#RushHourRap – Drake – Draft Day

Draft day, Johnny Manziel
Five years later, how am I the man still?
Draft day, A. Wiggins
Fuck that other side, bitch we stay winnin’
Aw man, you know I had to do it for you
You know I had to do it for you
Yeah, suits and ties yelling out, “Pay the guys”

It’s NFL Draft Day baby so what other song could I possibly have gone with today? A little Throwback Thursday Drizzy to go with your morning coffee.

Who Lives and Dies On Game of Thrones? Predictions for The Battle of Winterfell

Blogger’s Note: This probably containers spoliers/implied knowledge of things that happened through S8E2 of “Game Of Thrones”. So, if you have not caught up or just generally don’t like reading predictions I’d stop here. I will say I did my best to avoid using anyone else’s prediction or outside knowledge (the books, interviews with show execs) of the show.

As I start writing this it dawned on me that it is kind of ironic that this fight is now happening, as Jon Snow has been to an almost annoying degree shouting from the rooftops it would, before the battle for the Seven Kingdoms. We spent so much time caring about the deft political maneuvering and violent means to political ends in this show we almost forgot about the army of the dead.  As a matter of fact, we were so consumed with what the final outcome of the war for control of the realm, we probably did forget at times.

But here we are. The battle of Man vs. The Dead. Good Vs. Evil. And things don’t look so great, as we knew they didn’t. To reference a hero from a different classic of the fantasy genre, much like Harry Potter knew for a long time he had to die to kill Voldemort, we’ve known for awhile that many of the characters we’ve come to love would die in the war against the dead. It’s just how it was to be.

This is “Game Of Thrones” though. Predicting who is going to die when and why and how has always been about as easy as predicting which way a chicken will run after its head gets chopped off. I think we’ve learned a little though – there have been nuances, signs, and lines we’ve been trained to pick up on. For some audience members, there have been gut feelings they’ve been trained to either carefully listen to or harshly ignore.

Without any further fanfare, here are my predictions for the fate of many of our favorite characters. I’ve organized them into the following categories of post-Battle Of Winterfell status:

Definitely Dead
Probably Dead
I Have No Fucking Idea
Probably Alive
Definitely Alive

Now I know a philosopher would question the difference between the two “probably” categories”, but the difference is easy: I have an inkling either way. A feeling. Something deep down that is telling me either that that character is as good as dead or has a few more breaths to take.

 

Definitely Dead

Jamie Lannister – The show’s incestual first true villain gets to die a hero. I mean, he has one hand that he still can’t fight for shit with. This will probably play into Cersei saying the baby is Euron’s.

Theon Greyjoy – Like Jamie, Theon finds his redemption in death. Out in the woods guarding Bran, Theon’s newfound bravery will allow him to go out on his shield. One of the more complicated legacies the show leaves behind.

Edd – Other than Samwell Tarly, Edd is Jon Snow’s last remaining Night’s Watch brother who is given any recognition/a speaking part. It sucks he survived the attack on Castle Black for this but I don’t see him going any further.

Beric Dondarrion – With his last life used up thanks to Thoros of Myr dying, it’s curtains for Beric. Him and his flaming sword will give it a ride and it will unfortunately run out of gas,

Bran – Soooo this is an odd one because can Bran reallllyyyy die? Is he totally a mortal? He’s kind of half-man hald-Giver who answers questions likes he’s a teenager on mushrooms being questioned by a cop. So idk if “dies” if quite the word but Bran’s shit is getting fucked up.


Probably Dead

Ser Davos Seaworth – He’s notably noted that he’s notably bad at fighting 100 times. There is also just not much use left in the plot for the Onion Knight. The only reason I didn’t sail Davis past the “probably” and “definitely” section and straight to “I’m flying to Winterfell and killing him myself to put him out of his misery” is because the show has inexplicably kept him alive this long.

Sansa Stark – I just can’t see the showrunners deciding to throw this party and not give us one true, blue heartbreak. Sansa would be a huge one. The whole “the dead are coming but you’ll be totally safe hiding amongst a bunch of dead people” thing doesn’t help her chances. I could say the same for a few more but I have a feeling about Sansa.

Jorah Mormont – Another tough pill to swallow. Is cured of the incurable just to die this way. In an odd sense, his death is similar to Jamie/Theon in that he has definitely redeemed himself by giving his life, but IMO he’s redeemed by now anyway.


I Have No Fucking Idea

Arya – Arya’s whole storyline, if you think about it, does little for the plot. However for some reason I think the show keeps her and her still lengthy list in play for reasons I’ll get to later.

Tormund – Like Davos, there aren’t a ton of reasons they’ve kept him around this long except for comic relief. I could see this going either way, especially, like Arya, if another key character makes it. More on that later.

Varys – Yo where is he?

Ser Brienne Of Tarth – This one I’m the most unsure of in this category (not overall….). The amount of times she’s pledged her life to the Stark girls makes me think she bites it, but the fact that I’m not sure both/either/or die makes me wonder.

Tyrion – The loss of Tyrion would absolutely fucking suck. He has been the breakout character of the whole show. But in terms of those heartbreakers I mentioned before, this is another one I’m not convinced they don’t have up their sleeves. He also made a cryptic to comment to Jorah and I thinnnnnk Greyworm(?) about taking his job soon? At the same time, I thinkhis wit just might be too important to kill off.

Probably Alive

Jon Snow – It would seem unlikely that they’d kill him right after revealing his lineage, but in the past this show has taken “unlikely”, popped a few viagra into it, and fucked us with it. He could also play into the same reasons as Arya and Tormund that I mentioned I’ll get into later. I’m just not ruling Jon dying out completely.

The Hound – This is nothing but pure instinct. As I write this I now see him getting ripped to shreds a la Hodor but I’m sticking with my gut. They’ve kept him alive, time after time, for a reason and unlike poor Davos he can actually fight.

Samwell Tarly – Another gut pick but I think Sam serves one more purpose at some point, using his knowledge and bookishness.

Greyworm – Between Jorah and Greyworm, I feel like one has to live, for reasons below. I’ll go with Greyworm. I’m saying it now I’m least sure of this pick out of all of them.


Definitely Alive

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons – Here’s the thing folks. This is episode three. There are six episodes total. EVEN IF this battle carries into episode four there are two + episodes left for a showdown with Cersei Lannister. So Man, as in Mankind….kind of has to win? Unless there is a complete and utter curveball where the dead wipe out the North and the rest of the show is White Walkers vs. Cersei? Anddd let me tell you the spinoff “Cersei” would be about as interesting and would work about as well as “Joey”. This directly relates to Jon, Arya, and Tormund and whether or not they live or die, as I alluded to above. If indeed mankind triumphs, why not keep Arya in the mix and try and cross a couple more names off her list when she makes it down south? Why not let the lovers/Aunt and Nephew go together? If Jon is still around he’ll need the Wildling army and to have that he needs Tormund’s influence. The fates of all those folks are intertwined.

That was emotional, I’m not going to lie. I have a buddy who is an actuary and I kind of feel like him right now. Hedging whether or not folks bite the bullet or not. But this is “Game Of Thrones”. This is what we signed up for. Valar Morghulis.

-Joey B.

 

The 300s 2019 NFL Mock Draft (Full First Round)

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Joey B already hit everyone with an excellent Patriots-specific mock draft piece earlier today. Now, ya boy Mattes is here to flesh out predictions for the rest of the first round for all my fellow draftniks out there.

Yes, it’s definitely a long one, but as someone who spends hours on end scouring draft reports and all the incessant rumors this time of year, I promise this isn’t all based on simple guesses. (Yeah, it’s a little much, but I eat this stuff up and this is who I am. Wanna fight about it?)

Of course I’ll miss on many of them; what mock draft doesn’t? But at least mine isn’t afraid to make real predictions about scenarios and trades that others won’t (example: I don’t have NFL Combine hero D.K. Metcalf going at all on Day 1).

A little over 24 hours until we see how everything shakes out for sure! But for now, I present you with the always highly anticipated annual Mattes Mock Draft:

  1. Arizona Cardinals – Kyler Murray (QB, Oklahoma): Look, I’m not going to get too cute here. For a while, it was a foregone conclusion that the reigning Heisman winner would end up in the desert. But, as always, there are “rumors” that half the league is ready to offer their franchise in order to trade up to grab him. Not gonna happen. New head coach Kliff Kingsbury is an offensive mastermind, and after the Steve Wilks experiment failed miserably last year, the Cards aren’t going to stand in the way of letting Kingsbury run the ship however he wants. Kingsbury is IN LOVE with Murray. He’ll get his man, and Josh Rosen will get shipped somewhere else by Saturday afternoon.
  2. San Francisco 49ers – Nick Bosa (DE, Ohio State): Before suffering a core injury in the third game of the season last year, Bosa was unanimously regarded as the No. 1 prospect in this draft. Not only did he dominate in two-and-a-quarter seasons in Columbus, but a lot of people think he could be even better than his brother Joey, who is already a Pro Bowl defensive stud for the L.A. Chargers. Niners GM John Lynch also hasn’t been too shy about his interest in Bosa, even after going out and trading for Dee Ford this offseason. Bosa and Ford could form a pretty lethal pass-rushing force for years to come.
  3. **TRADE** Miami Dolphins [via New York Jets] – Dwayne Haskins (QB, Ohio State): The Jets have been doing everything in their power to move this pick, which is why they might actually make this type of trade with a division rival. After trading up to get Sam Darnold last year, they’ll be able to recoup some future capital from a Dolphins team which has eight picks in the first five rounds in 2020. (I know there’s a lot out there saying that Washington wants Haskins, too, but they just don’t have what the Dolphins have to offer.) And with the amount of pass-rushing talent available in this year’s class, the Jets won’t mind waiting 10 more picks to select one. The Dolphins get a true franchise signal-caller in Haskins, who completed 70% of his passes and tossed 50 TDs across 4,800-plus yards last season. He’s the best pure pocket-passer of any of this year’s prospects, a style which will fit perfectly with new coordinator Chad O’Shea’s offense. He’ll start off behind the recently signed Ryan Fitzpatrick at first, but the Dolphins will finally have their man.
  4. Oakland Raiders – Ed Oliver (DL, Houston): Like Bosa, Oliver was another guy who was getting hit with “No. 1 overall” chatter as late as this past fall, before he was only able to play in eight games last season due to injury. But the man still earned his third-straight First Team All-American honor, compiling 13.5 sacks and a ridiculous 53 tackles for a loss across just 32 collegiate games. He also did it primarily from the inside as a D-tackle, although he’s still quick, explosive, and versatile enough to play on the edge as well. Jon Gruden gets his defensive anchor with this pick.
  5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Devin White (LB, LSU): I LOVE this pick for the Bucs. Most people would think that with an offensive guru like Bruce Arians now leading the way, the team will have to make a pick on that side of the ball. But they’re already loaded on O, and their defense was just terrible in 2018. White is a former running back who ran a blazing 4.42-second 40 at the Combine, and even the Tampa Bay Times thinks it’s a done deal if he’s still sitting at No. 5. He would provide a true sideline-to-sideline talent who would pair up nicely with Lavonte David.
  6. New York Giants – Quinnen Williams (DT, Alabama): The Giants cannot at all be upset with this one. While some are expecting a big move of some sorts, let’s not forget they already just traded away arguably the game’s most dynamic receiver for another first-rounder in an effort to address the various holes throughout the roster. They can’t get too cute and try to make a big splash. They HAVE to hit with their picks. So here they get a guy in Williams whom many feel could go No. 1 overall after being a dominant force down in Mobile over the past two seasons. He’ll be the leader of their defensive front for the next decade or more.
  7. Jacksonville Jaguars – T.J. Hockenson (TE, Iowa): With each passing year, more and more teams seem to be catching on to how important the tight end position is. New Jags signal-caller Nick Foles, who benefited immensely from playing with Zach Ertz in Philly over the past couple seasons, won’t argue with that sentiment one bit. In a draft unusually loaded at the position, Hockenson is the best of the bunch due to his combination of pass-catching ability and solid blocking. Especially for a team with an unproven receiving corps and one which also wants to re-establish a dominant ground game, the former Hawkeye is almost too perfect of a match.
  8. **TRADE** Denver Broncos [via Detroit Lions] – Drew Lock (QB, Missouri): Although it may not seem necessary or logical to move up two measly spots to get a QB who definitely won’t be taken by either of the teams currently slated to pick at No. 8 and No. 9, it’s still an absolute must for Elway. Apparently, he loves Lock…but so don’t a lot of others. (I’m looking at you, Washington.) I mean, who wouldn’t love a rocket-armed, athletic four-year starter who’s drawn comparisons to Pat Mahomes? The Broncos pounce here in order to not let their guy slip away, and Joe Flacco will ultimately lose his job to a rookie for a second straight season.
  9. Buffalo Bills – Jawaan Taylor (OT, Florida): Josh Allen is the future of this team, and the Bills need to do everything they can to protect him for the long term. Though Taylor projects as more of a right tackle at the pro level, he’s widely regarded as the best O-lineman in the class. Known as an elite run-blocking monster, Taylor is still quick enough to handle most rushers at the pro level, especially on the right side. A lot of people are mocking a lineman on the other side of the ball to the Bills here, but again there’s plenty of D-line talent throughout the entire draft that the Bills can snag later.
  10. **TRADE** Washington [via Detroit Lions] – Daniel Jones (QB, Duke): A lot of people seem to think Washington is a lock to trade for Rosen if Murray goes No. 1. But this is Daniel Snyder after all, who will instead want to get the shinier, newer toy in Jones. The former Blue Devil is a lot like Rosen in terms of football I.Q., but he also possesses some underrated mobility that Rosen just doesn’t have. In today’s NFL, QBs who can also use their legs are kind of “in” at the moment, and Washington might actually be getting the steal of the draft here if he hits on his full potential. Plus, he can sit behind Case Keenum for a year and really soak in the playbook before being thrown into the fire.
  11. Cincinnati Bengals – Josh Allen (DE/LB, Kentucky): The slide finally ends for a guy who many out there have as a locked-in, top-five pick. Allen burst onto the scene as a First Team All-American last year with 17 sacks, after compiling a total of just 14 in his two prior seasons. Long and svelte (6’4″, 230 pounds), he has the potential to be an Aldon Smith-esque defender on the outside, who will terrorize opposing QBs for years. Yet he is not adept at setting the edge against the run (hence the drop). Still, this guy’s ceiling is pretty high, and the Bengals need some serious help in the pass-rushing department.
  12. Green Bay Packers – Rashan Gary (DL, Michigan): The Packers could go in a lot of directions this year with two first-round picks. Many will expect them to beef up the offense, especially with Matt LaFleur now at the helm. But Aaron Rodgers – especially a healthy one – will be just fine with the weapons already in tow, and the Packers D is just a couple pieces away from being really good again. Apparently, some teams are “concerned” about Gary’s shoulder, but I still think the Pack take a gamble on his talent here.
  13. New York Jets [via Miami Dolphins] – Brian Burns (DE, Florida State): The Jets still get the pass-rushing help they need – and then some. Just look at these numbers from Burns’s three years in college (for one of which he wasn’t even a starter): 24 sacks; 39.5 tackles for a loss; seven forced fumbles; seven pass breakups; three blocked kicks; and two fumble recoveries. OH, and he ran a 4.5-second 40 at the Combine. Way to go, Maccagnan. You actually nailed it this year.
  14. Atlanta Falcons – Clelin Ferrell (DE, Clemson): I could see Atlanta maybe reaching for a corner here, but the remaining pass-rushing talent is probably still much better at this point. A starter at one the nation’s top schools for the past three years, Ferrell is as consistent and reliable as they come, with 27 sacks, 50.5 tackles for a loss, 166 total tackles, and two national titles to prove it.
  15. Detroit Lions [via Washington] – Byron Murphy (CB, Washington): Somewhere, a proud Bill Belichick weeps… Matt Patricia is able to trade down twice, ultimately dropping only seven spots, while at the same time acquiring a bunch of capital AND still landing the top corner in the draft. That’s a freakin’ haul. Pairing a guy like Murphy, a true ballhawker (and no, I’m not just using draft buzzwords), with a shutdown corner like Darius Slay and new slot man Justin Coleman could give the Lions a pretty solid secondary for the first time in like ever.
  16. Carolina Panthers – Jonah Williams (OT, Oklahoma): While selecting the last of the top edge talent on D could make sense, Williams is too good to pass up here. A three-year starter at Bama, Williams has drawn comparisons to the great Joe Thomas due to his intelligence, flawless technique, and relentless work ethic. Even though they re-signed Daryl Williams, it was only for one year. And while Taylor Moton played well last season, the Panthers still need to upgrade the position if they want Cam Newton to last in this league.
  17. New York Giants – Montez Sweat (DE, Mississippi State): The top-four QBs are all gone, and the offensive line is still a need. But instead the team will take a guy who not only produced huge numbers in the SEC but also blew away people at the Combine (4.41-second 40 as a DE!!!). Sweat also has incredible size (6’6″, 260 pounds), with the ability to add even more bulk. There is apparently concern about a heart condition, hence the slide, but the talent is definitely worth the risk here. He and Williams will work to bring back the dominant Giant D-lines of old.
  18. Minnesota Vikings – Cody Ford (OL, Oklahoma): The Vikings are in desperate need of help all along the offensive line, so they take the most versatile one available. Ford, who played both guard and tackle in college, gives the team flexibility as well as an athletic player who can pull out on sweeps and outside running plays the team likes to run with Dalvin Cook. He’ll also help to protect Kirk Cousins, whose Vikings career didn’t get off to the best of starts last year, with much of that being due to the poor play up front.
  19. Tennessee Titans – Christian Wilkins (DT, Clemson): There’s a chance Wilkins is long gone before this pick, as he is that talented. Like Ferrell, he was also a long-time starter with All-American honors and two national titles to his name. Wilkins can truly do it all, and he’s also widely regarded as a champion off the field for his charity/community work as well. He’s exactly the type of guy Mike Vrabel wants in his locker room (and the both apparently have a previous relationship). This is a great get here for Tennessee.
  20. Pittsburgh Steelers – Greedy Williams (CB, LSU): The Steelers’ secondary has long been in need of an upgrade, particularly at corner. Joe Haden is quite long in the tooth, and Artie Burns is hardly impressive. Williams would give the Steelers a speedy (4.37 40-time), athletic cover man who always seems to be around the ball, with eight picks and 20 passes defensed over the past two seasons.
  21. Seattle Seahawks – Noah Fant (TE, Iowa): After investing a ton of money in Russell Wilson, the team should also give him some weapons. Especially with Doug Baldwin’s recent injury issues (which I think are a lot more serious than people think), Wilson could use some more help. With Tyler Lockett, David Moore, and Jaron Brown, the team already does have some talent at receiver, so instead they take the best pure pass-catching TE in the draft. His INSANE athleticism and ability to run and get open will also pair well with Wilson’s playing style.
  22. Baltimore Ravens – A.J. Brown (WR, Ole Miss): My favorite receiver in the draft is a perfect fit for the Ravens. Don’t buy into the hype of his teammate D.K. Metcalf, who was the darling of this year’s Combine. Brown is the MUCH better player, with the numbers to prove it (160 catches, 2,572 yards, and 17 TDs over the past two seasons). Most importantly, his physicality and ability to play in the short passing game will be vital in the development of the still very raw Lamar Jackson.
  23. Houston Texans – Andre Dillard (OT, Washington): Talk about having things just fall into your lap. To say left tackle is a glaring need for the Texans is an understatement, as Deshaun Watson got KILLED by the sieve he played behind last season. I’m shocked the team didn’t go hard after a guy like Trent Brown in free agency this offseason, but I guess being able to select the draft’s best pure pass-protector this late in Round 1 will be their saving grace. Watson will be very happy about this one.
  24. Oakland Raiders – Josh Jacobs (RB, Alabama): I think the Raiders should take a linebacker like Devin Bush here instead, but there seems to be a lot of people connecting them to the former Crimson Tide running back. Then there was the news this morning that Marshawn Lynch is going to (once again) hang ’em up for good. Often competing with other all-world running-back talent during his time in Mobile, Jacobs didn’t really get his chance until last season. Then, he not only averaged 5.3 YPC as physical runner in 2018, but he also displayed some ability in the passing game as well. He’s more than capable of taking over for Beast Mode.
  25. Philadelphia Eagles – Devin Bush (LB, Michigan): With the Raiders passing on the former Wolverine at No. 24, the Eagles will nab him instead. Especially after the departure of Jordan Hicks, Philly needs help at linebacker. Why not take a guy who produced at one of the nation’s top programs and ran faster than all but one RB at the Combine?
  26. Idianapolis Colts – Dexter Lawrence (DT, Clemson): The THIRD Clemson defensive lineman comes off the board here. While he might arguably be the third-best of the three, there’s no doubt that he’s the biggest at 6’4, 342 pounds. But don’t let that size fool you; while he’s definitely an ideal run-stuffer, the dude can push the pocket, too. The Colts made huge strides on D last year, and Lawrence can serve as the anchor up front that’s still missing.
  27. Oakland Raiders – Will Grier (QB, West Virginia): The smart move would likely be trading this pick away for future assets, as the team has already picked twice so far. And even though I think Carr should still get another shot, there have been rumors about the Raiders potentially looking to replace him for a while now – and where there’s smoke there’s usually fire. Grier could honestly be the most underrated player in this draft, overshadowed by guys who might not even be as good. This dude is incredibly accurate and threw over 70 TDs in just 22 career college games. He’s also got moxie and is loved by teammates. Gruden could have a field day with this guy. This is my big surprise pick of the first round.
  28. Los Angeles Chargers – Dalton Risner (OT, Kansas State): Risner is someone who has continued to get more and more press over the past few months. The Chargers can still get some good play out of Russell Okung at left tackle for at least a few more years, so the Second Team All-American could lock down things on the right side. Risner is also great at getting out and blocking at the second level, which will help only further aid stud running back Melvin Gordon. Plus, Philip Rivers ain’t no spring chicken anymore, so the team can’t be lax with it’s protection up front.
  29. Seattle Seahawks – Lonnie Johnson (CB, Kentucky): A big corner who likes to play physical with opponents on the boundary? (Calm yourself, Pete Carroll.) Some might say he’s still raw and this is a bit of a reach. But he was a stud at the Senior Bowl and seems almost tailor-made for Seattle. He could help bring back some of the nastiest in the Northwest we haven’t seen since the heyday of the Legion of Boom.
  30. **TRADE** San Francisco 49ers [via Green Bay] – N’Keal Harry (WR, Arizona State): Nope. Still no D.K. Metcalf. With not many pressing needs for the Pack, they trade down just a couple spots with San Fran, who has been looking to add receiver help for a while. After striking out on a deal for Antonio Brown, the Niners instead grab one of the most productive college receivers in recent memory (over 120 catches since 2017). Jimmy G gets another weapon to pair with stud tight end George Kittle.
  31. Los Angeles Rams – Chris Lindstrom (OL, Boston College): Like Risner, Lindstrom is another guy skyrocketing up draft boards lately. A great athlete, Lindstrom has the ability to handle pass-rushers and kick out from the interior on outside runs. He played both guard and tackle in college, so he could start on the interior immediately and maybe even serve as Andrew Whitworth’s eventual replacement at left tackle. Either way, the Rams get a true gamer.

And FINALLY…

32. New England Patriots – Marquise Brown (WR, Oklahoma): “Hollywood” comes to New England! The Patriots NEED someone like Brown in the worst way, and most of the very top OL and EDGE talent is already off the board. In Brown, the Pats get a truly explosive receiver with elite top-end speed. But he’s not just a one-trick pony, even if he is definitely on the small side (5’9″, 166 pounds). Brown can still serve as a weapon inside the numbers due to his smarts and pinpoint change-of-direction ability, and he can return kicks, too. He’ll fit into the system and give Brady a real PLAYMAKER once again, not just a chain-mover. If he turns out to be even half as good as his cousin, Antonio (yes, that one), then the Pats are getting an absolute steal.

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Marquise “Hollywood” Brown would infuse some serious youth and talent into the Pats’ receiving corps.

So there ya have it! Be sure to let us know what you think in the comments or on Facebook.

ICYMI, Damian Lillard Was Incredible Last Night

I’m glad I stayed up to watch this one. What a game. Being down 3-1, the Thunder were desperate for a win. Dame Lillard had all the answers. After going down by double digits early, CJ McCollum picked up 3 fouls in the first 9 minutes, and it seemed like the Blazers might not be on their game to start. But Lillard stepped up and made his case for the best point guard in the league. After last night, I’d have a hard time disagreeing with him. Just looks at these shots:

Lillard dropped 50 points last night, including 34 in the first half.

 

Dame scored 16 in the first quarter, then added another 18 in the second. In that first half, he hit 6 threes, all of which were contested except one (which was from 30 feet out). He made off balance shots, tear drops, fadeaways, step-backs, you name it. He was on fire. The second half was no different. As soon as it started he hit another 30 foot bomb. He finished with 50 points, 10 threes, and this absolutely insane buzzer beater:

A 37 foot contested step back three?!?! Are you kidding me?!?

Paul George actually didn’t play bad defense on that. He stepped up with about 4 seconds left after realizing he wasn’t going to drive, and got a hand in his face. I mean, look where he’s shooting from! The balls on Lillard to take a shot like that. YUGE!

Anyone else notice how Russ did a lot of talking Games 1-4, then only talked shit to his teammates in Game 5?

Now, I stupidly took the Thunder to go all the way in a previous blog, and I’m here to vent about my embarrassment at that pick. I said Paul George was going to be the guy to lead this team to the promised land. I love the guy, but it’s hard to reach your full potential when ballhog Russ is busy sucking ass. Westbrook was absolutely atrocious last night. Probably the worst triple double I’ve ever seen. At first look, 29-14-11 seems pretty good. But that’s it. If you watched this game, you saw a player who wouldn’t pass when he needed to down the stress, who was barking at his teammates, and who took a TON of bad shots. He missed at least 3-4 layups when trying to push in transition, but instead forced himself into one-on-three “fastbreaks” where he blew the shot and then forced his team to play transition defense. He chucked a bunch of quick threes, which he has and continued to struggle with in this game. And down the stretch, he wanted to be the guy with the ball in his hand when everyone in the world knew it should be Paul George. Well, Russ missed a bunch of shots late, played garbage defense on Lillard, and will forever be known as a regular season star and playoff bust.

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Bye Russ! Bye bye!

Final Predictions On Who the Patriots Will Draft (By Need)

So here we are folks. The eve of the first round of the 2019 NFL Draft. A little more than 24 hours until we begin the selections of 200+ young, hungry players to new teams, additions that will either breathe new lives into those franchises or rip them apart like an affair to a marriage.

But here at El 300s, we care mostly about around 10 of those selections, the ones belonging to the Patriots of House New England**, and I am here today to talk about specifically the first one of those picks. The first round is, obviously, where the perceived best players go. The Pats unfortunately have the last pick (32nd) of that round, owing to the fact that they are very good at professional football. Quite the catch-22. With Tua T. coming out next year, maybe they even tank this year before winning banner number eight, but I digress.

I come to you today as a relapsed draft nerd to make a handful of predictions related to the Pats’ 32nd overall pick in the draft and what they will do with it if they address one of their four major needs: Defensive Tackle, Wide Receiver, Tight End, and some sort of Defensive End/Elephant Backer (from here on out we’ll just label this position EDGE as a lot of sites do now although it seems to be an acronym that stands for nothing and sends my OCD into a tailspin). I am going to eschew things like the Pats trading up down left or right in this one and simply concentrate on the above, grave areas of need. Let’s do it.

Scene: Roger Goodell glides on stage smiling and waving, get’s hit in the face with a brick thrown from the gallery. He is immediately pronounced dead and Chris Slade rushes on stage to read the Pats pick, just in the nick of time…..

Defensive Tackle
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select…
Dexter Lawrence (6’4, 342lbs), DT, Clemson
In Lawrence, the Belichick might finally find the gigantic lane-clogger he’s long since desired post-Vince Wilfork. Like Wilfork, Lawrence is not only powerful at the point of attack, but sneaky-nimble and athletic. Most years I am not sure Lawrence would last, but with the league getting more and more pass happy and at least three DTs (Wilkins, Williams, Oliver) slated to go above him, the Pats could get their man.

Wide Receiver
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, The New England Patriots select…
AJ Brown (6’0. 226lbs), WR, Ole Miss
Like a lot of years, it is going to be a crap shoot in terms of what receiver is taken when. D.K Metcalf will be the first off the board because he lifts a lot and runs fast so who cares about anything else (don’t hate him, just the ignorance in loving him to death is unparalleled). After that who knows, honest to God. With all of that said, here is to hoping AJ Brown is still around. He has a thick frame and can get down the feel better than a lot of people think he can. It’s been a badly kept secret for years that Belichick loves Anquan Boldin, and although not tough as Q, seemingly, YET, with his build Brown could be a successor to the Man From Miami.

EDGE
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, The New England Patriots select…
Brian Burns (6’5, 249lbs), DE/OLB, Florida State; Zach Allen (6’4 280 lbs), DE, BC
This is the one and only position I am going to put down two names for. It is also, not coincidentally one of the more fluid positions on the Pats’ D. As I’ve said before, we are blessed with a team that runs its D by what personnel it has, not vice versa. So this pick depends on the Pats looking at what they current have and laying an egg on what they want to do. Burns, size and skillset-wise, is like a wealthy, aristocratic man’s John Simon. From day 1 the team could send him off the edge on passing downs, either from a three-point stance or from a 3-4 LB type positioning. Eventually, with his 4.53 speed, there’s a chance he can learn to cover backs in the flats and what not. Maybe. It’s important to lastly note Burns is the kind of guy who could shoot up draft boards and go Top-15 by Thursday. Zach Allen’s game, on the other hand, is a lot like Trey Flowers. He could immediately cause problems off the end and probably could be popped in the middle a la Flowers on passing downs. Another nifty thing about the former Eagle, and we know Belichick loves nifty things, is he has a knack for swatting passes as well.

Tight End
With the 32nd pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, The New England Patriots select…
Jace Sternberger (6’4, 250lbs), Tight End, Texas Agricultural & Mining
This probably appears to be a reach, I know, but the Pats are not as reach-averse as legend has it (Dominique Easley, Isaiah Wynn). But would this even be a reach? Allow yourself a quick history lesson….

Twice in American history, most notably right after WWI, there occurred something called the “Red Scare”. Basically society saw Russia, and more to the point, communism, as some sort of boogeyman and so we all started calling each other communists and locking everyone up. Legit if you shared something and got caught you’d go to jail. My whole kindergarten class minus that asshole Kevin would be in the clink.

My point is this: I could see one of the two Iowa TEs getting picked high and teams suddenly FREAKING OUT that they’d lose out on the remaining Iowa TE or Irv Smith Jr., resulting in all three going a little higher than expected, say 9, 12, 18. That gives 13 picks where teams try not to freak out about their TE need as well, knowing there are guys like Caleb Wilson and Kahale Warring out there, allowing the Pats to land Sternberger. He has good size and length and runs really fluid routes. Most importantly, to our blood pressure and to Coach Belichick, he has excellent hands. He won’t be the blocker Gronk was, right now, but hell maybe with a few more pounds of muscle and a couple of 1-on-1s with Scarnecchia and who knows.

So that wraps it up folks. I have a bagel with my name on it. In my opinion this is one of the most important drafts for the Pats in awhile as they need depth in a number of key areas to continue contending. Buckle up.

P.S – They’re just gonna trade back 6 times and we’re going to have 12 5th round picks in 2023.

**This is how I’ll be naming things for four more weeks.

-Joey B

Game. Seven. This Bruins Maple Leafs Series Has Taken Years Off My Life and It All Comes Down to Tonight

Game 7. It all comes down to tonight and my anxiety is peaking because this game is going to be a battle. Before the series started I had Bruins in 7 so I’m sticking to my guns, but it is problematic that the B’s have only played well in even numbered games. Seriously, they looked excellent in Games 2, 4, and 6 and then looked like an old, slow, shell of themselves in Games 1, 3, and 5. So with 7 being an odd number I am a little worried, but all superstitions aside with the Bruins having home ice for the winner take all game I feel like they’ll pull this one out. That or I’ll take a long, angry walk in the rain later tonight.

Lets take a look at some of the keys to the series and in particular tonight’s game.

Auston Matthews Has Risen

Look we all know how good Auston Matthews is with the puck as he’s had 37, 34, and 40 goals in each of the last three seasons. With that being said though, he hasn’t always been a stud in the playoffs, especially last season when he had 1 goal and 1 assist in 7 games against the Bruins before getting bounced. It looked like it was going to be more of the same this series, but the kid has gone from getting dumped on for his ghost presence in Games 1-2 to scoring 5 goals in the last four games. This kid terrifies me.

Is Tuukka Rask Going to Show Up?

Is he stealing games? Should he be DFA’d right now with Halak getting the Game 7 start? Read and listen to sports talk at your own risk because as a rational person you know the answer is somewhere in the middle, but the middle doesn’t drive clicks like a massive overreaction does. He’s been pretty up and down, but I think for the most part he’s giving the Bruins a shot to win each night. He’s 3-3 with a .921 save percentage in the playoffs, which is good for 6th in the NHL Playoffs, one slot behind….you guessed it…Frederick Andersen. He’s also 6th in Goals Against Avg at 2.54 per game. Is that a ringing endorsement of a former Vezina winner? Not exactly, but if he can keep the B’s in the game then thats all they need.

Discussions From the Cheap Seats

If NBC Sports gives us the cheap seats camera angle again I will blow a gasket.

Bergeron-Marchand-Pastrnak

These three need to be THE guys like they were all year long. Frequently referred to as the best line in hockey, Bruce Cassidy has opted to spread the wealth and move Pasta down to the second line. Thats all fine and well, but these guys have not exactly looked like themselves for much of the series.

Marchand has heated up and now has 4 goals and 5 assists in the series, but for too many stretches of time these three have been taken out of the game. I don’t know whats going on with Pasta specifically because in Game 2 he was laying the wood on guys and in Game 4 he scored 2 goals, but other times I forget he’s even on the ice. Those are his only two goals in the entire series actually, and one of them came on a mental breakdown from Toronto.

Torey Krug…

…needs to get his shit together. The guy is a beast on the powerplay and finished the year Top 5 in points for the B’s so they clearly need him, but he’s been a liability on defense at times this series. On two plays late in Game 6 Krug badly misplayed dumped pucks and pucks off the side board before getting easily beat to the play only to barely get bailed out by his teammates. I don’t need Krug to be a 2011-level shutdown defender like Zdeno Chara, but just keep the puck in front of you please.

David Krejci is Looking Like His Old Self

Krejci seems like an old man because he’s been on the Bruins for 13 seasons, but he’s really only 32. The main difference with him is that he’s finally healthy and he’s looking like his old self, especially when paired with young guys like DeBrusk (which we’ll get to in a moment). Krejci is fourth on the Bruins in playoff points, but he is dishing the puck like vintage Krejci lately.

If you remember, any time the Bruins make a run for the Cup it’s been in large part due to David Krejci. In 2010-11 he had 23 points in 25 games and the B’s won the Stanley Cup. In 2012-13 when they lost to Chicago he had 26 points in 22 games. So if Krejci is looking like his old self then the Bruins suddenly have a huge boost to their depth and secondary scoring.

Jake DeBrusk Has Evolved Before Our Eyes

This kid has been lights out for most of the series. He’s been a physical presence and before his suspension was drawing the ire of infamous dirtbag Nazem Kadri.

He’s only got 2 points in the series, but seems to always be buzzing around the puck as his ice time is up a full minute from last year’s playoffs to 15:54 per night.

Betting Line

If you’re feeling frisky and want to bet some hard earned Schrute Bucks on Game 7, as if these games weren’t stress inducing enough, well here are the odds for tonight’s matchup.

Heading into Game 7 with the Leafs, the Bruins’ Stanley Cup odds assessed from sportsbooks here are as long as +1000 (10/1). The Bruins would have to have a roughly 55% chance, on average, to win each of their remaining series, including Game 7 vs Toronto. That’s pretty high for something as unpredictable as the NHL playoffs (just ask Tampa Bay), but Boston would have home-ice against 10 of the 11 teams remaining. With their 29-9-3 home-ice record, theres a pretty strong argument that +1000 is a good price at this point.

Godspeed to everyone heading to the Garden tonight and for everyone watching at home just make sure you have all your adult beverages in plastic cups to avoid any destroyed property.

Hunter Renfrow is Seeking to Fulfill His Own Prophecy of Playing for the Patriots

The NFL Draft is this Thursday and I’ve heard through the grape vine that we may be seeing some quality Draft #content from our guy Mattes so stay on the lookout for that. Him and Joey B are the draft nerds though. I enjoy college football, but aside from the top skill position players I can’t really get into where the DT from FSU is ranked.

I do love to cherry pick draft stories though, like the one where Hunter Renfrow is basically calling his own shot. Hunter Renfrow AKA The Three Eyed Raven had a dream where he got drafted by the Patriots. Renfrow is an undersized, under recruited slot receiver who became a team captain so you just KNOW the Pats are going to take him at some point. Apparently Hunter knows that too as he’s seen here signing his potential future Patriots jersey. Maybe he’s taking a page out of the Lavar Ball playbook? Just speak it into existence. Keep an eye on this kid, he may be the next guy to take the Patriots slot receiver torch once Julian Edelman is ready to move on.

Red Sox Find Redemption With Sweep of Rays

All last week I was thinking about writing an article about how bad this Red Sox team has been playing so far. I kept putting it off because most of my attention is on the Celtics and Bruins, and honestly, it’s still April. No need to panic just yet, right? A 6-13 start, a run differential of -42 (barf), and the second worst pitching staff in all of baseball. In the words of Dennis Eckersley, YUCK! Going into the weekend, they were taking on a Tampa team that was an AL East leading 14-5 and had allowed the second least amount of runs in baseball. Well, just when you think the season can’t get any worse, they go and do something like this……AND TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES.

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Now I know the Sox still have a long way to go, but a road sweep of the best team in the division goes a long way this early in this season. It’s great for clubhouse morale, especially considering how awful this pitching staff has been so far. Statistically, only the Orioles pitching staff is worse, allowing 149 runs to our 131. Aside from David Price, all of our starters have ERA’s over 6. Sale and Porcello have both allowed more runs than strikeouts and have ERA’s at 8.5! That’s atrocious coming from a former Cy Young winner and a guy who just signed a $145 million extension. Our bullpen hasn’t been much better, but at least a few guys in the pen have been reliable enough.

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Email Red@The300s.com to buy your YUCK sticker!

Then this weekend happened. Not that they were dominant by any means, but they did what they needed to do to eke out three wins against a tough team. All three wins came together late in the game, when good teams find ways to win. First on Friday, Mookie and Big Mitch went back to back in the eighth to put the team ahead for good. Then on Saturday, Benintendi hits a grand slam and a 9th inning sac fly to put the team up one, and Vazquez finishes off the Rays with this walk off pick off, resulting in our first series win of the season. Then the icing on the cake came on Sunday after the Celtics completed their sweep of the Pacers and the Bruins held off the Leafs to force game 7. To make for an amazing Boston Easter, the Sox won with a Vazquez sac fly in the top of the 11th, while Brasier shut the door for the third time in three nights. Man, what a day.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t all good news this weekend. Nathan Eovaldi was placed on the 10-day IL, with all signs pointing to a much longer stint on the injured list. You can read more about it here, but the short of it is Nathan has loose bodies in his throwing elbow that are more than likely going to need to be removed with arthroscopic surgery. The recovery period on this would be about 6 weeks, with range of motion coming back in about 2 weeks. This is the same surgery he had last spring, when he was out the first two months of the season. Bobby Poyner has been called up in his place.

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Dallas Keuchel to the Red Sox rumors are heating up.

What do I think the Sox should do to address their pitching staff? Easy. Sign Dallas Keuchel. He’s said he’ll sign a one-year deal where he can compete for about $18 mil a year, or a longer deal for less money. We already have a ridiculous payroll of $236 mil, including 18 million/year we’re still paying that fat panda Pablo Sandoval, so what’s another $18 for another dominant starter? Now it may take Keuchel a month or so before he’s ready to pitch to live hitters, but reports are that he’s been on a throwing schedule where he’s throwing 95-pitch simulated games every 5 days. This way, when Eovaldi comes back, he can be our closer and we can cut it out with this closer-by-committee trash. Not to knock on Brasier, who’s been great so far, but I just can’t see him being an effective closer for the whole season. The guys been in the majors for less than a year, only strikes out 5.5 batters per 9 innings, and looks more like the dudes I used to sell beer to 4 times a week than a professional athlete. Plus, imagine having to face a 101mph Eovaldi fastball in the 9th inning? Fuck that. This could be exactly the signing the Sox need to put them back in the drivers seat.

Four Takeaways from the Celtics First Round Playoff Sweep of the Pacers

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After winning just one road playoff game last season on their way to Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, the Celtics have already won two this postseason after sweeping their first-round series with the Indiana Pacers on Sunday.

For all the worry and concern many had heading into the postseason, I have to say it was very refreshing to see the way this team has played over the past week. While I wouldn’t say they blew doors on Indiana, there’s no doubt about who was the better team. They also finally learned how to play together as a team, which is something we saw them struggle to do for most of the year.

Now the team is likely going to square off in Round 2 against the NBA’s winningest team in Milwaukee, who can close out their series with Detroit on Monday night. (Even if the Bucks lose, they’ll still be up 3-1, and it would take a pretty epic comeback by Blake Griffin & Co. to pull off the upset.)

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The Greek Freak is likely up next.

But, before we get into that, Dom and I are here to bring you four of our biggest Celtics takeaways from the first round:

The Brotherhood is Back

MATTES: All year long, I’ve said there have been two big things missing with this team: aggressiveness and cohesiveness. While there was no doubt the Celtics have had easily one of the most talented rosters in the league, from top to bottom, the problem was they didn’t know how to play together as a unit. Whether it was due to big egos, being buried on the depth chart by surrounding talent, or just poor rotation management on Brad’s part, it was difficult for most guys to settle into a defined role this past season. Hence the rampant inconsistency we saw on many levels.

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In the four games against the Pacers, the Celtics had four guys (Kyrie, Tatum, Horford, and Hayward) who all averaged over 30 minutes per night, and all four of which put up over 11 points per game. Jaylen Brown and Marcus Morris, two other big contributors, both personally averaged between 26-29 minutes and combined to average about 23 points per game. While you wouldn’t know it from the assist totals or anything like that, just from the simple eyeball test alone it was clear to see this team was finally trying to win together. That was easily the best team basketball I’ve seen from this squad all year.

Brad Coached the Hell out of this Series

DOM: My first take really goes off of Mattes’s point about cohesiveness. This time of year, coaches need to put egos aside and play the hot hand. And that’s exactly what Brad did. Specifically, he didn’t use a rotation but instead weaved Morris, Brown, and Hayward in and out so that the hottest players were on the floor for the most amount of time in the fourth quarter.

To examine this closer, here’s how the approach looked game by game:

  • (Game 1): After a ridiculous third quarter, Brad allowed Al and Kyrie some time to rest. They each played the last five minutes or so in the fourth, while Morris, Hayward, and Tatum played just over seven, eight, and nine minutes, respectively.
  • (Game 2): This time, we were down 11 going into the fourth. No messing around for Brad this time. Horford and Tatum played the whole quarter, Kyrie played 7.5 minutes, Brown 9.5 minutes, and Morris only 2.5. Tatum and Kyrie combined for 19 points in the fourth and won us the game, as that’s exactly how much we outscored Indy by as a team in the quarter.
  • (Game 3): Once again, our defense played great in the third, this time getting us up seven heading into the last quarter. Being on the road and with a chance to go up 3-0, Brad knew how important this was. He’s seemingly getting a much better sense for who his closers are. Hayward, Tatum, and Al played more than 10 minutes each in the final frame, and he made sure Kyrie got a few extra minutes of rest before playing the last nine. Morris and Brown essentially split the quarter, with Brown scoring a few important buckets to keep us up.
  • (Game 4): The Celtics could smell blood and went into attack mode, handling everything the Pacers threw back at them. It was a close one, but we pulled it out for the sweep. Tatum again played the whole fourth, scoring nine points on 7-of-10 from the line. The Celtics shot an amazing 21 free throws as a team in this quarter, more than they usually do in an entire game. Horford was a +10 in over nine minutes of fourth-quarter action; Morris played 11 and scored eight; Hayward added nine minutes and didn’t miss a shot; and Jaylen played less than one minute.

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Hayward continued his ascension back into the game’s upper echelon with his performance in Round 1.

Celtics Were Able to Control the Pacers’ Big Men

DOM: Before this series started, I said we needed to make sure Myles Turner and Domantas Sabonis were kept in check. Turner led the NBA in blocks this season, and allowing him and Sabonis to dominate the offensive glass and paint would pose major trouble for us. Luckily, Baynes and Horford were more than up for the task.

(Gordon Hayward not so much):

Game by game, the Pacers’ bigs combined to put up 12 points and 17 boards in Game 1. Then they only put up nine and eight in Game 2 (!!), 25 and 14 in Game 3, and 27 and 15 in Game 4. Not surprisingly, their best game was the closest. Turner did have his fair share of blocks throughout the series, but not enough to discourage our guys from attacking. He’s not Shaq after all.

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Hangin’ Tough

MATTES: No, this has nothing to do with NKOTB. Rather, I’m referring to the fact that the whole team finally played with a sense of toughness and attitude that we hadn’t really seen before.

Like I said in my first takeaway, they blended so well together as a multi-faceted unit. But even more important than that, a few key guys stepped up immensely when the team needed someone to take over in the game’s biggest moments. As Dom mentioned above, it might not have been the same player each game, but the quartet of Kyrie, Tatum, Hayward, and Morris acted like a flawless closer by committee for Brad in this series. (Alex Cora’s gotta be pretty jealous.)

Finally, the Celtics were not out-rebounded in ANY of the four games in the series. The only game they did not out-rebound Indy was in Game 4, when both teams finished tied with 43. In total, the C’s pulled down 30 more boards than the Pacers did in the series, only further demonstrating Dom’s point about how surprisingly well the team played down low. (And HUGE ups to Al Horford for his work on the boards all series long.)

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Al was particularly huge on the glass in this series, as he averaged 10.3 per game.

So now we play the waiting game, as the Celtics were the only team to sweep in the first round of the playoffs this year (so far at least). Be sure to stay tuned to The 300s for all your Celtics coverage this postseason!

The 300s Game of Thrones Meme of the Week Award: Episode 2

Obvious Spoiler Alert: If you haven’t caught up on Season 8 of Thrones yet come back later.

Game of Thrones memes have always been around as they have for any pop culture sensation, but I feel like they have gone into overdrive for Season 8. Every week there seems to be 50 new and hilarious memes for each episode. So I figured it was only right to launch The 300s Game of Thrones Meme of the Week Award. The winning meme for Episode 2 has to go to the one below because it combines two of my favorite shows of all time in a perfect example of a deep cut.

Unless you’ve watched 7+ years of Thrones and five seasons of The Simpsons this ain’t for you.

Episode 1 Winner: