make $8 million in base salary. He had […]
The Boston Marathon Has Officially Been Cancelled
#BREAKING: The Boston Marathon, which was postponed to Sept. 14 due to coronavirus, has been canceled, Mayor Walsh announces. https://t.co/XOUAjepMnG — The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) May 28, 2020 The Boston Marathon has […]
Dolphins Announce Plan for Fans to Attend Games Amidst COVID-19 and Social Distancing Concerns
Yahoo – Hard Rock Stadium can hold around 65,000 fans, but Garfinkel said it might be closer to a 15,000-fan maximum this season to adjust to social distancing and to keep everyone […]
Am I the Only One Physically Falling Apart From All This Inactivity?
Since you can only do so many sit ups in your living room, the at-home workouts have fallen off precipitously. Meaning the majority of my exercise comes from walking the dog or […]
Quarantine Classic Game Re-Watch: Aaron F. Boone Game (2003 ALCS Game 7)
Quarantining for weeks on end to help slow the spread of a global pandemic does not offer too many unique benefits. Especially in a time without the normalcy of the sports world […]
Today Should Have Been Red Sox Opening Day
In a serious case of you don’t know what you have until it’s gone, today should have been Opening Day for the Red Sox. The team we’ve all ripped to shreds over […]
The Masters Has Been Postponed. We Officially Have Nothing to Watch Anymore
Breaking: The Masters, golf's first major tournament of the year, has been postponed due to coronavirus concerns. pic.twitter.com/DbxA9oaSfO — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 13, 2020 The Roni strikes again. This now makes the […]
Life Imitates Art as the NBA Suspends the Season, Just Like That Time in Space Jam
Mark Cuban said this like a movie. It was literally a scene in Space Jam. pic.twitter.com/vNrUvDqrWO — John Elizondo (@johndelizondo) March 12, 2020 Just like in the 1996 classic Space Jam, the […]
The 300s 