Category Archives: Celtics

BREAKING: Anthony Davis Wants Out of New Orleans

After years of dreaming, wishing, and hoping that NBA superstar Anthony Davis would eventually make his way up to Boston, we got a major WOJ BOMB regarding the Pelicans’ All-World forward early Monday morning: Agent Rich Paul has notified the … Continue reading

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Missed Chances Kill Celtics in Heartbreaking Loss to Golden State

Never in my life have I seen a team blow so many chances and do everything they could not to win a game as I saw in the Celtics’ 115-111 loss to the Golden State Warriors on Saturday night. Yes, … Continue reading

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What the Hell Does LeBron Think He’s Doing Sending My Man Videos?

LeBron was on his IG stories singing some Fetty Wap song about lost love and tagging my man Kyrie Irving. Just look at these lyrics: I know you’re with him now but soon you will be mine If I could … Continue reading

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Ranking Boston’s 11 Championships This Century

11 rings in this century alone. Which one was the sweetest? pic.twitter.com/kUVtO87Z22 — Tucker Boynton (@Tucker_TnL) January 24, 2019 It’s only lunchtime, but I’m going to call it early and say that this is the best tweet of the day. … Continue reading

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REAL TALK: OK, So Maybe the Celtics Aren’t Fine

No, but really: What the hell is going on with this Celtics team? For team that was supposed to dominate the East this season, it’s really disappointing to see them sitting fifth in the conference at 26-18, a measly eight … Continue reading

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The Time Lord Returns and Celtics Win Third Straight

After being out the past six games with a groin injury, the Celts’ beloved rookie did not make much too much noise in his return the court against the Brooklyn Nets on Monday night, finishing with just two points in … Continue reading

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Time Lord Robert Williams Doesn’t Know What Day It is Because Time is Just a Social Construct

Yahoo –  Boston Celtics rookie Robert Williams, sidelined the past five games with a groin injury, offered a refreshingly honest admission about the early days of NBA life. “This might sound funny but I literally don’t know the days of … Continue reading

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